So, it started last night. The StumbleUpon toolbar was making the Internet Explorer toolbar smaller and smaller, so she click a little Google address box.

Well, she scrolled to the bottom, and apperently Google's been saving my history on it. I ddidn't even use the Google address box, I went to the site.
At the bottom it said I searched images such as "Boobs" and "Boner" and "Sex".

I fake using the bathroom and went in my room to wathc The Colbert Report. She cam in while I was going to bed and didn't say anything about it. She took it pretty well.

Also, my dad was there. I want to call him now to see if I can go to his house, but i'm scared of what he'll say.

So, help?

At 3/6/08 06:56 PM, gipper2 wrote:

At 3/6/08 06:54 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: stuff

Sir, do you mean to tell me we are moving into enemy fire without a base of fire? We're gonna get hosed.

Like I said at HQ, you are equipped with a Standard 9mm Pistol, M16, 12 Gauge Shotgun, 3 Impact Grenades, 2 Flashbangs, and 1 Smoke Grenade.

But pack lightly.

This is Bravo. We located the coordinance of Alpha team. They are pinned down by enemy fire and need our help. We will flank the enemy on the right side, while you go head-on. An Apache will be hovering over us at about 200 feet and they will drop off my soldiers and destroy tanks.

Wade's Army will be in the mountanis desserts, so we will have to bring light supply and movable cover.

Alright Delta Squad. Lets go kick some Wade ass! GO GO GO!

Dude, your mom's a total bitch. She spends your savings just to go gamble knowing she won't win shit? I say a rebel is in order.

GO GO GO!

At 3/4/08 06:23 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Well with bands like tool, sometimes you need to have it cranked to hear the subtle parts of the music.

Holy shit, thanks for reminding me about Tool.

Very loud.

Not extremely loud but not soft either.

At 3/4/08 06:08 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: I've already done two, somebody, for the love of god, RATE MY PROFILE PIC!

4/10. real life, lol.

Lol, horrible thing during WWII causing millions of Jews to die refrence.

I... I have something to tell you. I.. have the... hots for you. It's true. I loved you all this time. I kept secret pictures of you in my computer and jerked off everynight. My Number One fantasie was to make love to you.

C.. can we right now?

I get mine from the internet.

You're a total dumbass. Scroll whell, faggot.

At 3/2/08 03:54 PM, Duffi wrote:

At 3/2/08 03:52 PM, BatDan wrote:

Supposedly, the users at t3hparty

That's fake. We aren't planning such a thing, have a look yourself. We have forums only accesible for regulars. I checked, and there are no plans/anything about harrasing you.

Right. Unless its in PM's. We are not going to raid you.

Can I hold your Dick? I just want to touch that Dick. Your Dick looks so fun to play with.

At 3/2/08 01:12 AM, thesym wrote: Post all little fags on NG, heres one, he curses in almost every sentence http://betty.newgrounds.com/news/post/87 774 go look at his comments and his replys too comments, I didn't count 1 reply where he didn't curse.

I feel sorry for that dog.

You know how some people have those really fucked up names Like "Dick" and "Gay".

Well, I just made one up.

Dick Harry Gay.

So it backwards.

So, I clicked the "Stumble!" button on my StumbleUpon toolbar, and the first thing that came up was this.

Kid Rock
You can't read anything 'cause it's in German.

I found 4:30-End of Video quite fucking funny.

You guys seriously aren't really all that great.

I listened to the two "best" songs and there were no lyrics. Songs with no lyrics just plain suck.

/statthread.

it always has been, i think they're working on the new AP awards though, i think I remember tom saying something about it. anyways it was mostly because they were easily cheated.
http://ngarchive.aksumka.net/ngimg/apico / old icons

Holy fuck! I remember those!

At 2/29/08 10:49 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: COCK JOKE.

In before ban.

At 2/29/08 11:10 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: *Slow, steady clapping*

*Faster, harder clapping*

At 2/28/08 07:45 PM, Timex247 wrote: and let's not forget grammer

Irony?

Please give me ideas.

Why not do CHORES? Lazyass, get off the couch for once and actually do shit once in a while. Take out the trash, do dishes, RAKE LEAVES, help your fucking parents out. Mommy and daddy aren't going to be there forever. When they are gone, you'll actually have to do stuff (Holy shit, did he say DO STUFF!?!?). Get a girlfriend, get a job, shit like that. A girl isn't going to date you if all you do is sit on the couch and watch Barney all day.

Holy shit. He's like, what, 12? And he's all pissed and crying about a game.

He needs suicide. Nao.

I didn't even want to read it.

Who the fuck would write a survival guide? Especially with fucking ZOMBIES!? It's pure bullshit. People like you make me pissed. You think you're being serious with all your," HOLY SHIT ZOMBEH SURVIVAL GUIDELOLOLOl!!!!1111" book. Also, using big fancy words and short sentences isn't going to get you anywhere.

Go shit on your "book", burn it, bury it, and piss on it's grave.

1. Your a dumbass for not turning down the volume.
2. Your a bigger dumbass for being high.
3. Your Type 3 dumbass for not knowing what that was, with all the talk about it and whatnot.

My paintball gun, or my dog. Seriously. Don't fuck with him.

At 2/20/08 07:45 PM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote: and sorry if theres a few spelling errors

A FEW!?! HA! Look at your fucking post! You fucking mispelled "CEREAL"!

Are you 6 years old?

should i continue?

Fuck no! How old are you?

And you post it on newgrounds.

You, sir, are VERY clever. And VERY funny. I mean it.