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Caffeine, weed

At 2/11/09 10:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: (copypasta'ed from my news page)

serious

buisness

At 2/3/09 11:04 PM, xdcthuludx wrote: well,some guy told everyone on /b/ about this school house rock vid that had a pedo animator because it had some lolli suposibly going down on this old guy at exactly two minuets in...I raged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhHpJ45_z wM

i knew what was coming and i raged

if you don't what the game is, you've already lost it and wont know what's going on here anyways, so go ahead and leave now.

post the worst experiences irl, or on 4chan with 'the game'. my Two were watcHing tElevision and lookinG At deMotivators, the onE at home was with browsing through the guide, than seeing this alright show, then i looked for it, it was called the game.
the other time, a poster told me to say 'thug aim' 5 times out loud. both times caused my cerebellum to fuse.

You all have been troll'd hard.
Check his userpage.

cigarettes and chocolate milk

... make out with you, and she's fucking staring at you like a sociopath when you do it?
while it's really very creepy, I also can't get in the mood and kiss like a retarded cow.

discuss.

At 11/29/08 12:02 AM, TheBellmaker wrote:

At 11/29/08 12:01 AM, LOLZlLLA wrote: We are alive to breed and reproduce, simply to be a dominant species.
Morals, education, and laws are not essential.
Your life is for sex.

Then we are but the common animal, no different that a dog

Yes, exactly. We are all here for the same reason, reproduce. No higher meaning or any of that.

I sound cynical

At 11/29/08 12:00 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: examine my body for scars and damages, then try to see where I am and how much time has passed.

Wrong, you see how much metal you can eat before the ambulances arrive.

We are alive to breed and reproduce, simply to be a dominant species.
Morals, education, and laws are not essential.
Your life is for sex.

blondes are dumb

Alright, per say, you are sitting in a restaurant, staring at chili in some fancy bowl or something. it is 7:30 in the morning, a treat for work is always good. You take the first spoonful of chili.

the chili is delicious. the best thing that has ever moistened your palette. your eyes are watery from the wonderful meat soup,
You can't take your eyes off it, you eat it so fast you wouldn't even stop to clear your throat if the it tripped into your wind pipe.

Whilst eating this monumental food, you notice there are a pair of dog tags in it. Military dog tags. You would have eaten them if you had not had bit into their cold hard iron taste. you walk inside the food joint, getting ready to demand answers of why a 'Ross Fssshs' was in your meal.

You walk up to the counter.
odd.
The restaurant seems to have gotten smaller. Probably just your head messing with you. None the less, you ask the woman why he almost choked on her food, her delicious food. You mentally spat in her face. 'why should you have to deal with this? you're an upstanding community worker! what have you done to choke on this slop's masterpiece?' you say to yourself while at the same moment redirecting it at her.

She gives you a look, and says 'over there' and jerks her head in a diagonal line, directing you towards something. You give her a 'look' in return. 'did you understand me?! i said there were dog tags in my food you twat!'.

She stares at you, and you stare at her.

You want to say something but you dont. You just stare.

-

SKREEEEEERECSH, the windows break, men in yellow hasmat suits rush in, yelling at each other about something, it was almost in another language it was so loud. A helicopter's 'TWIP TWIP TWIP' noise ringing outside, leaving a slight tin in the air. you look around, shocked. you notice they're rushing towards you, no one else.

They grab you, your arms, your neck, your hair, your chest, your legs, you could barely move. the screaming still going on, you are in shock, and struggle. A traffic cone walks up and stabs you in the neck with a syringe, it stings.

You feel tired, and want to sleep, you fight the drug, making you more tired. Your eyes feel dry, your eyelids feel like blinds with lead blocks tied to the ends. Your eyes shut.

The screaming stops. There is only white. You fade from the white slowly to smell oil and fire crackling, and pressure on your head. A grey fuzzy background appears visible - and memorable - it's the inside of your car. Only upside-down. it is night, the grounds were slicked with gasoline and ice.

first reaction?

I wish that cp was still around, goddamn white kids tattle-tailing to google about cp.
Goddamnit.

Girls?

you can go with this, you can go with that.

I immediately fall to the floor and diarrhea all over myself.

The smallest goddamn pornographic collection of Matt Damon Tom could fit onto Newgrounds without anyone knowing.

Doped up pigeon on rockets that kills rats.

So you expect there to be multiple people of your taste, living in your city, in your school?
With your face, I'd try to fuck anything that walks.

I don't even know which one is you...

Lolwut. There is a site for that already?

Part nude, so yes.

"Lets watch the forum decay!"

Date. Rape. Pills.

you.

oh the pure originallity..

I'd live in my socks.

At 1/30/08 08:52 PM, DAMlANA wrote: you fucked up

:D
but no answer?

http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee107 /LOLZlLLA/?action=view&current=schawrtz?
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Some guy that likes assassin's creed.