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Topic: Step 1: Realization in the truth

Posted: 09/03/08 02:24 PM

Forum: General

The false illusion of "self" is created by the continuous, simultaneous interpretations of multiple senses in a single moment.


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Topic: Cannibal Corpse Lyrics

Posted: 09/03/08 12:56 PM

Forum: General

Anal Cunt: I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son's room
I gave him anesthesia so he'd never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing

[Chorus:]
I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn't worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn't think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you

[Chorus]

Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money


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Topic: You should read before using Chrome

Posted: 09/03/08 12:47 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/08 12:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I should really stop doing EULAs. The amount of small indie developers with senses of humour who I owe one soul to is quite high.

I sold mine to "World Industries" years and years ago... it was how I signed up for the mailing list. I've been lying to indi-developers ever since. Haha suckers, jokes on you!


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Topic: Wonkiest pic of yourself

Posted: 09/03/08 12:44 PM

Forum: General

At 9/2/08 12:29 PM, Fat-Toppenglop wrote: I look retarded in this one. looks like I'm tring to be a bad-ass Mo'fo

You're wearing it wrong. :)


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Topic: You should read before using Chrome

Posted: 09/03/08 11:03 AM

Forum: General

At 9/3/08 10:12 AM, Shikakapoop wrote: Still, they would be free to modify anything you made and call it their own (whether it be a program, idea, song, movie, etc), and you could do nothing about it since you agreed to giving them the ability to modify it.

Even then they can only do it to promote Chrome. Worst case scenario you'll see your picture displayed on a computer screen in a Chrome advertisement. No harm, no foul.

Add in the odds of them selecting your work and multiply by the amount of creative works you post on the internet, minus the amount of works you already own the copyright too in some way, shape or form, divide by other user agreements you've agreed to that overwrite this statement in chromes agrement and you'll find you have nothing to worry about.


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Topic: Obama or Mccain?

Posted: 09/03/08 10:50 AM

Forum: General

I think Obama is going to win. I'm under the impression that Americans are focused more on the media and apperance then they are the actual issues. Obama is everything George Bush isn't and I think that's going to weigh heavly in Obama's favor.

Add in the race factor and the fact that the media just won't stop showing his face and I don't think McCain stands much of a chance.

Some of the polls I've seen show a close race between the two but I don't think the polls are representative at all of what's going to happen on election day. I could be wrong... I guess we'll all find out soon enough.


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Topic: We will all die

Posted: 09/03/08 10:41 AM

Forum: General

"He who knows the nature of self and understands how the senses act, finds no room for selfishness, and thus he will attain peace unending. The world holds the thought of self, and from this arises false apprehension. Some say that the self endures after death, some say it perishes. Both are wrong and their error is most grievous. For if they say the self is perishable, the fruit they strive for will perish too, and at some time there will be no hereafter. Good and evil would be indifferent. This salvation from selfishness is without merit."

"When some, on the other hand, say the self will not perish, then in the midst of all life and death there is but one identity unborn and undying. If such is their self, then it is perfect and cannot be perfected by deeds. The lasting, imperishable self could never be changed. self would be lord and master, and there would be no use in perfecting the perfect; moral aims and salvation would be unnecessary.'

"But now we see the marks of joy and sorrow. Where is any constancy? If there is no permanent self that does our deeds, then there is no self; there is no actor behind our actions, no perceiver behind our perception, no lord behind our deeds."

"Now attend and listen: The senses meet the object and from their contact sensation is born. Thence results recollection. Thus, as the sun's power through a burning-glass causes fire to appear, so through the cognizance born of sense and object, the mind originates and with it the ego, the thought of self, whom some Brahman teachers call the lord. The shoot springs from the seed; the seed is not the shoot; both are not one and the same, but successive phases in a continuous growth. Such is the birth of animated life."

"Ye that are slaves of the self and toil in its service from morn until night, ye that live in constant fear of birth, old age, sickness, and death, receive the good tidings that your cruel master exists not. Self is an error, an illusion, a dream. Open your eyes and awaken. See things as they are and ye will be comforted. He who is awake will no longer be afraid of nightmares. He who has recognized the nature of the rope that seemed to be a serpent will cease to tremble."

"He who has found there is no self will let go all the lusts and desires of egotism. The cleaving to things, covetousness, and sensuality inherited from former existences, are the causes of the misery and vanity in the world. Surrender the grasping disposition of selfishness, and you will attain to that calm state of mind which conveys perfect peace, goodness, and wisdom."


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Topic: You should read before using Chrome

Posted: 09/03/08 10:04 AM

Forum: General

"This license is for the sole purpose of enabling Google to display, distribute and promote the Services and may be revoked for certain Services as defined in the Additional Terms of those Services."

I find the eplicit "sole purpose" to show that Goolge won't, and now can't, use your work for anything other then displaying and using it to promote their browser. Taking your cartoon and turning it into a million dollar movie is still illegal.

Also, it states taht the Services can be revoked by Additional Terms of those Services... meaning that the Terms here on Newgrounds override Googles Terms in Chrome.


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Topic: America...?

Posted: 09/03/08 09:51 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/08 10:00 PM, Yamor wrote: Lastly, NASA is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

NASA gives society more then just "space exploration".


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Topic: Lava men

Posted: 09/02/08 10:34 AM

Forum: General

They live in the center of the Earth.

There are caves all over the world that lead to the center of the Earth. The Government knows about these caves and thus, keep a very close eye on them at all times. Any lava man that is seen trying to exit the cave is "disposed of". The same goes for any hiker that stumbles into the wrong area. Hikers don't just "go missing" people... hikers are killed by the government when they find the entrace to the land of the lava men.

The lava men dream of coming to the surface and one day... one day they shall... to burn and enslave all of humanity to do their firery deeds for eternity. There isn't anything any of us can do to stop them, their burning might is too much for any man to withstand. It's the end of humanity... it's the day the world ends in fire...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Lava men


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Topic: Fred Durst looks like...

Posted: 09/02/08 09:58 AM

Forum: General

I gotta have faith

Fred Durst looks like...


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Topic: Obessesion its unhealthy...

Posted: 08/29/08 11:27 AM

Forum: General

The answer to all problems is time.


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Topic: New Trix

Posted: 08/29/08 11:25 AM

Forum: General

Those aren't new... that's what Trix use to look like before the New fruit shaped ones hit the market.


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Topic: Adam Sandler movies

Posted: 08/29/08 10:46 AM

Forum: General

Movie Idea #2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.

Adam Sandler movies


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Topic: Peace or war?

Posted: 08/29/08 10:37 AM

Forum: General

At 8/29/08 12:07 AM, elliez3 wrote: because, war is the answer to everything

Fixed.


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Topic: Children's signs are harmless

Posted: 08/29/08 10:30 AM

Forum: General

I don't know...

Children's signs are harmless


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Topic: If you had a gun

Posted: 08/29/08 09:15 AM

Forum: General

I'd try to look in from a safe distance at first. Afterwords, I'd shove a stick in it to see what happens to the stick. If everything seems cool, I'm sticking a finger in. If my finger comes out alright, I'm jumping in where I'll find myself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that my next leap will be the leap home.

Summer 09


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Topic: Brett Ratner And Guitar Hero Movie

Posted: 08/29/08 09:11 AM

Forum: General

Knowing Hollywood, the Guitar Hero movie will probably end up more like that FLCL show by accident..


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Topic: Smile...

Posted: 08/29/08 09:02 AM

Forum: General

Our Ape Overloards demands it.


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Topic: Book of Genesis.

Posted: 08/29/08 09:00 AM

Forum: General

Here's an online version of the Bible. You can select which version you want to read in a dropdown list so it might have what you want.


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Topic: Saddest Book/Movie Ending

Posted: 08/28/08 04:50 PM

Forum: General

Old Yeller


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Topic: Turtle

Posted: 08/28/08 04:50 PM

Forum: General

Turtle Power!

Turtle


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Topic: Death magnetic

Posted: 08/28/08 04:45 PM

Forum: General

To me, the new song sounds like new Metallica trying to play old Metallica which falls short of acheiving it's goal and instead sounds like The Black Album.

I'm not much of a fan of The Black Album. It had some good tracks but it wasn't the Metallica I wanted. At the time of it's release it was tolerable but I gave up on Metallica after hearing the ablums that followed and realized that The Black Album wasn't a fluke or a one time thing, it was Metallicas new sound.

Releaseing a new album that sounds like it still says "Metallica have changed" to me and thus, I'm not interested. At least not until Metallica remember what Thrash Metal is all about.


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Topic: Man donates $3 million to church

Posted: 08/28/08 04:38 PM

Forum: General

Agreed, they should put this money to use in the community.


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Topic: Ultimate form of Torture

Posted: 08/28/08 04:34 PM

Forum: General

If you're at one with yourself this wouldn't be torture... it would be peace.


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Topic: if you were frozen...

Posted: 08/28/08 12:02 PM

Forum: General

Hopefully I'm frozen by my own accord by professionals somewhere... so chances are I'd awaken in a building, confused, hungry, and probably need to use the restroom.

I'd be guided to the restroom by a member of the staff before being told of what year it is and why I froze myself to begin with. This happens while I get dressed and eat. I'm assuming I'm aware of my need to be frozen so it's not much of a shock. However, if I was frozen without planning, I'd probably take a nap and try to make sense of it later. Who knows, I might take one anyway.

After that I'd like to think that I'd be connected to a professional who would show me around and teach me new things. Like the new currency, new laws, the state of the world since I've been gone (what wars happened, who won, what country belongs to who, etc...) and I'd request a history book so I can read up on past presidents and national events like olympics or other useless information humans are fascinated with.

I'd like a tour around a town and hopefully shown where my new tempory place to stay is until I can get a job and find my own house. I'm hopeing this is a small comunity of other people in my situation which will allow me to make friends with whom I can go exploring with on my/our own.

After that, it's life as normal. Get a job, pay bills, wait for death.


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Topic: This shit should be illegal

Posted: 08/28/08 11:54 AM

Forum: General

Try it with liqure... you'll either find something that makes it taste good, or you'll be too drunk to care how bad it tastes.


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Topic: Ceasing to exist isn't that bad!

Posted: 08/28/08 11:51 AM

Forum: General

At 8/28/08 06:47 AM, AapoJoki wrote: You were non-existent for billions of years before your existence began. Did you feel uncomfortable at any point of your non-existence?

This is diffrent, because I eventually existed. It doesn't work that way with death... you're not dead for a really long time and then suddenly undead. No, you're dead forever.... until the end of time and beyond.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraide of death, it's just a creepy thought to have.


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Topic: I say!-You there.-Photoshop this!

Posted: 08/27/08 12:44 PM

Forum: General

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I say!-You there.-Photoshop this!


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Topic: We're both atheists?

Posted: 08/27/08 12:28 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/08 11:12 AM, Gunter45 wrote: the burden of proof

The real issue here is, "What is proof?".

For those that believe in God, the simple realization that things (including living things) exists, is the proof.


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