It's because your uncle sexually assaulted you when you were a baby.

At 11/8/09 11:45 AM, Chdonga wrote: Lol Diana!

lulwut

At 11/4/09 04:12 PM, karlsdick wrote:

At 11/4/09 04:10 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: BOOOOOIIII FIX UP LOOK SHARP

And if you mean British accent you need to be more specific considering almost every region of Britain has a varying accent.

fuck you "I'M" british stop tryna get smart, most big time rappers are from London so its gonna generally be there. The accent doesn't vary that much down there unless you're from essex or some shit.

braap braap bruvva

True, London seems to be predominate im producing successful rap artists but when you said a British accent it just reminds me of the stereotypical "Pip pip tally hooo" accent.

u got me blud

BOOOOOIIII FIX UP LOOK SHARP

And if you mean British accent you need to be more specific considering almost every region of Britain has a varying accent.

My fathers cousin was a football (soccer) player with some high profile teams and a rule in the modern game is in place because of him. My cousin also brews beer and has been on television a few times because of it.

I'm maybe going to the Never Say Die! Tour on Monday and I'm going to see Regina Spektor in December.

I like to sit on them and slowly melt them into my anus. They're just that good.

At 10/23/09 10:21 AM, Javacke wrote: lolzilla dino porn is not sprites

Orly?

i'll send you some :)

Oh cast, you is craaaazy.

Cheers guys.

You share the same birth date as me. Happy birthday.

At 10/19/09 07:16 PM, theshadowwolf wrote:

At 10/19/09 07:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: That's fucking excellent.

Long live Pedobear.

Why the fuck do they keep saying ped-o bear, just say PE-DO.

That's what he is.

I say pedo... You dont say pee-do-phile, you say ped-o-phile. Thus, ped-o.

Over here it is paedophile and it gets pronounced pee-doh-file. Both terms are acceptable though.

Did you see the fat rides on the BBC this morning? Bill Turnbull was just slyly taking the piss.

Stop stating opinion like it's fact.

At 10/18/09 07:15 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 10/18/09 07:12 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: So you're saying that someone who is experienced at programming yet isn't too good at constructing a machine is not "good with computers".

Hmm... Well, isn't good with the inner workings of a computer.

So specify that then. Just saying "good with computers" is very vague.

So you're saying that someone who is experienced at programming yet isn't too good at constructing a machine is not "good with computers".

Fingerbum it!

happy titfuck birthdayboy

Looks ace. Lovely photography as well.

I'm learning in a Mini Cooper Sport but I'll no doubt get some hunk of shite like an old Corsa or and old Civic once I pass my test.

Because they're Irish.

darkness imprisoning me

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

2nd best band ever

behind dragonforce

Fact: Scientolgy is PAPERCLIPS.

I won't abandon Newgrounds completely but I don't frequent as much as I used to and I can see my visits becming further apart in the future.

Josh Bend is probably in jail slavering over some black man's love stick.

At 10/1/09 04:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: "LOLZILLA will make a topic on Newgrounds about fortune cookies."

Woah, that's crazy, because I got one saying "iamgrimreaper will reply to a topic you make about fortune cookies."

Blacks.

At 10/1/09 04:10 PM, DrClay wrote: I had a blank one once...

Wow. You must have been near suicidal.

Had any good ones?

I got this obvious message tonight.