The bathroom door dosn't lock, the door is a slide-thing thats very loud when you open it.

My room isn't here because we're about to move, so all my shit is in boxes.

The shower water gets on my hand and the shower water here makes it very hard to masturbate.

4 weeks. I have to sleep on the couch for about a month, due to the lack of, well, my room. The problem is the couch is in the living room, and my grandad comes in the living room to watch TV at unpredictable times.

So, what should I do?

At 4/20/08 05:45 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 4/20/08 05:41 PM, solardave wrote:

If they're advertising lemonade, then it better be fucking lemonade.

Exactly. I was in the mood for nice, refreshing lemonade, and instead I get shitty Sunny-D.

At 4/20/08 05:43 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Tho I wouldn't buy anything like that because you don't know what punk kids would put in it to be "funny"

I was thinking about that. I said to myself, "I wonder if they...".

So I was walking down my street today when I came across some kids with a sign that said, "Lemonade 50 Cents". I thought why not give these kids some buisness. I had some money in my pocket, so all was good.

When I got up there he handed me a cup of lemonade. Then his friend came up and said, "That'll be a dollar". I said, "Bullshit, your sign said 50 cents."

Turns out it wasn't lemonade. It was just some Sunny-D in a cup.

Grab her cock.

OH SHI-

You're going to get fucked hard with that name...

At 4/11/08 10:52 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: What is it ?

I am sometimes seen the links and thought it is maybe bad or dangerous thing.

And you have good grammar.

Also, all you do is sit there and watch. No interaction or anything. It's a huge waste of time, really.

Is there any way to make the Microsoft Narrator guys (Sam, Mike, etc.) to speak full words instead of just every single letter I type in Word?

Help would greatly appreciated.

Halo 3 comedy series on Youtube, lawl.

At 4/6/08 10:16 AM, Socrates wrote: I'm ashamed of my small, circumsized dick.

That sounds hawt.

Pics?

I personally like store brand soda. It's cheaper, and sometimes better than the original.

Whenever I came.

LOL ORIGINAL

Time Magizine gave this topic "4 Stars, 2 Two Thumbs Up!".

People said, " I laughed, I cried, this topic changed my whole life!"

Its 'cause black people are always the ones commiting crime, have 7 kids then divorce their wife, always date white women, are racist towards white people, and are like "YOYOYO MUH NIG*ER HOOK A BROTHA UP WITH SOME WEEEEEEEED DAWG", and are just fucking annoying.

Yes, I am a bit racist.

At 3/30/08 12:53 AM, FarOutSk8r02 wrote: Halo Is The Bad Game.....

Holy shit, buzzkill.

You are a serious dumbass. Co-op can only be played with 2 people.

I am quite the joker, I am.

Great story! One of the best i've seen so far.

Why is there a penis in the background?

Stuff like that is really fun. All of ya'll who's saying "THAT'S CHILDISH YOU LITTLE CHILD LOL" never have any fun.

Also, call his house and if his mom or dad picks up, say " [INSERT FRIEND NAME HERE] Keeps on molesting me in the boys bathroom."

PS3 is just like PS2 only with better grapics. You can still play DVDs and play games. So shut up everyone whos saying "LOL PS3 IS BETTER PS2 SUCKS LLOLOLOLOLOL!".

It's way too overpriced and is the exact same thing.

At 3/23/08 12:39 PM, conscript1 wrote:

At 3/23/08 12:37 PM, Longhorn97 wrote:

the PS2 still works fine.
its my ps2.

Blank post.

That happend with me and a game called Urban Chaos.

It's nothing to worry about, the game still plays, and the PS2 still works fine.

At 3/22/08 08:29 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: is even worse.

Your mom was even worse in bed last night.

At 3/22/08 07:50 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

At 3/22/08 07:49 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: What's the deal with you all not liking Country music?

It sucks.

Any reason why?

Is fuckin' bad ass. Jackson Taylor could possibly be the best Country Rock singer of all time.

What's the deal with you all not liking Country music?

At 3/21/08 04:44 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: Shit, wrong link.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php ?n=2472179

Part 2

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php ?n=2472201

Shit, wrong link.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php ?n=2472179

It is all about the grammar.

I love it. When did they add it?

Anybody else love it?