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Topic: Soul Calibur IV ranked

Posted: 06/23/09 11:44 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/23/09 04:46 PM, Jerich0 wrote: This is so frustrating. Im selling this game cause i cant get any more achievements. Also it pisses me off.

So you're selling it because you can't get achievements? Is that why you bought it? Wow, don't people play games because they're fun anymore? Sure, I like getting achievements, it increases my e-dick. But I don't waste hours upon hours trying to get one achievement worth 20 GS. I get them when I get them.

As for SoulCalibur4 pissing you off, I find it a very fun offline game, along with Ace Combat 6. SoulCalibur4 is full of spamming fuckers on XboxLive, so I dont even try anymore.


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Topic: Say this word ten times fast!

Posted: 06/23/09 10:20 PM

Forum: General

I did, because I am Chuck Norris's 4th son, and Chuck Norris can do anything, including his descendants.


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Topic: My mom hurt my brother...

Posted: 06/23/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

At 6/2/09 10:12 PM, Dmabster wrote: He begins to cry as the yelling gets worst.

How old is your "older" brother?


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Topic: I got a hedgehog:D

Posted: 06/23/09 10:09 PM

Forum: General

At 6/23/09 07:19 PM, newsome wrote: Took a picture of him. I had to wear gloves because he doesn't trust me yet so he pokes me.:c

HOLY FUCK. I love you just because of your hedgehog <3. I would've named him Prick, for obvious reasons.


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Topic: Am I normal yet?

Posted: 06/23/09 10:07 PM

Forum: General

At 6/23/09 10:05 PM, Eggys wrote: Masturbate? Lol I'm not a pervert XD

Who does that?

You passed the test! Yes you are normal.

<3

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Topic: Am I normal yet?

Posted: 06/23/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

Do you masturbate to Hentai?


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Topic: Me in My Aunts Bed (nsfw text)

Posted: 06/23/09 10:01 PM

Forum: General

Recently I've been at my aunts (i'm on vacation in Georgia) and I'm staying in their guest room. I've been having incredible urges to masturbate, but I masturbate pretty reguraly (3-4 times a week). In the guest room bed, masturbation for me has been incredibly more pleasurable than usual.

I don't know how, it's weird. Also, my aunt and uncle are like hardcore christians. Maybe it's being "rebellious" thats making me cum more?


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Topic: A Riddle

Posted: 06/23/09 09:53 PM

Forum: General

I has a riddle for you Newrounds, one I made up all by my self :3.

"Why did the man look at his watch on the airplane?"

not it is obvious

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Topic: What's So Great About The Xbox 360?

Posted: 06/23/09 06:53 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/23/09 10:18 AM, ughanation wrote: Oh yeah what's all the king pack stuff? Is that extra levels or something?

Why dont you read the description on Xbx.xom and stop asking Newgrounds you fucktard?


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Topic: What's So Great About The Xbox 360?

Posted: 06/23/09 06:51 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/23/09 10:16 AM, ughanation wrote: Can't you buy those at GameStop? And MS points? that's how you buy arcade games right? So I download it here http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/
media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584108 b7/?of=7 straight into my xbox? Also how much money is 1200 MS points?

Why dont you actually fucking go to GameStop and find out for yourself? Holy shit, you're fucking helpless.


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Topic: What's So Great About The Xbox 360?

Posted: 06/22/09 09:23 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/21/09 12:17 AM, ughanation wrote: So online play... is that where you accounts come into play? Is that why people tell you to add you? To play online with them? Or any other person out there playing too?

also arcade games like castle crashers... do you get a box and disk w/ that or do you just download it with MS points? Or can you do either?

You're a fucking idiot...


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Topic: Websites on how to case mod a..

Posted: 06/14/09 02:00 PM

Forum: Video Games

I need some websites to "casemod" a PS2 Slim. Since i'm at my aunt's and have nothing better to do, I just feel like screwing around with my PS2 since a never play it anymore. I've turned to Google, nothing. Bing, nothing. So, Newgrounds, can you help me find some do-it-yourself websites for "casemodding my PS2 Slim? :D.

Google and Bing had websites trying to sell casemodded PS2's, I want to make one. Also, I want it ghost-clear.


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Topic: Newgrounds Ca. Mr. Sf Meetup 09

Posted: 06/14/09 01:57 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 01:39 PM, Krypto-Diapers wrote: Come to this meet please! Suggest ideas!

Why would anybody go to a random "NG Meetup" that a Admin, Mod, or even a well-respected regular didn't plan? You're just a random, stupid NG User and nobody will go to your "meetup".


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Topic: Websites on how to case mod a...

Posted: 06/14/09 01:51 PM

Forum: General

I need some websites to "casemod" a PS2 Slim. Since i'm at my aunt's and have nothing better to do, I just feel like screwing around with my PS2 since a never play it anymore. I've turned to Google, nothing. Bing, nothing. So, Newgrounds, can you help me find some do-it-yourself websites for "casemodding my PS2 Slim? :D.

Google and Bing had websites trying to sell casemodded PS2's, I want to make one. Also, I want it ghost-clear.

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Topic: I Have A Theory On Cuts

Posted: 06/14/09 11:38 AM

Forum: General

At 5/10/09 12:31 PM, darknessdweller wrote: WHO AGREES WITH ME?? :D

I wouldn't agree with an autistic fucktard.


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Topic: The best game ever

Posted: 06/13/09 10:47 PM

Forum: Video Games

I love your EXTREME ADVERTISINNG!!!!11!!111


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Topic: What to do with a old PS2?

Posted: 06/13/09 10:34 PM

Forum: General

At 6/13/09 10:30 PM, JambaIaya wrote: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+to+do+with+a+o ld+PS2%3F

Did that, all I got was, "How tofix your old PS2". You think if I found a website for that I would posting it on Newgrounds? Asswipe.


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Topic: What to do with a old PS2?

Posted: 06/13/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

Well, I don't play my PS2 that much and its just been sitting in a corner of my room ever since I got a 360. My PS2 is going to die soon anyways (it has white dots all over the screen and is very, very old.) I discovered how cool it could be taking apart your old stuff and making knicknacks and shit with them.

Today, I took apart my broken PS2 controller and took out the thing that makes it rumble and a smaller version of the qoute "rumbler", then I took out the wires from the cord, stripped them, got a couple batterreis (SP?) and made them spin outside the controller :D. I figured if I could do that with a controller, what could I do with my actual PS2?

I feel like modding it somehow, even I just learned how to strip and connect wires and stuff today. Any ideas on what I should do with it?

Also keep in mind that i'm on vacation and i'm at my aunts right now and her husband is like an expert at this stuff. Also, my PS2 is the slim kind. Also (again), I didn't know if this belonged in the Video Games section, but meh.

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Topic: On Field Trip, Girl had period

Posted: 06/03/09 04:48 PM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 03:45 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: I was at the field trip too making out with her boyfriend and holding hands and going on the roller coaster

Best fail i've seen in a while.


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Topic: 15 year old girl has sex 300 times

Posted: 06/03/09 04:39 PM

Forum: General

Older than fucking Luis & Clark.


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Topic: How to use steam

Posted: 05/29/09 06:14 PM

Forum: Video Games

You're a fucking dumbass.


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Topic: Steam Omfg?!?!

Posted: 05/04/09 09:35 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 5/4/09 06:05 AM, AnalogStick wrote: Omfg? Fuck this I'm out of here.

Wow. You have to be signed on to Steam, which means you need an Internet connection, which means you can get updates, which means you can play your games. Even the fucking offline games need to be updated almost everytime you sign on. Stop bitching.

Also, judging by your username, you know nothing about Steam.

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Topic: My Dog- Basically a snuggly vacuum.

Posted: 04/05/09 03:41 AM

Forum: General

So? Im pretty sure almost all dogs do that.


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Topic: Looking For Someone To Ac:cf With!

Posted: 03/23/09 06:52 PM

Forum: Video Games

Wow, just wow...


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Topic: Think about this...

Posted: 03/19/09 06:29 PM

Forum: Video Games

Jesus Christ, you spell like my 14 year old friend.

he spelled "infected" "enfactad"

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Topic: 360 Skins

Posted: 03/19/09 06:26 PM

Forum: Video Games

You're a fucking retard.


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Topic: OMG you guys...the general forum...

Posted: 03/13/09 09:21 PM

Forum: General

I remember the days of writing stories in the General forum, pop-up profiles, the old layout, all of that ;_;

Then all the fucking 08's and 09's came and ruined it.

I've been lurking since 06 :D

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Topic: Trying to hit 10k gs tonight

Posted: 03/13/09 07:02 PM

Forum: Video Games

This thread is full of so much fail. Why did you rent a game if you have 55 fucking games? You obviously don't appreciate what you have. And also, if you have 9,801 GS and 56 games, of course you're going to get 10,000 GS, so this thread is pointless.


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Topic: Which is better call of duty 4 or 5

Posted: 03/10/09 11:38 PM

Forum: Video Games

I haven't play CoD 5 yet, is it a good game?

CoD 5 isn't out, fucking dumbass.

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Topic: Xbox Live Help Please!!!

Posted: 03/03/09 05:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

It's because she's a girl and girls can't play games.


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