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Last night i had a nightmare. I dreamt of cockroaches going all over me and my bad. It was disgusting and terrifying at the same time. Did i mention i'm sick?

The C word is the worst thing you can say to a girl. It's like the Super Power Charged Insult. That's your ticket out of a hot bubbling conversation.

Some scary shit here...

Keep drinking water and stay in bed if you can. Sleep it off if you are capable or just relax on the pc. If you keep feeling like this go to a doctor. Maybe there's some medicine that can help you out.

At 7/11/11 04:13 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/11/11 04:12 AM, thdrkside wrote: The blue waffle

what the fuck is a blue waffle?

Urban dictionary is your friend you know dude.

At 7/10/11 11:27 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: He looks like black Indiana Jones!

All he needs is a whip, to just spank those buts.

You don't record and make viral videos. Viral videos have to be recorded in the exact point of time, it's just like an accident caught on camera.

I think i'd still keep wearing them, just to stay inside the house with them. They're just red, red is cool.

Still need to go and watch them. It's going pretty sweet till now.

At 7/10/11 01:09 PM, CashClock wrote: Taking away our Tea.

Seriously, don't even consider it. The SAS will kick in your door and shotgun blast your face in at point-blank if you even think of planning to steal even just a tea bag from our National Tea Reserves.

Meh, it's not even that good anyways. Wait, the SAS? Keep dreaming son.

I wouldn't even try to touch that cake. It looks like AIDS and Herpes had a baby.

Kate middleton is hot and willy has alot of money. There's your answer OP.

Why don't you just take grandmas out to the cinemas and make them have a good time. I hear you get paid alot for that.

5 Pages.

That's interesting right?

Looks mostly correct. Don't know how wedding and hair care went in there though...

Yes it is wrong. No you shouldn't do it.

That was epicly legendary.

At 7/10/11 07:03 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: can an admin ban all ips from the philippines

thanks

Agreed.

Focus on making your animations better and entertaining. Fame will come by itself in it's time.

At 7/10/11 06:56 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 7/10/11 06:54 AM, DevourerJay wrote:

At 7/10/11 06:52 AM, Sevkat wrote:

Put the bottle down, Jay.

but I still have like 3/4 of it left....
I might've bought a lot >.>

This man's liver is yellow from old age and liquor abuse.

Mostly old age.

More like liquor abuse.

Whatever you say sir.

At 7/10/11 06:31 AM, TrueLAD wrote:

At 6/26/11 02:41 PM, LaForge wrote: What the fuck is a drangon tale.

The part of a dragon's anatomy the petrudes out of it's backside, just above the anus.

BUMPED.

Cool drangon bro.

At 7/10/11 01:40 AM, alejanpli5 wrote: Put this around your junk.

That looks like it can hurt.

Meh, if you like your username then just stay with it.

Right after i was born i think. My parents wanted to avoid any infections or problems that could happen and occur with my penis when i was older.

Dragonball was pretty awesome, used to see it alot when i was younger.

I don't think i would hit a woman, I would defend myself and restrain her from trying to knock me out but i wouldn't hit her i think. Believe it or not, i 'm a gentleman.

I'd just step in a bath tub and have a bath with my poisonous jellyfish.

At 7/10/11 03:59 AM, DevourerJay wrote:

At 7/10/11 03:57 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote:

At 7/10/11 03:28 AM, DevourerJay wrote: you do know that google and microsoft are going to be THE only companies eventually right?

You wanna bet on that?

Sure... I always bet on a winning bet... and I mean EVENTUALLY... like 5+ years

Furthermore, what we don't know is that Google and microsoft will merge together and they will become some kind of skynet. An army of goggles and windows will march against humanity and will try to take over the world.

Also, what about Apple?