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At 7/11/10 08:35 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Californication.

A whole world of sluts giving it on the first date, who wouldn't want that?

i was gonna say the flavor of love, but if not worded carefully, i might regret asking for that

Well, i picked up some hooker, told her for five dollars and a big mac i'd treat her nicely. turned out she was a tranny, so that date ended across the mexican border.

At 7/11/10 08:13 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: wow newbie nailed on the head lol.

Assuming anyone here still cares about internet badassness that is. Don't care about being cool on the internet though I just spit out what's on my mind.

o really i dont take the internet serious, i just be silly and troll to pass time

all you have to be is a female. tons of horny nerds will flock to your userpage to comment how great you are. that or become a mod, so everyone can suck up to you. or an asshole, but only if portrayed as an intelligent asshole.

agree?

ha, you silly kids and your criticism of religion.... i should pop a cap in yo ass!

also, porn is pretty unhealthy if you look at it in excess, so yuh fuck off and quit being defensive about it ya perves!

oh im not saying i havent looked porn, because thats probably exactly what ill be doing in 10 minutes.

At 7/9/10 11:34 PM, mrdude300 wrote: Maybe its taking after you.

well, yeah, i do take shits in my bedroom, but i at least have the courtesy to spray the room with that scenty stuff.

i let him outside, and he just sits there, maybe for a few hours. i let him back in, and he runs into a bed room to take a shit, i just dont get it. where did i go wrong with him?

well, all i have is my balls and my word, and i dont break em for anyone!

I've been ducking the law for awhile but my time will come. And when it does, I'll be back out on the streets in no time, and I'll be coming for YOU!

At 7/9/10 03:14 AM, Xenolithic wrote: Mine was for posting in a "spam" thread. I didn't find it to be so, but whatever.

are you sure it wasnt because you suck?

At 7/8/10 07:42 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 7/8/10 07:40 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: how about i blast on you and WTL because you are both fuckin bum ass geeks, i mean i favored you Yamor, but then you fucked up when i found out you were a hick in alabama...

don't leave im getting my 45

Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't "blast you" mean "shoot you"? So you're going to shoot someone just because they're from Alabama? I live in Florida, and i got a southern accent, you gonna shoot me too?

fuck it i cant hate on you hicks, you may be a bunch of inbreds, but i still love ya... did you want me to shoot you?

how about i blast on you and WTL because you are both fuckin bum ass geeks, i mean i favored you Yamor, but then you fucked up when i found out you were a hick in alabama...

don't leave im getting my 45

At 7/8/10 12:23 AM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 7/8/10 12:11 AM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: dude don't worry... I PURPOSELY got caught, it was a distraction so all the homeboys can do the big dirty while the cops were distracted...

I dont believe you. A real hardman would just batter the police. You've shamed yourself and your area.

well, i wasnt trying to get 15 years but your right i need to step up my game.... i need a few good men like you for my next hold-up, are you down?

At 7/8/10 12:15 AM, SteelChair wrote:

At 7/7/10 10:39 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote:

i beat up on punks like u! hows that for recreational violence

Well when you say punks do you mean other people or Punks and Punk music. Because Punks could beat your ass.

depends . if i had my coffee and a 40 oz , no Punk can beat my azz!!

At 7/8/10 12:07 AM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 7/8/10 12:03 AM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: whoah whoah im not falling for that one again... i did 10 days in jail for petty larcency, now thats keepin gangstah!

Thats just weak man. I'm disappointed. You either get caught for something big or you dont get caught at all. Thats just embarrassing, no real gansta would ever admit that.

dude don't worry... I PURPOSELY got caught, it was a distraction so all the homeboys can do the big dirty while the cops were distracted...

well, i dont know anything about that.... i mean some people have a hard time dealing with their emotions because their fucked up in the head and some people just do that kind of shit for attention...

At 7/8/10 12:01 AM, Jon-86 wrote: Ah c'mon now. Tell me your honest opinion. Even if its all the same to you. Even the daftest "gangstars" have an opinion on everything. And real gangstaz fly the rainbow flag with pride. Everyone knows your nothing until you've done hard time and had a hard cock up your arse!

hmmm now that you mention it, i do need a hard c --- whoah whoah im not falling for that one again... i did 10 days in jail for petty larcency, now thats keepin gangstah!

look i know you dont like me, and i dont care because it is your birth day so happy birthday!!!

At 7/7/10 11:57 PM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 7/7/10 11:43 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: oh, so basically you are just another drunk irish that gets a little violent? yeah thats so unheard of..... i mean people fighting each other for fun....

I'm not Irish

irish , scottish, gay, its all the same to me...

At 7/7/10 11:45 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Malibu, California
Job: THUG LIFE

hataz gonna hate

im not really 14... im 15... but i lied for fun, cuz thats what thugs do

At 7/7/10 11:27 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Recreational violence happens first and foremost between friends. Get drunk, kick in each others heads, recover and then be playing football in the street with each other the next day or the day after. Its was just something to pass the time to be honest. For me anyway.

oh, so basically you are just another drunk irish that gets a little violent? yeah thats so unheard of..... i mean people fighting each other for fun....

At 7/7/10 11:34 PM, Fezz wrote: You're about as gangsta as a slice of cheese.

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!! THATS TOO HARD, IM OUTTA HEA!!!!

At 7/7/10 11:34 PM, MMoouussee wrote:
Malibu is very rich, there's hardly any minorities living in the city, or any punks that is. It's probably the richest part of the LA area. Watts, Compton, and all that is when it starts getting bad in LA.

oh no, you haven't seen the darkside of malibu.... it gets pretty rough.... some dudes can only afford 2 story homes... thats sad

At 7/7/10 11:33 PM, dx5231 wrote: You're no gangsta, troll

I prefer LlorT but whateva ! You so wish you were like me....

At 7/7/10 11:31 PM, Xenolithic wrote: Shut the fuck up.

i don't know whats more pathetic, the fact that you were the first to reply in 40 minutes or the fact that you chose to reply.

im so hard you'd think i was trolling on you ho's!! ya digg?!? im straight out dat malibu nigguh$!!!!

At 7/7/10 10:43 PM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 7/7/10 10:39 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: FUCK U!!! it aint always clothes and fancy, we got street racing, shop lifting, tagging, um... hot weather... yeah yeah!!!

And we have recreational violence! Much more fun :P

i beat up on punks like u! hows that for recreational violence

AKA EATS PUSSY LIKE U FOR BREAKFAST

At 7/7/10 10:35 PM, TheThinWhale wrote:

At 7/7/10 10:29 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: fuck dat shit!!! check my city out we have the hardest gangs in all of muahfuckin west coast!!!! ya dig?

Ya, 14 year olds in Maliibu, California sure have it tough.

FUCK U!!! it aint always clothes and fancy, we got street racing, shop lifting, tagging, um... hot weather... yeah yeah!!!

fuck dat shit!!! check my city out we have the hardest gangs in all of muahfuckin west coast!!!! ya dig?

fuck you! scooby doo is the shit!