Dear Lolzer,

Don't say yes to that date that you got from that girl from primary, trust me, you'll regret it, again....
And try to get the 90th position in entering the Junior college when doing the O'Levels.
Also, please don't be a bitch (again) and just sleep in Math class about three weeks ago.
Also, next time high five your Literature teacher when he manages to do the backflip in that free lesson on last monday after all the instructions you gave him...Oh wait no need for the last one, your Future You has already done that.
Remember, mind your manners and always brush...everywhere

Sincerely, Future Lolzer

Just cut the nuts off and nothing will happen! You won't feel a thing + they will regrow in a few weeks hairless!

That's the way EVERYONE does it

Exploded, that's a new way to say that a baby died.
No, your friend's baby is pretty much alive and if she's going to keep it, she might as well see a doctor and cut the smoking, drinking and the other shit. Warn her and then leave her be

What has the world come to today....

At 5/19/09 03:28 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Safe for work.

Has newgrounds transformed into a porn site???

At 11/20/09 05:20 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Who wants to have sex with girls anyways?

Only those who want to become fathers?

I would beat them if they only did things that they knew was wrong and they still would do it. Yeah i would beat them, but only for things that knew that are unacceptable in a society like this today.

It's as if like god wants her to die a more tragic and more painfull death maybe?

I Will continue waiting....

Boxers :D
They make your penis grow longer and stronger :D

At 11/19/09 12:07 PM, Dapper wrote: I'm surprised no one's posted 'LOL FAKE' yet. Seems interesting.

Lol Fake...
There, happy?

Toughen up and whoop their asses, show them who's the pussy...
Or you can always talk to a teacher or a headmaster...

At 11/17/09 05:13 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 11/17/09 05:11 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

At 11/17/09 05:04 PM, MrFinland wrote: /b/tards that got banned on 4chan wouldn't have a place to go.

You mean yourself, right? :)

he means most of us here now, of course.

And yourself

So what, more women to go to bed with

I hope they are women.

wow
just wow

At 11/15/09 05:53 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: She invited the class on a field trip to her house, where she locks you in the cellar.

You then have to co-operate through a series of SAW-like tasks. Many of you die, but you survive and you're now a better person because of your ordeal. Also you get the prize of fucking your teacher but instead you find that she has a cock.

The end.

Jump in front of a train?
Has quite alot of gore and it's really simple ;P

I have a nokia that i already dropped about a million times and it didn't break. Then i have a sagem, that if you just press the buttons too hard, the goddamn thing just turns off by itself...

I custom built my computer a few weeks ago, i have 2GB Ram, Windows is supposed to use 1.25GB but it uses 1.95GB. It is possible :D

1) You're insane or gay
2) You can dig your own grave and stay there until you get old
3) You could invite her over to your house and just bang her.

Well if this really happened, you should have just told her yes and see what happens, maybe she would be the unlucky and depressed one that would take the virginity off you.

That's NGified? Yeah....
You're kidding right? It looks like windows ME or 2000

I was at peace when i saw your mother.

0.145

COD2, COD4, COD6 And Battlefield Trained.
I'm A Pro Right?

My Eyes! They are burning!! I'm blind!!
It's not that bad, but what was george lucas thinking?

Saw it and loved it :D Pretty nice

Tell him to be more careful and uses a condom next time. Aids and that shit can make you fuck yourself.

Is that zooey deschanel btw?

"babe there's nothing better in the universe other than me and you have intercourse on your mom's bed"

That would rock her mobile

At 11/14/09 02:46 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Holy shit.
Prince of Persia
What do I need to say?

Basically i really don't like games turned into movies, but for prince of persia i think that it's going to be a great movie. I just hope that disney doesn't fuck it up.

Are there any mods online? This thread is going to be locked soon anyway... So no need to just talk about that subject.

At 11/13/09 02:50 PM, Surn wrote: www.loiswalker.com

It's like looking into the past when the internet was just introduced to the public.

Wonder if she'll respond if you send her an email