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I had a similar dream last night that i could, would not do and could but would and don't could but would and wants that i could with would but not with and will maybe could and would do so with do and do him so much that he would do anything.

It was an amazing dream really.

I'm sure the mods and admins are going to fix this soon. I hope so. That guy's an ass.

I guess i'd be a drink that made you laugh? That would be interesting.....And hilarious

If america is invaded, then it's technically end of the world. End of the internetz and end of life as we know it.

At 8/25/11 06:01 AM, chipotleaway wrote: Its just a meme. Sometimes it can be funny.

Sometimes.

Cool Story Bro.

I just had to.

That would be interesting. I always wondered what kind of work routine they have. I mean, shipping items from the store, animating new games, redesign progress(Wink Wink). I bet that newgrounds is relaxed everyday.

At 8/25/11 02:11 AM, JoeMation wrote: Dueling should be legal, a gentleman's challenge.

I agree, duels should be done with a Barrett .50 Caliber or an M82, now that is a real gentleman's challenge.

I say he's got about a week to live. Or less.

Funny, I don't live in england but from where i'm from you can apply for GCSE anyways and they count as qualifications for courses at the university here. I'm actually waiting for my postman to arrive to get me my results. Here's hoping i get an A in english :D

I don't know why but when i was like 4 years old and i used to play Super Ghouls n' Ghosts on the SNES, i used to go behind my couch when the bad guy from that game took away the princess in the beginning scene. I still get shocked from it to this day.

Just by coming to newgrounds every day, that indicates that you have a stupidity higher than the average pedobear.

It would be a legendary fight but in the end i think that the winner would be Wade. Just because.

October 10th, my college kicks all your college's asses.

Since i can load if i do something wrong and end up in trouble, then i would do everything that i thought was impossible for me. I would do every imaginable crazy thing that there exists, and if i die, well repeat those things.

Or i can just eat yogurt all day and don't die at all.

This is horrible, knowing that you wake up every morning, you check in your pants and remember "oh right, they cut of my penis!" That's just cruel...Jesus.

Meh, we're fine over here in europe. Hope nobody got hurt.

At 8/22/11 04:27 PM, zag wrote: just seduce her and have hot kinky sex ^.^

by seduce, I mean ask for sex. if/when she says no, rape her.

And by hot kinkey sex you mean rape? Nice dude, real cool.

This thread is just asking out load to be trolled.

This man has just become an internet legend.

Damn it, it's been out of my head for about 2 months and now it's back in my head. You damn mind rapist. I will hunt you down for this, mark my words!!!!

Still though, i think nyan cat is still pretty cool.

I stumbled upon newgrounds back at 06'. I used to play the different flash games there was. Then i suddenly made an account in 07' and began getting on newgrounds every day ever since. Well i did take a break of over 5 months but now i started again like 4 months ago. Oh happy days...

You truly made me cry.

meh, if i lost everything precious to me, i wouldn't kill myself, i would accept it and move on. I would never kill myself. Why would i do that?

i would probably go with them to a specialist. I mean no matter how into me she is, she's still my daughter and i would never do incest. It's wrong and it shouldn't be done.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dick'
God:
How are you doing, dick.
Me:
not good god
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
don't think so about what?
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
no it wasn't.
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was.
Me:
you're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
you
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, dick ?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
you should take a chill pill...
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
btw, am i going to heaven?
God:
OK. All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
dude, you're not making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Dude,.
Me:
you know what, i'm turning athiest
God:
Will you do anything special to celebrate?
Me:
umm yeah.
God:
Right on. Far out.

After that last line, i gave up and continued laughing for about 5 mins.

You idiot. Always wear a condom even if she's on the best birth control pills that exist. You just got yourself a baby. Congratz.

At 7/13/11 10:09 AM, Bryan wrote:

At 7/13/11 10:08 AM, Armour wrote:

At 7/13/11 10:02 AM, Bryan wrote: I tried F5'ing like 20 times but the picture still won't load on my computer. Pls PM me the pic.

Brah, its there just F5 a few more times.

Ugh, I did, hold on, maybe if I restart my computer it will work. Brb.

Dude i figured it out, you don't have to buy a platinium account to see the redesign. You just have to format your computer. It's really amazing, come on! Check it out.

Aries, 4th Of April.

I'm so waiting eagerly for the redesign. I just can't wait anymore!

I don't know what you're talkin about dude, but yeah i forgive you for....whatever.