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Response to: NG Melbourne Meetup Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

At 1/7/09 01:34 AM, NikeThanatos wrote: You made a mistake here, asshole.

Forgot to delete that part when I was going through it, it was a mistake.
Thanks for pointing that out, faggot. <3

NG Melbourne Meetup Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

Melbourne Australia NG Meetup - MANGM

Newgrounders from around the Victoria state area of Australia, come to the city and spend the day with fellow NGers!

Newgrounders from around Australia are welcome to come to the city of Melbourne to spend a day with you fellow faggots, I mean, NGers.

The meet is planned for sometime next week, and the details are still in speculation. As such, we doubt anymore persons than the organisers will turn up,
but it is ok, since it is still a meet-up, and all sexy meet-up business must be recorded and displayed for the enjoyment of the BBS and her users.

What we will do, well, we'll figure it out either now or when we get there.

Please think of something, I'm shit with ideas.

Anyway, we'll organise a date here, and then find out whos going and yeah!
Hope to see you there.

As said, the details are still up in the air, but it will be hosted between the 11th and the 18th of this month. If you are interested in attending, just post here or PM me, and.. yeah, I'll see what happens when you do.

Love, Night-Mare. <3

P.S. LastSpartan will be making an appearance at said meet-up. All the more reason for you to come down and have some fun.

Response to: .: EA skate. Crew :. Posted January 3rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 1/3/09 12:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: skate 2 demo next thursday, apparently.

Really? Where can I find one?

Response to: Street Fighter Collab / Art Contest Posted January 3rd, 2009 in NG News

At 1/3/09 06:26 AM, Stamper wrote: Yeah, right after the Mario Van Peebles collab LEAVE MY SIGHT

I'm just waiting for Tom to come in and say "LEAVE MY SITE"
Yes.. that'll do nicely.

Good collab idea, I might try and get something done maybe, if I have time.

Response to: -Skate Flash Club- Posted January 2nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 1/1/09 02:51 PM, MarcyVF wrote: Btw: Moro, did you make "A Quiet Brake"? Made by "The-SFC"? :O

Yes, yes he did.

Stef did you get my second part, I'm not sure if it sent or not?

Response to: Pork And Beans Posted December 30th, 2008 in Game Development

I am, alive.

Response to: +The Notepad Drawing Collab+ Posted December 28th, 2008 in Game Development

I'll draw something.

That preloader was fun.

+The Notepad Drawing Collab+

Response to: My Awesome pre-alpha engine!! Posted December 28th, 2008 in Game Development

May want to change control for duck, I tried to duck and then jumped; wasn't a good idea.

Response to: "Prayer" by Disturbed - Collab! Posted December 28th, 2008 in Game Development

At 12/27/08 11:41 PM, PinkSkull wrote: Well, here is part 13, completed wannabe

Wow, he can see the wolves without having eyes! :D

Hehe, looks great PinkSkull. <3

:)

Response to: The Pixelmas Shorts Collab Posted December 23rd, 2008 in Game Development

At 12/23/08 04:53 PM, SamIam wrote: The most anticipated collab on Newgrounds has finally been unleashed into the Portal.
Featuring many Newgrounds artists such as
Night-Mare

I actually didn't do anything.

Response to: .PNG files in flash? Posted December 23rd, 2008 in Game Development

Also, Library, Right click image>Properties
Fuck around with the settings there if you want more shiz added or whatnot..
Doesn't matter anyway.

Response to: Harder than the hardest riddle! Posted December 23rd, 2008 in General

2 answers:
1) Climb out the roof.
2) Walk through the doorframe.

Response to: .: EA skate. Crew :. Posted December 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I fail at achievements..

Anybody up for a round of skate
It's 3AM and I'm bored.

Response to: The Pixelmas Shorts Collab Posted December 23rd, 2008 in Game Development

Okay, well then, have fun.

Response to: Naming a chinese Restaurant. Hard Posted December 22nd, 2008 in General

Wok in, wok out.

Response to: How much have you earned of flash? Posted December 21st, 2008 in Game Development

Roughly $1,229.40

Response to: .: EA skate. Crew :. Posted December 18th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I'm about to play, anybody who wants to verse me add me as axon03 :D

BRING IT ON >:C

Response to: I Saw Boobies. D': Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

At 12/16/08 05:54 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: what are you gay?
oh wait you're only 12...

Yes, it appears so that my userpage says that I am 12, Yes.

I am not gay, I have a girlfriend and I am faithful to her, kay?

Response to: I Saw Boobies. D': Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

At 12/16/08 04:00 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Either you made this up or you're gay.

What if I was gay.. hmm? I could have a girlfriend you know?

I just realised, I was wearing an NG shirt aswell while it happened. O:

I Saw Boobies. D': Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

I'm walking home from the local skatepark.
As I am just stolling through the neighbourhood, I hear a strange noise coming from a house..
"OH YES, YES, OH YEAH!! MMM!! YES!"

OH MY GOD, THAT WOMAN IS IN TROUBLE, SAVE HER SUPERMAN!

Well, of course you can guess what is happening, it sounds completely fake though.
I just keep walking, it's none of my business anyway of course.

Then as I am about 5 or 6 houses away from that house, I suddenly hear a girl yelling out "HEY KID, KID!" I turn around, it's a girl, wearing nothing but panties and a boob-tube top thing.
"WANNA JOIN?"
I give her the bird, hoping she would get the message that I don't care. I turn around, then walk away.
Then she goes back inside laughing her head off, I just keep walking.

Then about another 4-5 or so houses down, she comes out again.
"HEY KID, KID, TURN AROUND, KID!"
I just keep walking, thinking it's going to be something stupid.
She doesn't stop yelling out for me to turn around, so I stop and turn around, hopefully it would shut her up.
"WOOOOOOOO!!!!"
She lifts up her shirt and flashes me.

I can just make this out, I am 10-12 houses away.

I gives the thumbs up, and yell out "GOOD FOR YOU!" and turn around, and walk off.
She goes back inside laughing hysterically.

I DEMAND MY INNOCENCE BACK.

My photographic memory remembers the accuring events that happened, here is my artistic drawing of the event so you can see how far away I was..

I Saw Boobies. D':

Response to: Wacom 25: darx Posted December 16th, 2008 in NG News

Congratulations Paul! :3

Response to: draw an emotion incarnate Posted December 15th, 2008 in Art

At 12/15/08 05:39 AM, Penboy wrote: easy

That pretty much sums it up.

Response to: Jon Foreman - In My Arms Collab Posted December 15th, 2008 in Game Development

Good song, I wouldn't mind doing a part for this.
I'm not too good with picking parts, so would you just be able to choose one from random, something long enough to make a short story out of it?

Thanks. :D

Response to: -Skate Flash Club- Posted December 14th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/14/08 03:15 PM, MorrowDays wrote: jestar died.

Don't say that..

Response to: Now you're thinking with portals Posted December 14th, 2008 in General

Oh my, would you look at that!

Now you're thinking with portals

Response to: Snowboarding game Posted December 12th, 2008 in Game Development

At 12/12/08 08:00 PM, Goat-Man wrote: Man, you're too awesome.
If you don't mind, I would like to start fairly soon.

Sure, whenever you are ready.

Response to: Snowboarding game Posted December 12th, 2008 in Game Development

I wouldn't mind coding you another game if you want. :)

Response to: -Skate Flash Club- Posted December 12th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

*runs for the hills*

Upload icon & renaming error - PHP Posted December 12th, 2008 in Programming

Why won't this following PHP work?
Also, is there anyway I can get it to replace an image that was already there with the same filename that it creates?

function findexts ($filename) { 
$filename = strtolower($filename); 
$exts = split("[/\\.]", $filename); 
$n = count($exts)-1; 
$exts = $exts[$n]; 
return $exts; 
} 
$ext = findexts ($_FILES['uploaded']['name']); 
$user = $_SESSION['username'];
$ran = $user."icon.";
$target = "../icons/";
$target = $target . $ran.$ext; 
if(move_uploaded_file($_FILES['uploaded']['tmp_name'], $target)) {
echo "Your icon has been uploaded.";
}else{
echo "Sorry, there was a problem uploading your icon.";
}

Thank you very much if you do know. :)

Response to: Rip off of my game? Posted December 12th, 2008 in Game Development

The iPhone devolopers are stealing your game ideas! >:C

Next they will steal Draw-Play! :O