SexyRoo97

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I've been out of school for about 3 weeks now.

At 6/12/08 12:12 PM, BruceMcMan wrote: Being on here a couple years, and in the forum a couple months, I've formed this chart of what every newgrounger on here is like, forum status anyways..

You signed up last year. That's not a couple of years. That's one year. I've been here since '06. When you could write stories and post cock jokes...

At 6/13/08 10:02 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Don't run in to any black cats! (possible ethnic prejudicing)

I have a black cat as a pet!

At 6/12/08 02:14 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: I was doing a little test. I really don't have a cat. You all feel sorry for cats and not people.

Do you people actually read the posts?

Grab her cock.

At 6/12/08 01:47 PM, 666rebel wrote: _image_booby.gif

You sir, win.

I was doing a little test. I really don't have a cat. You all feel sorry for cats and not people.

I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not. If not, fail.

At 6/11/08 11:56 PM, Purpin wrote: Looks like your cat wandered into an Asian restaurant. You're lucky it got away.

I took it to an Asian restraurant an hour ago. They got out a knife and some soy sauce. I was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING RICE!" And we both ate it and had a nice long talk about politics and movies.

I'm not kidding. My cat is sick.

There's something wrong with her ear and tail. They twitch every two seconds, and the tail has some chucks out of it. She's limping on her right leg and she's always wheezing/coughing.

30% gay.

In my schools bathroom.

I didn't finish though.

Whip It by Devo

You have a pretty fucked up life. Your cat is dying and you have an emo friend?

Also, rape her.

Why are all of you sad for his cat? It's a shitty, useless cat. All they do is scratch you and shed on the fucking carpet.

I've seen threads about people dying and you all are like "OH SUCKS FOR YOU LOLOLOL".

When a cat dies you are all like "omg that sucks i am sorryyyy".

It's a fucking useless pet.

At 6/10/08 11:07 AM, Master117chief wrote:

At 6/10/08 11:01 AM, Jackotrades wrote: Ouch, dumb kids...

old...

You fail. It was added yesterday.

Cats are fucking horrible pets. All they do is shed all over the carpet and scratch you for no reason. You can't even do anything with them. Go get a dog.

At 6/10/08 04:36 AM, subzerov wrote:
One of my friends messaged me on myspace

Lol.

Also, you can't just message her over myspace all the time. You have to actually meet each other. This is why myspace is fucking retarded.

Your lack of spelling knowledge scares me.

CHARACTERS DUMBASS

At 6/7/08 04:46 PM, KennyD wrote: Heres the forward body panel.

Fuck, you could've told us it was a motorized bike. That was a huge piece of the story.

At 6/7/08 03:08 PM, KennyD wrote:

So I jump off (I was going about 60mph) and my bike skids into the ditch and I just tuck and roll on the asphalt for about 100ft. The car instantly sees this and takes off. So I'm on the road just dizzy as hell and my ego is pretty much shattered. All the guys as asking if I'm ok and a couple are checking out whats wrong with the bike (the major thing is the shift lever is broken off) The 5 gals in the group instantly went into mother mode and were all over me seeing if I'm alright and that admittingly made things a little better. But still I'm pretty pissed that my bike is going to be out of commision for about 4 weeks.

All of this is untrue.

BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD! BEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Awesome chorus.

BEER

It's the last one on my playlist.

All I can say is fucking awesome.

You sir, truly fail. Clapping man isn't a meme, it's something made up by one single person. Memes are made up by groups of people on the BBS.

I never even heard of Clapping Man.

All that just for correcting his grammar? Damn, he has issues.

Wake him up by shoving him yelling "THERES A FUCKING FIRE!!!".

He'd probably shit his pants.

Gays are usually nice around my town. I really don't mind them.

I don't support Gay marriage, though.

-MOSTLY FOR SLAYER OR TEAM SLAYER-

Ok, I thought about making this a while ago, and I think it will be very helpful.

1.ALWAYS have a secondary weapon. Spiker, plasma pistol, anything. Once you go blasting that Battle Rifle clip into somebody and start to reload, pull out that Spiker (etc.) to finish him off.

2. Don't throw Spike or Plasma grenades unless you're up close to the guy or you know you're about to die.

3. Communicate. On Team Slayer, use your mic to set up a plan. Get somebody to go get a sniper, send one or two people to scout out an area, get that guy with the weird helment to stay at base, anything.

4. Always stay close by in Team Slayer. You never know, there could be somebody in the corner. When he kills you, the other people on your team know to start blasting.

5. On Valhalla, always try to get the banshee. It might be a noobish thing to do, but your teammates will be happy you did it.

6. Try to get atleast a gunner in a warthog. If nobody gets in, don't just go driving around. Get out and grab a sniper or shotgun.

7.Try to win.

I hope these were helpful. I know it's short, but it's all I could think of.