At 11/21/06 06:58 PM, Raider-Ftw wrote:

At 11/21/06 06:57 PM, Long-Distance-Runner wrote: It took you this long to realise?

Look at sig.

I've been listening to this song since before it came out, which once again is due to it being great.

You should check out their other stuff.

Godzilla, Take me away and Blackblade are also reaching Godly levels.

It took you this long to realise?

Look at sig.

WHAT

THE

FUCK.

They have RELEASED DX10 CARDS NOW!? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED!

Omg caps.

Why being a girl rocks

Multiple orgasms

More killer orgasms than a guy could ever have

You get these wicked things called boobs.

You forgot the part where you say that Halo 1 and 2 are probably the most bigged-up, worst games ever.

Hahahaha

I bet you're just an army cadet.

Everything on that site makes me want to drown new born kittens.

Black people? On my forum? Its more likely than you think...

At 11/11/06 04:51 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

And they can yell and scream, instead of just moan and whine soflty.

One also can be heard saying "I HATE YOU" aswell

I don't really think of them as zombies. They're alive and well remember.

Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscense plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror, anyway I thought this cab was rare but I thought now forget it YO HOME TO BEL AIR!

I think its incredibly under-rated. The cinametography was absolutely brilliant.

Plus its British.

At 11/11/06 12:20 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote: they probably have a wank before hand

Thats a good technique! Normally (with my girlfriend at least), I can go on for at least 25 minutes but bashing one out before hand actually doubles that.

At 11/11/06 11:39 AM, Enoll wrote:

You won'der how they can last for ten minutes or how they have the stamina?
Well, they're usually pretty fit and some guys just last longer than others.
It's not like all guys spray after one minute of sex.

Yeah I kept that in mind, There is nothing worse than a one-minute-man. I think I was looking for some sort of hidden secret as to why they could do that. 0_o

I've tried pounding away like that many times before and its really hard without taking breaks and doing something else!

I've sat there watching butch men pound away at women for about 10 minutes with steady pace without stopping. Anyone thought how the hell they do that without blamming everywhere!? Thy never even take breaks! In fact they actually need to jack themselves off at the end!

Ok maybe that part is staged just to blam on her face.

Or is it?

Its normal. I had it when I was 15 and believed it was some sort of disease but couldn't figure it out because I never even had sex then.

I went to a doctor and he said its normal and occurs in both men and women. It'll probably never go but it does absolutely nothing at all.

I did laugh though when I thought if they were any bigger it'd be like having a textured condom on all the time!

At 11/11/06 10:25 AM, LolOutLoud wrote:

I'm 17 and I'm still a virgin, partially because I have morals and am smart enough to know that there are things called STIs

0_0

That is... Hard not to laugh at. So what you're basically saying is, or at least what I gather from that is "I don't have sex because If I do I'd automatically catch something"?

/=|

Thats impossible. No women can just sit on a blob of semen and expect it to shoot up, deep into their vagina.

At 11/10/06 11:58 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Age: 14

Lol. Wow. Im not a virgin anymore and you just had your first kiss?

Wow you're probably lying because you're on the internet.

Stop bullying Lost Chances you reprobates and stick to the damned road.

I'v done it before with my monitor plug. I'm not sure if its a genuine electrical shock or just incredible amounts of static. It fucking hurts though, I know that much.

This has been the best one yet.

Award of Wicked Sick

Death scene - Blue Oyster Cult- Don't fear the reaper

Dreaming bout someone scene - U2 - The fly

General life consensus - Sponge - Plowed

Holy shit.

8 stone to 5.9?

You're very underweight for your height and possibly quite weak.

Forgot to mention, this isn't one of my sex stories in which I pretend to be serious. Things in my sig.

Also I'm making another one soon.

At 11/9/06 02:06 PM, Destroya wrote:

At 11/9/06 02:04 PM, Long-Distance-Runner wrote: I don't believe you are anyway above 15 years old.

An I don't believe you exsist....who was I talking too? Nevermind.

That was... So bad you actually burned yourself...

At 11/9/06 02:04 PM, AlergicToBullets wrote: i just find it hard to belive you havn't heard run 2 you before its like bryan adams best song, neway congrats i guess

I have, I should have mentioned that. It just never sunk in before or I never gave it a better listen.

I don't believe you are anyway above 15 years old.

At 11/9/06 01:55 PM, Moody-Media wrote: Shall i fuck her?

I dunno, shall I shit in the woods?