Me please.

I've been liking this girl for maybe a year now and I want to finally ask her out. Problem is, I don't know what to say. I dont just want to go up to her and say. "Do you want to go out with me?'. as that would be weird and uncomfortable.

Should I buy her something? And how do I not sound weird if I do ask her out?

Since people appearently hate old classic games, I changed the game list. You now have 3 games to choose from:

Counter-Strike 1.6
HalfLife 2: Deathmatch
Day of Defeat

Get to voting, again!

Good thing we're not Communist.

I'm going to be hosting a Steam Tournament soon and I wanted to see who was interested and which game we should play. You have 4 choices:

Half Life 2: Deathmatch
Day of Defeat (regular)
Deathmatch Classic
Ricochet

If I get enough people and votes, I will post another thread with the rules, date & time, ect.

Get to voting!

Isn't living in a Democracy great?

Cool story, bro.

I would yell at the annoying fuckers and shoot them at close range in the stomach. I fucking hate little annoying kids like that.

Lol, are you in 5th grade or something? You sound like such a fucking loser.

Now I may actually buy one since its alot cheaper. Also, I dont thing it looks ugly at all. If anything I think it looks better than the older version.

Eh, it was alright. Maybe because I wasnt used to a PS3 is why I thought it wasnt that good.

Lol, sucks for you.

My childhood is ruined...

NSFW NSFW

What's the matter with some people?

Is the Viewloader Triton 2 a good starter gun? I got it for Christmas and I just started getting into paintball again. Also, i'm going to play on a paintball field with my friends for the first time, that's why i'm asking this question :/. Oh, and yes, i'm a newby at paintball, but I love it so much.

I'm thinking about upgraded the barrel, because I heard the stock barrel is shit. What kind of barrel should I buy?

Also, i'm going to spray paint it orange :D.

Lollol nobody plays paintball on Newgrounds.

Is the Viewloader Triton 2 a good starter gun? I got it for Christmas and I just started getting into paintball again. Also, i'm going to play on a paintball field with my friends for the first time, that's why i'm asking this question :/. Oh, and yes, i'm a newby at paintball, but I love it so much.

I'm thinking about upgraded the barrel, because I heard the stock barrel is shit. What kind of barrel should I buy?

Also, i'm going to spray paint it orange :D.

Why must FOX fuck up every single thing? God fucking damnit, Futurama is never going to be the same.

Well, if she's a "crazy bitch", you should be happy that she died.

LOLOLOLOL

Wow, you're fucking stupid. Why dont people actually go out and LOOK to find stuff like this, instead of fucking asking Newgrounds like an idiot. Also, you can always go to your local game shop and look if they have prepaid cards. Stop being an idiot.

Gee, I think I have a cold. *sneeze* *sneeze*

It's up your ass.

I'm tired of all these "would you ____ your level icon up your ___" topics. They're fucking unoriginal and not funny anymore. Stop making these shitty level icon topics.

At 6/23/09 04:46 PM, Jerich0 wrote: This is so frustrating. Im selling this game cause i cant get any more achievements. Also it pisses me off.

So you're selling it because you can't get achievements? Is that why you bought it? Wow, don't people play games because they're fun anymore? Sure, I like getting achievements, it increases my e-dick. But I don't waste hours upon hours trying to get one achievement worth 20 GS. I get them when I get them.

As for SoulCalibur4 pissing you off, I find it a very fun offline game, along with Ace Combat 6. SoulCalibur4 is full of spamming fuckers on XboxLive, so I dont even try anymore.

I did, because I am Chuck Norris's 4th son, and Chuck Norris can do anything, including his descendants.

At 6/2/09 10:12 PM, Dmabster wrote: He begins to cry as the yelling gets worst.

How old is your "older" brother?

At 6/23/09 07:19 PM, newsome wrote: Took a picture of him. I had to wear gloves because he doesn't trust me yet so he pokes me.:c

HOLY FUCK. I love you just because of your hedgehog <3. I would've named him Prick, for obvious reasons.

At 6/23/09 10:05 PM, Eggys wrote: Masturbate? Lol I'm not a pervert XD

Who does that?

You passed the test! Yes you are normal.

<3

Do you masturbate to Hentai?

Recently I've been at my aunts (i'm on vacation in Georgia) and I'm staying in their guest room. I've been having incredible urges to masturbate, but I masturbate pretty reguraly (3-4 times a week). In the guest room bed, masturbation for me has been incredibly more pleasurable than usual.

I don't know how, it's weird. Also, my aunt and uncle are like hardcore christians. Maybe it's being "rebellious" thats making me cum more?

I has a riddle for you Newrounds, one I made up all by my self :3.

"Why did the man look at his watch on the airplane?"

not it is obvious

At 6/23/09 10:18 AM, ughanation wrote: Oh yeah what's all the king pack stuff? Is that extra levels or something?

Why dont you read the description on Xbx.xom and stop asking Newgrounds you fucktard?

At 6/23/09 10:16 AM, ughanation wrote: Can't you buy those at GameStop? And MS points? that's how you buy arcade games right? So I download it here http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/
media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584108 b7/?of=7 straight into my xbox? Also how much money is 1200 MS points?

Why dont you actually fucking go to GameStop and find out for yourself? Holy shit, you're fucking helpless.