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Response to: Is anyone on here/New here Posted July 15th, 2014 in General

underline underling

Response to: Post obvious facts Posted July 13th, 2014 in General

wegra's topics suck

Response to: An SJW dresses a boy up like a girl Posted July 13th, 2014 in General

At 7/12/14 09:42 PM, exudaz wrote: Newgrounds, please report this sick child abuser.

Look at this one mad homophobe lololol

Response to: Post a Pic of yourself Posted July 11th, 2014 in General

At 7/11/14 02:14 PM, ash wrote:
At 7/11/14 01:32 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 7/11/14 01:01 PM, StorybookSeven wrote: New war paint this time, actual paint instead of makeup. I can't fix the sideways problem. :C
rotated the picture for you.
If you're happy tell your face.

Also.

dig the boots, let's go muddin

Response to: Rate the signature above! Posted July 11th, 2014 in General

At 7/11/14 05:27 AM, ChazDude wrote:
At 7/11/14 05:21 AM, abbuw wrote:
At 7/11/14 04:44 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
I like Samurai Jack, so bonus points!

9/10
Reminds me of the time I was stuck in the middle of the Pacific with no form of communication.
7/10
Looks like something done entirely in MSPaint
6/10

Looks like something done entirely in MSPaint
6/10

Response to: how to write a good love story? Posted July 10th, 2014 in General

Have a lot of life experience.

Response to: What do feminists fight for? Posted July 9th, 2014 in General

the right to throw their dirty tampons at people in the bus, that's mainly what they fight for.

Response to: Not going on newgrounds enymore Posted July 9th, 2014 in General

At 7/9/14 02:07 PM, RedRobinR wrote: I thought this place was chill but lately there's ben a lot of mean people typing mean things forget it. Ill be on here sometimes. And I also just started.

ok

Response to: Fifa Is Trolling Us Posted July 9th, 2014 in General

Better do it in the middle of Sahara than USA, though.

Also Qatar isn't as bad as you think. They have indoor ski slopes for fuck's sake.

Response to: Official World Cup 2014 Thread Posted July 9th, 2014 in General

At 7/8/14 11:22 PM, KatMaestro wrote: How did the Brazil team get 7 is intriguing. It was almost like watching Iran playing football.

because BRs are a plague and suck at every game they play.

Response to: Official World Cup 2014 Thread Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

huehueuheuhue br failures

Response to: NG users you miss Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

i miss when chronamut wasn't around

2014 Official NG Questionnaire Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

Another year, another questionnaire.
Here are a bunch of questions I ask every year. Been doing this shit since 2004, bear with me. I was goanna not do it this year but hell, why the fuck not. Better this than the next door vaguely ignorant imbecile topic filled with degenerated cretins and incredible attention seekers.
So here you go, children of Newgrounds, bask into the questionnaire and answer with your soul. Or something.

p.s.: Feel free to not answer to any questions you deem too personal or below your incredible ego.
p.p.s.: I most definitely probably wont read all your answers unless you're someone amazing.

1 : What's your first name?
2 : When is your birthday?
3 : What would be your ideal career?
4 : Who's is your idol?
5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?
6 : What's your favorite meal?
7 : What's your favourite band/singer/composer?
8 : Which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex (or not, you weird bi-curious bronies) would you date?
9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancé(e) / wife / husband and child(s)?
10 : How long do you think humanity has left before extinction?
11 : If a mystical force eradicated the idiots from Newgrounds, how would you feel about it? Would you even still be with all five of us?
12 : What's your favorite video game?
13 : Which console do you prefer?
14 : Have you purchased Battleblock Theater??
15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?
16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day, every week?
17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)
18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, becoming EGSC, gaining access to the fabled 10K forums, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?
19 : What do you think about the current NG design? What would you modify?
20 : What is the most important feature on Newgrounds, according to you?
21 : If you wanted to change your username, what would you change it for? No restriction.
22 : If you would tell one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?
23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS? I mean seriously.
24 : Do care about the NG ads? Have you purchased the Supporter badge?
25 : Do you think you'll still be around NG years from now?
26: If you could chose what time you were born in, which one would it be (ex.: Renaissance, Antiquity, 3000 years in the future, etc.), where, and why?
27: Which missing Newgrounds user do you miss the most?
28: What came first, Luis or the OP?

Thanks for taking the time to respond. Also don't do drugs.

Response to: Ebola Virus Outbreak Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 05:55 PM, Zachary wrote: Shitty scare piece article.

Response to: sharia infiltration into society Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 04:57 PM, Voltage wrote:
At 7/7/14 09:38 AM, Loki wrote:
USA would lose all their violently won foreign "investments".
America was great until it went foreign

Yeah too bad it had to lose all its German investments in the 30's.

Response to: sharia infiltration into society Posted July 7th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 09:28 AM, Voltage wrote:
At 7/7/14 09:23 AM, Loki wrote:
At 7/7/14 09:16 AM, Voltage wrote: we only recently became the target of part of a jihad too; we have not engaged in 100+ year long conflicts with other tribes and religions (not directly, anyway) - and this is what we get for an interventionist policy
lol isolationism
okay, sure - napoleon is a real smart guy leading men into territory he knows little about because invading "threats" are a good idea

so yes, isolationism

Isolationism never solved anything. It even helped start the Great Depression which sparkled WW2 to an extent. Blinding yourself to the problems of the world, when you're part of the cause, is never a great idea. And as of late, USA is the cause of most problems around the world. Complaining and saying you should go back to an isolationist mentality would be like a kid shaking a bag filled with bees and releasing it into a room full of people before running out of it and locking it. Plus, USA would lose all their violently won foreign "investments".

Response to: sharia infiltration into society Posted July 7th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 09:16 AM, Voltage wrote: we only recently became the target of part of a jihad too; we have not engaged in 100+ year long conflicts with other tribes and religions (not directly, anyway) - and this is what we get for an interventionist policy

lol isolationism

Response to: sharia infiltration into society Posted July 7th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 08:32 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:
At 7/7/14 01:23 AM, Chronamut wrote: TL:dr; so my question to you is how would you fight the muslim agenda? You can't blow them all up - 300 million muslims exist that are radical - and 1.2 billion exist in general - that is like.. 1/8th of the human population and they are EVERYWHERE. My personal solution is to fight ideology with ideology - promote a better one and slowly convert people to that - but they will rape and murder and kill and persecute all the way. It is becoming a virus, well.. it always was, but now it is affecting the generations that come after us, and the roman mentality of destroying from within (troy) seems to apply here.
I beg your pardon?

Whenever I see the subject of Islam on these forums, I have to wonder whether some americans have met a muslim. They're not all dogmatic jihadists hiding explosives under their burkhas, just like all christians don't sit on street corners screaming that the end of the world is coming due to homosexuality.

yeah I wouldn't pay too much attention to a fool's ramblings, to be honest. this topic and its subject is both trashy and full of ignorance. "lolol let's blow up the muslims it'll be good 4 my safetey" i mean this is coming from someone who thought a pregnant woman getting punched in the face was hysterical.

p.s.: and I would REALLY refrain from using the "h" word when IT is around. it might AROUSE "IT" and make "IT" remind EVERYONE just how QUEER "IT" happens to be. seriously pls now

Response to: Hilarious Image Posted July 7th, 2014 in General

At 7/7/14 08:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/7/14 07:45 AM, Whirlguy wrote:
At 7/7/14 06:39 AM, Splats wrote:
At 7/6/14 10:43 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: And I look like a bear wearing a baseball cap but I don't smear it online
do it
Here. I found it on his facebook.
Please put a hat on my cat, Whirlguy-san.

no

Hilarious Image

Response to: Y do people complain about hunting? Posted July 6th, 2014 in General

Because they're faggots, all right.

Response to: do Gay men have more sex on average Posted July 6th, 2014 in General

just when we thought the bbs couldn't get worse, we get chronamut and his attention whoring ways back at full power

great

Response to: A question to gay rights supporters Posted July 5th, 2014 in General

Why is there only one day for gay pride? Does that mean the other 364, they're ashamed as fuck?

Response to: Massachusetts Teacher Arrested! Posted July 4th, 2014 in General

where were all these horny female teachers when I was 13?

Response to: I Can Solve Pollution Posted July 4th, 2014 in General

At 7/4/14 06:18 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Been there, done that.

yeah thought the same thing

Response to: The Newgrounds Cringe Challenge Posted July 4th, 2014 in General

i almost gave up at :
2:39
5:56
13:39

but i finished it. the main reason I did was because it was only a bunch of short shit clips. if they played say 30 seconds longer each, it would've been a different story

Response to: I Can Solve Pollution Posted July 4th, 2014 in General

your ideas are stupid, and your future looks bleak.

Response to: Turn ons Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Cultivated girls
Girls who get turned on by my voice
Petite girls
Girls in their 30s
Luis

Response to: Where did the Newgrounds store go? Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

At 7/3/14 05:13 AM, poinl wrote: i was gonna get a penicorn....
anyway i can still obtain one of those?

I'll sell you mine for 500$.

Response to: Sour Pussy Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

At 7/2/14 11:18 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 7/1/14 10:23 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 7/1/14 12:24 AM, Shauna wrote: Well, to be fair, this was made up by me just a few hours ago. I'm not exactly Da Vinci.
Have you tried it yet, Va Ginci?
Heck no. I wouldn't let anyones face near my vagina. Not even a doctor. Makes me feel way too uncomfortable. If I get cancer, I get cancer, if I have sex with someone new some day, I will get checked out. And only for that purpose alone.

wat?

why would you deprive yourself of such a treat?

Response to: Your personal NG history Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

my personal ng history: nobody cares about it