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If they did get bundled with the PS3 then godammit every second online would be "FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckPIGSHITfufufufu-" and godammit everyone would be a prick.

I got the joke - little shits.

If she calls one of her boi's Chuck she's fucked.

I've been watching Childs Play recently...

What's your oldest video games console? And do you still ever go on it? For me it's the PS1, but I prefer going on that for my PS1 games rather than going on the PS3 to play the same game.

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Another thing is that they stay enslaved for so long that they forget how to talk and only say their name...

At 1/9/10 06:20 PM, gingermagicman wrote:

At 1/9/10 04:40 PM, loluntilmypie wrote: I really wanna shove my dick up this guy's fucking ass and shit all over his fucking face.

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2 guys one cup

Godammit I should've seen that coming.

For EXCLUSIVES-
Uncharted 2
Motorstorm: Pacific Rift
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time.
Gran Turismo 5 (when it comes out)
Killzone 2
LittleBigPlanet
God Of War 3 (when it comes out)
Wipeout HD Fury.

There's the things I have at least.

At 1/9/10 05:30 PM, Tramps wrote: Look for a different artist then? He's proved unreliable and hasn't met your expectations as a hired help so you shouldn't continue to wait around for him.

I guess you're right then. And yeah I did get too worked up over it.

At 1/9/10 04:43 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: The hentai will have to wait, you pervert.

It isn't hentai.

I really feel like beating the shit out of this guy. He keeps telling me he'll do me a favor I asked of, and it's been two fucking weeks and he hasn't done jack shit. Here's how its gone so far...

I meet one of my friend's friends who seemed like an okay guy. He tells me what he is good at and what he could do for other people. One of these things was to draw some pretty good art, no matter what it is. Now I know it may just be a bit of art I'm getting all worked over, but god dammit it gets frustrating. For me at least.

I go over to the guys house asking if the art has been done. He goes "Yeah I'm planning out what to do before actually starting it just in case I think it doesn't look good." And that was fine by me. I just say "Okay, how long do you think it would take?" He replies "Oh about three days." So I go "Okay, see you on Saturday." This was on monday by the way.

So... on Saturday, I go over in high hopes about how cool the art will look and I got completely the opposite. The guy was working on tuning his fucking car... the fuck does that have to do with art? ART? So anyways, I ask "What's happened about the art piece you talked about?" He goes "Oh yeah. Sorry I've been busy." So yeah, tuning your shit ricer to look like more crap and lazing about on your fucking Wii (He goes on Brawl a lot btw) is being busy? The fuck? He tells me "Come back in about a week and it should be done."

Well then I get back to my project and sit in my bedroom working on it. What the fuck do I see? Him outside getting fucking wasted with some cocks. I got REALLY pissed off here. So then the day after I go to his house and ask "What were you doing yesterday?" GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING REPLIES WITH:

"Yeah I was out with one of my friends at the bar. I finished this bit of art for him that he asked for... like two days ago. He was impressed with it." WHAT.... THE... god I really wanna shove a knife up this guy's fucking ass and shit all over his fucking face.

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At 1/9/10 05:37 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: PS3 sucks.

... Elaborate before we all get a shotgun.

My character is neutral because I think being neutral is more badass than being evil - I don't take anyone's side. Any two people who try and force my vote or opinion onto them I just kill them both, and I do literally whatever the hell I want. Everytime I see my stats saying I'm evil I return to neutralism by doing good stuff.

Being evil is taking a side and just showing you're a dick. Being good is taking a side and showing you're too much of a pussy to do anything bad. Neutralism is not taking sides and shooting at anyone who pisses you off.

At 1/9/10 05:37 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: I is teh sucks.

I thought we established this a while ago? Oh well, everyone seems to forget.

They made talking nipples once. What the fuck.

I usually get pumped and on full alert before I play Tekken 6 so that I counter opponents much better, avoid combos and pull of extremely difficult juggle moves. I usually have two cups of coffee or have some Rockstar energy drinks.

What do you do to get pumped up for something and how?

If I were to be screwing someone who I thought was super-fucking hawt, I'd probably be a quick shot.

Although I reckon I'd be able to do it for ten minutes before I orgasm.

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap...

At 1/8/10 02:42 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 1/8/10 02:36 PM, shabbo wrote:

I don't know why I found this funny....

Probably because it means I end up with a fucking painful bruised foot..

I think he's being perverted.

The fuck?

OH! Do you get to be a goose?

At 1/8/10 01:02 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Yep it grinds my gears as well.

Damn! Beat me to it.

I get the same thing too.

What kind of method do you use to get yourself out of a bad situation? Smash a fist to the persons face? Slowly back away?

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He must have had a lot of urges.

King Cheetah. Numorology 3. Enjoys learning from life experiences.

A lot of us Newgrounders draw cocks, tits and maybe even pub-- Uhhh, don't worry.

I'm not sure whether you'll have grown any pubes yet.

I'm addicted to Haribo. Whenever I see it I do whatever it takes to get some Haribo.

Haribo is better than sniffing whatever the fuck you sniff. >:(

Just no homework would be much better.

A lot of people would have seen the animals that the devil seems to have possessed nearly, like this cat and this dog. Very few have actually been abused or neglected and just grow up like the evil bitches they are. Others of course DO get a lot of abuse.

Have you seen any animals acting like they might eat your liver?

Silent Hill was scary, especially the part where you saw that hanging corpse and then you needed to escape. Dead Space was scary yet awesome, it was fun dismembering the aliens. The Darkness has a lot of weird but cool things in it.

To not be caught stuck in an office for work while I can get it. It could tear your life up.

At 1/6/10 12:22 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: The funny thing about this turning her on is that you didn't know of it.

The only thing is I know I shouldn't say it much now.

Or should I?