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At 4/21/08 07:11 PM, lolzoar wrote:

At 4/21/08 07:06 PM, j2witz wrote:

very normal, get used to it

lol, may as well laugh at the creeps, they are weird, fingering is good, but to messed up stuff is weird

wtf mistake, i meant watching fingering lol, messed up comp now

At 4/21/08 07:06 PM, j2witz wrote:

At 4/21/08 07:05 PM, LostBritishProphet wrote: ok.. a thread about masturbation, this is normal here? i mean yeh everyone does it, even i do. but this is weird

very normal, get used to it

ok, may as well laugh at the creeps, they are weird, fingering is good, but to messed up stuff is weird

hey, sorry if it takes a while to load the pic (12.1 megepixels XD) if you lot are still doing this thing i'm the guy in the camo jacket, couldnt find any pics of me without that mask on, so should be quite easy for you guys. hope you can do it :D

ok you lot are all talking about cocks but there doesnt seem to be anybody on here with one according to profile pages.. well apart from me anyway.

actually i shouldnt be on here really, its the female users club (not fair i prefer talking to girls)

lolz the pain men are the best

(this is actually the best thing to hear)
i bet none of you bitches will believe me but this did happen. (and by the way this is england, which explains how the army were so awesome)

my friend (he was 5 at the time) went to an ariel museum that had real working jets an everything there, he had taken his gameboy and a load of games and juice cartons in a rucksack with him. he accidently left it behind while him and his dad walked off somewhere else. by the time they realized he had forgotten his bag (about half an hour later) there were 30 armed troops and a bomb disposal squad crowded round his bag.

as he got there his dad hear the main defuser guy shout "what the FUCK?!?! its a god damned gameboy hahahaha!!!!" after his dad had explained what had happened to the officers, the kid was made to apologize to the main defuser, but instead of lecturing the kid about safety stuff, he simply said "nice one mate, we all though we might die for a second there *laughs*" shook the kids hand and walked off.

lolz

ok i'm going to try and actually give you real advice.

get the latest version, it is only a slight bit larger filesize. plus microsoft deletes the older versions after 3 updates, so you have to to make it work, otherwise just get it off of bittorrent or limewire.

if not just get skype, it still works if you want to talk to people with msn, and it has some kewl features.

hope i helped

At 4/17/08 06:46 PM, Grimfenix wrote:

At 4/17/08 06:43 PM, AngelinFlames wrote: I honestly don't care about the dick size as long as its not hella small or hella large.

Wait, I though girls liked guys with gigantic dicks.

oh come on everybody knows that most girls don't like either of the extremes (huge or tiny), hasn't your girlfriend or just anybody ever told you? random thread anyway

At 4/18/08 03:53 PM, Mechanical-Mistress wrote:

At 4/18/08 04:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: How about you both do it together? I always wanted to have two girls service my member at once.

Are you wearing two strap-ons?

lol random sex toys

At 4/17/08 07:24 PM, Rig wrote: I agree - Atheism is a religion of its own.

oh wow you're smart aren't you, atheism is the lack of any religion altogether

i have 1 of each of these : dark blue, normal blue, blue/green, grey, black

and i'm getting red ones soon XD

why do you want to know, you might aswell as what colour underwear do you have on? (black hehe)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

operation broken mirror came out today!!! absolutely awesome :D

At 4/17/08 12:52 PM, Gagsy wrote: Sawke suck my cock already and make me a sandwich.

wait a sec.. i thought you were a girl...
meh oh well doesnt matter

how bout this one?

At 4/16/08 08:49 PM, fullmetalamy wrote:

guess taking food tech pays off after all, it may one day save my life XD

Yep, lucky you.
When the female judgment day comes, just say that you can make desserts and you'll be saved pretty quickly. Or Ill just do it myself.

lol, well i guess is should go to bed now, its 1:50 and i have school tommorrow, have a good whatever time of day it is everyone

At 4/16/08 08:27 PM, fullmetalamy wrote:

yeh i guess so, my real skill is making desserts though, make them all the time. anybody for cheesecake?

Omg, even better. Youre my new favorite person!
I can only bake brownies, cookies and breakfast foods. =/
But I am very good at eating. Ill eat any kind of dessert.

guess taking food tech pays off after all, it may one day save my life XD

At 4/16/08 08:21 PM, fullmetalamy wrote:

OH MY GOD NOT MANKIND!!!!! could i be one of the pets? i don't fancy the though of being slaughtered just most of us are complete imbeciles.

Aww, sure. Ill keep you.
Are you any good at making sandwiches?

yeh i guess so, my real skill is making desserts though, make them all the time. anybody for cheesecake?

At 4/16/08 08:14 PM, fullmetalamy wrote: Im definately American, about as white as you can get too.
All girls clubs normally end up plotting the destruction of all mankind, excpt a few of you to keep as pets. Or at least all the ones Ive been in.

OH MY GOD NOT MANKIND!!!!! could i be one of the pets? i don't fancy the though of being slaughtered just most of us are complete imbeciles.

At 4/16/08 08:01 PM, Sawke wrote: i'm american. This is a club for female users to hang out. Guys are welcome of course. They just cant be dickweeds asking for boobs and stuff.

lol who would even do anything like that? oh well hope you girls aren't be harassed too much. and by the way, the reason i asked about the american thing is because i am english (woohoo - no offense) and there doesnt seem to be much activity in my afternoons, i guess all the creepy 13yrolds are at school in america.

(yes i know i'm only 14 but i try to get to know older people coz guys/girls my age are a bit weird)

sorry if I'm not really supposed to be on here, seeing as I'm a guy, dont worry i'm no perve or anything, just broke up with my girlfriend :( so i'm done thinking about that stuff for a while.

was just wondering, are the majority of you people american? and what exactly is this club supposed to be for?

At 1/31/08 07:42 PM, angelsdecay666 wrote: You sly dog you...

thats a catchphrase off something isnt it? please tell me if anyone knows.

and another (i think) screamo band are "A static lullaby" you should give a look

ooo i have a REAL contribution to this thread, god is supposed to be omnipotent, meaning he is all powerful (ie can do anything)

there is no way god could create a bowl of food so big he himself can never finish it.

At 4/15/08 06:41 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 4/15/08 06:31 AM, l0vemetal wrote:

At 4/15/08 06:26 AM, goldenmoon wrote: Aaaaah if only it existed

Show me logical, psysical proof that Hell does or doesn't exist.

Exactly.

Show me logical, psychical proof that Dancingpineappleguy does or does not exist.

Exactly.

WOOP go shawley

At 4/15/08 06:37 PM, ScratchBattery wrote: your a fool

why? he is saying every body who doesn't embrace jesus or something is going to hell, therefore he is saying all muslims and atheists, are going to hell.

and to the no christmas thing earlier, Buddhists can celebrate all christian holidays if they want aswell,

At 4/15/08 06:06 PM, uzimaki320 wrote: The Bible says that all who believe in Jesus as their savior will be forgiven of all sins and spared from Hell. Those who do not are doomed to the seven circles. Say hi to Satan for me, scumball.

you are a bit of a racist then aren't you?

At 4/15/08 06:26 PM, pyrouk wrote:

At 4/15/08 06:19 PM, lolzoar wrote: XD hehe ur welcome mate, i care bout people, even the ones i dont know. no of you probably care

Your english is amazing...

yeah i know, pretty amazing huh? no it's because my powers out and being in england its the middle of the night, can barely see the keyboard. either that or I'm just plain lazy, you decide.

(i made an effort there)

XD hehe ur welcome mate, i care bout people, even the ones i dont know. no of you probably care, but caring for people can do real damage to you, a while ago i was being bullied loads at school so i decided to try and keep every1 around me happy (eg no insults, lending stuff, helping out, being rly nice) i ended up spending so much time doing this i could keep myself stable and became rly depressed...

fine now though, just thought u might like a story XD

At 4/15/08 06:09 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 4/15/08 04:15 PM, AngelinFlames wrote: Almost every blog I go to that isn't either a story blog or porn/hentai blog is a rant about how depressed they are.

And I don't mean emo blogs about them killing themselves, but people talking about how sad they are, saying they don't feel like doing anything, their sad because a girl broke up with him, etc, etc, etc.

Stop being so damn depressed, their is nothing wrong with your lives!

I hate to say it, but the only reason why I came back to Newgrounds was because my girlfriend and I split up. If we were still together I wouldn't have came back here.

I'm not writing a depressing blog about it though!

unlucky dude, well i'm guessing ur coping with it, thats all anybody needs to do, cope with it for a while and it generally goes away, if it doesn't, i would advise you to see a proffesional about it

At 4/15/08 06:02 PM, mastermalpass wrote: Wait.... you seem liek you're saying that the depressed Usually come to NEWGROUNDS.
Well, Are you?

no, i'm saying depressed people come to THE INTERNET, and that place is full of pedos apparently#

At 4/15/08 05:55 PM, skykid10 wrote: Some of the stuff they say isn't even true half of the time...

yeh i know, this dude at our school kept saying he was going to kill himself a lot for a while, then he just stopped and was happy as a daisy, he was the whole time he was complaining, helf of them just want friends i guess..
i'm 14 and i get rly down sometimes, but who in their right mind tells people who could easily just be paedophiles (no offense) rather than their friends?