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At 1/6/10 02:47 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote:

WE ARE KARATE CHOPPINA PRICES!

not all caps k

I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten!

Everyone changes. Not sure whether it is actually the BBS that's done that or not.

If it is, don't come on here that often.

THIS ad however is intended to be racist yet not real.

His name is Gary. End.

Something tells me he's gonna take the credit for everything or it's a total scam.

And as Mindchamber said... how the fuck can a producer play Toss The Turtle so much?

Block him anyways.

Doodlejump. Only £0.59 or whatever that is in dollars. If you have facebook then there's a facebook app, and COD WOW Nazi Zombies (Yes they put Nazi zombies on it), which will cost about £6 or $8/$9.

At 1/6/10 12:19 PM, warshark wrote:

At 1/6/10 11:09 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: What is wrong with you NG? No one mentioned Uncharted 1 and 2?

Chumbawamba mentioned them in his first post I think.

At 1/6/10 11:40 AM, Roboy wrote: There's a MAG beta in the PSN store. Uncharted 1&2 are great games.

Is the beta open to all? I might go download it if so.

Be ready for a big filesize - Ignore the 63 or 67 MB at first. Once you open it you need to download like... 1800 MB?

At 1/6/10 02:07 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 1/6/10 01:21 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:
That + Claptraps = <3333

That and also Lilith is hot.

Lilith is one reason I MIGHT get this game. Crouching down and walking behind her to see that tight ass.

Unless they fucking stay behind you, they'll be seeing the rear end of a camel with a rifle.

Leave him alone. Saying you hate him is like saying you hate mentally challenged people who are trying to be normal.

But how the fuck did he learn "Enchantment"? Is that the word his daddy kept saying when making tea?

Because tea wins.

Same kinda thing used to happen to me on Midnight Club: Los Angeles.

I'd be finishing off a car that (In my opinion) looked well done and then the game would be all like:" I'M CRASHING NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOL I SUCK."

Is there any chance you can like get back to customising a car and continuing the same vinyl/decal piece without having to worry about this kind of think happening?

Not a lot of good free stuff, but if you love multiplayer then Warhawk is a good free game start off with. You can get the full game for £16 or twenty dollars.

Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time. They need multiplayer and then it'd be more awesome.

The thread title made me lol. I'm rooting for you.

At 1/5/10 07:39 PM, notsneaky wrote: Im leaning towards an itouch... touching is good

Are you fucking psychic? My computer's been eating crap and the iTouch is all I have to go online on it. Typing with it is a bitch sometimes.

Anyways a PS-- oh never mind.

Damn whoever did this earlier. I was delayed.

Why are who in Afghanistan? That made me lol.

OMG found out I'm level 15. I need about 10'000 XP to level up... I'm not a high enough level to be able to equip a condom without a mod banning me.

I need it for a certain "Quest". :3

Hack much?

Seems like yes...

Some people really protect their favourite authors (Especially Egoraptor) and even giving something a nine could get the review deleted.

At 1/5/10 04:28 PM, HazeStigma wrote: Wow um... I guess we all have our "preferences"
Anyways.
I used to walk around singing entire songs with meows instead of words, maybe i should meet this person?

You heard me.

You'd either get a huge slap from her after two seconds, or she could have an orgie on the spot.

Seriously she can get horny pretty quick.

At 1/5/10 05:01 PM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 1/5/10 04:53 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I might go out for a wander in a bit, I love the snow.

So peaceful.

Apart from the cocks where I live, they go around knocking snowmen down and throwing ice at kids, all in their mid 20's.

What fucking immature shitfaces.

Days off school because of snow has never been more awesome.

At 1/5/10 01:18 PM, Austere wrote: Me and my friends always drop random meows into conversation...

Good God, it'd be like some sort of feline orgy...

Is she a furry? Is that it?!

She's not a furry. I kinda think she hates them actually.

I reckon it's cowering deep into somewhere in your garden shitless. Baby chicks usually have no sense of direction though...

Whoever made the why did the chicken cross the road reference... WTF.

It's perfectly fine. I wasn't feeling anywhere near what I used to feel like for my 15th birthday. Seriously, I can't wait until I'm 18 though.

Happy birthday for then though...

At 1/2/10 06:17 PM, perfectedidiot2 wrote: WE NEED CHUCK NORRIS

We need Urkel from "Family Matters". Lobbing a great piece of cheese would be cool.

To anyone who's seen that episode... if not then forget I said it.

A rifle perhaps.

Not being a fanboy...

I have a friend who I talk to often... and I talked to her about how odd our talks on MSN were (We literally talk about anything) and then some friend of mine walks up to her and says (You probably guessed it...) meow. She then goes silent and her eyes just... get really seductive for a second.

So she turns around and slaps him, turns back round only to reply to my question: "What's so bad about meow?"
Her reply? ... "It turns me on."

Holy shit... weird much?

So what's your opinion on this? Or do you usually say some random word(s) that make someone act all... wtf?

Happy birthday!

I'm suprised at the amount of people who've said this... lucky day for you then.

At 1/4/10 08:59 PM, narf109 wrote: i haven't played it, although i've wanted to get it. But if thats true that kinda sucks. But it also makes it more like a collection game rather then a get any car you want just cause you have the money game.

Eventually you'll find the car you want. Or maybe there really is another way to buy specific cars and you don't know how.

It is a collection game (And a racing game) but... Mazda had loads of MX-5's and RX-7's etc. to be sold and then they only sell the Furai for a day. It's like it knows I want the car but it's gonna be a bitch about it. Oh well...

I have nothing to say about the daily car garage system apart from this - WHY THE FUCKING HELL DO THE CARS KEEP CHANGING EVERYDAY?! It's the shittiest thing they put into the game, I really would have liked it if they stuck with the "Get any car at anytime you want" kind of thing like they ALWAYS did.

Here's what happened - I got enough money to buy myself a Mazda Furai. Since I had enough money to also buy myself another and still have enough for the Furai... small car, I decided to go for the small car (It was some really weird looking Suzuki - It was the car I wanted the most besides the Furai) So then I decide to have another race by testing the car out - I finish the race, then I go back to to the dealership... what do I get? MORE FUCKING SUZUKIS, CITROENS, NISSANS AND DAIHATSUS. I HAVE ALL THOSE FUCKING CARS ANYWAYS.

Why couldn't they have just put all the cars in their own garages like in GT4, GT3 etc.?!

I do love Gran Turismo... but this is probably the first occasion I've wanted to put a bullet through everyones fucking head at Polyphony.