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Youtubers just never fucking learn nobody gives a shit if their PC can do everything or if their Xbox 360 is way better than the PS3 or if they think the PS3 makes whatever look crap.

And I hate it especially when they say the Wii makes every other console look like trash because it's been sold the most. That barely proves a thing.

I don't even want to know what the hell made you spank your sister on the butt.

Is the game good? I was thinking about getting it.

If you're into games more than anything else and want to spend less money, get the PS3. Even an Xbox 360 could do if you're not really bothered which games you'll get (Unless you already have one). PC's need LOADS of money invested in them to be able to run good games.

I really like this game and all, but there's one problem...

B-Spec drivers.

In Gran Turismo 4 I just used them all the time when there was a race I couldn't be fucked to do the race and they would do a great job, but in Gran Turismo 5? Oh no, no fucking way would I rely on one of them to bag me some money, not even if I gave my driver a McLaren F1 racing against Fiat 500s.

My first point would be that the commands don't always seem to register. If I tell him to lower his pace it takes fucking forever for the slider to move even a little bit, and by the time the timer thing is over the fucking thing's hotter than it was cooler to begin with. When I tell him to keep a constant pace he just stays constant for about two seconds before he goes all the way up to fucking hot for some unknown reason when the command is still clearly on staying level.

And when I tell them to overtake? Dear Hell, they don't even seem to know how to. I tell him to overtake an S2000 in a fully tuned up Dodge Viper, and what does he do? He takes several seconds dawdling behind him, brakes, then SLOWLY starts to turn to the right but just before he's about to plant that son of a bitch in the dust he hits the fucking brakes about a mile before the turn. It pisses me off SO MUCH. Luckily it doesn't happen all the time, but when it does I just wanna get a fucking knife and stab the living shit out of the driver.

... The last game I played was Gran Turismo 5.

... So these guys would be driving mah cars?

Oh god no...

At 11/30/10 06:07 PM, Jon wrote: status

[ ] not jealous
[X] JEALOUS

Sunnuvabitch!

Oh, I'm not complaining about the game at all. That might be really good for all we know, and it's a good chance I'll get it. I just don't think it was a wise choice changing his appearance.

At 11/29/10 04:42 AM, The777Demon wrote: I don't get why anyone would object to any character being in a fighting game. You can beat the shit out of them if they make it in.

I found it fucking amazing to beat the shit out of that Blade and Blue with Sonic.

I remember that I got really frustrated at the Black Diamond circuit on Sled Storm (PS2).

Yeah, the new Dante sucks. I really don't like how they changed him from an awesome 28-or-so-looking-year-old to a tatty schoolboy dropout.

At 11/27/10 05:08 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: This is an old ass picture of myself. I don't have any other pictures of myself on my computer. My hair is way longer and my beard is also longer.

Awesomeness.

Get someone like Charizard on your side... that'll teach him not to fuck with you.

At 11/28/10 07:20 PM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote: So are you saying sometimes in the right fashion it is acceptable for guys to wear pink ?

Yes. Exactly this.

It really depends... the picture you just showed us isn't the kind of pink I would say a boy should wear, but there are light pink T-shirts I've seen the odd boy wearing which just look "meh".

It could be a bug in your stomach. You should go to the doctors about it...

The best for my tastes would be horror/gore.

Saw I and II were good. Saw III was alright, but the other ones are crap. The Thing makes me laugh.

Yelled at and almost hit. Then they'd just loop back to something that was completely irrelevant to the situation and do their best to try and make it relevant, but every time I tried defending myself they'd threaten to punch me.

I've got a real fucking vendetta against my parents. Sure, some of you have had a lot worse by the sound of things, but this just proves parents can be giant piles of shit.

At 11/28/10 06:35 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Me, I had the whole nine yards.. From being made to stand in a corner, to being grounded, to the newspaper--

Woah woah woah... a newspaper?

The wooden spoon

... This is kind of new to me. Both of these.

Everyone dies.

... That's life.

At 11/27/10 08:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: You know what grinds my gears?

I have a hunting shotgun, sniper rifle, and a .44 magnum, and it's impossible to find weapon mods for them. I swear to god it's Murphy's law when it comes to finding stuff I want, neither the Gun Runners or that yahoo at the 188th have mods for the weapons I'm carrying.

Also I still hate the scope glitch, anyone else have that problem or is it just me?

Scope glitch?

Also, I'm pretty sure the Gun Runners have a suppressor for the sniper rifle and a mod to make it lighter.

We all get at least one time where we witness or pull of something so wacky we almost have no idea how it happened and just left staring at the screen, lost for words and confused as hell.

I remember one time on Bad Company 2. As I was about to fire an RPG at a helicopter, I heard an explosion just before I shot. As I did, for some really strange reason a dead Russian soldier somehow manage to get propelled up from the ground and almost got in the way of the shot. However it happened, I don't even know. I know I wasn't dreaming, but at the time I thought it was just a dream. Some really messed up glitch, huh.

What moment have you ever had where it's either been to strange to even believe and playing what game?

At 11/27/10 07:36 AM, loluntilmypie wrote:

At 11/27/10 04:44 AM, Domo wrote: Can anyone help me get into the New Vegas strip? I don't have the caps, science level, or passport to get in there. So I have just been completing side quest saving up my caps. Is there an easier way?

There is a quicker way (as long as you have 250 caps for this).

There's a place called the king's dance impersonation or something like that (I don't have the best memory), and outside will be a "The Kings Member" just if you're not sure. Go in there and blah beh bleh...

How could I miss out the location? It's the same area where the entrance is with all the securitrons. You won't need to go into any other area to get to the place, it's just up the road.

At 11/27/10 05:30 AM, killer0ed wrote: Honestly... I don't know anymore.

Ditto.

At 11/27/10 04:44 AM, Domo wrote: Can anyone help me get into the New Vegas strip? I don't have the caps, science level, or passport to get in there. So I have just been completing side quest saving up my caps. Is there an easier way?

There is a quicker way (as long as you have 250 caps for this).

There's a place called the king's dance impersonation or something like that (I don't have the best memory), and outside will be a "The Kings Member" just if you're not sure. Go in there and go through the door to the left. A guy will tell you that you need to pay up to get in, but if you have a good speech skill you can just walk right in free. There's a guy that calls himself The King that you'll need to talk to, and then if you agree to helping him he'll set you a couple of tasks you can do.

Once all the tasks are done, you can ask him of a favour. You should ask him about getting a passport in, and then he'll send you to a shop called Mick and Ralphs. You can get your passport from in there and then you should be able to get into the strip.

There might be other ways, but this has worked for me.

I used to like most of the sonic characters, but now there's only three I like:

1. Blaze
2. Sonic
3. Tails

I used to like Shadow, but he's quickly become a pain in the ass and just never seems to shut up.

"I'M SHADOW AND I'M TEH ULTIMATE LIEF F0RM!!" is pretty much all he can say...

You should just ignore those two games ever existed and get Bad Company 2.

At 11/26/10 01:39 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I love going into random areas, mostly the Vaults and hacking the terminals, purely just to put together what the vaults were all about, and what happened here and there. Is there much of that for me to do, and are the stories just as gripping as they were in Fallout 3?

There is a Vault (I think it's 22 or something like that) which you will LOVE to explore. I'll try not to spoil too much, but I did find it very interesting wondering what the hell happened in there.

There's a fuckload of plants, few of which will actually attack you as you get deeper in.

At 11/26/10 12:24 PM, narf wrote: you have to scroll through the terms then accept it

Usually the right directional skips to the end.

That worked, thanks. And also, I found out how to get past the bit after.

(This is for those who are stuck on that logo screen)
You'll need to disable the connection after you've installed all of the game data (which will take a while), get on the game and it should go to the opening cinematic sequence. Then you can exit the game and enable the connection again and it should let you in.

They said it's due to a lot of online traffic, which isn't a surprise.

I've definitely heard of that title for a game before... definitely. Just can't think of what the game was.