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SINCE adam allegedly is the first human, doesn't that make him our daddy?

At 10/24/10 11:26 PM, mothballs wrote: No no no, transexuals are NOT born like that. That is ridiculous. People can do things to make themselves look like the opposite gender, they don't come out to be like that.

transexual is not a choice. a transvestite can be considered a choice i guess, but don't transexuals believe they are born in the wrong body? they want to be men or women, while homosexuals are usually attracted to one of the same sex but comfortably identify themselves as men/women, or atleast that was my impression of the difference.

At 10/25/10 08:59 AM, Turkman-inc wrote:

At 10/25/10 08:52 AM, Armour wrote: Fucking pussy.

Jerk off while brushing your teeth as well as pissing, shitting, showering, eating and throwing up at the same time.

Real men do that.

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i woke up pretty early today ... i normally am in a rush to get out the door... today i time to do several things like get high, shower and dress not in a rush, and even clip my finger nails AND toe nails. and type this i guess could be added. im off brush my teeth and jerk off precisely in that order now.

I'll show you geeks how it's done! (Ironically, by joining in I'm a geek too!)

At 5/19/10 08:57 PM, omega88x wrote:

At 5/19/10 08:51 PM, omega88x wrote: Pokemon theme, british style

continued

sorry, i had to say this: NEEERRRD!!!

yeah you guessed it. how long would two hits take two clean out my system (you know, for when i apply for a job)?

i knew a russian girl... her name... ivanna hump

At 8/25/10 07:47 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote:

how the fuck is wayne on the way out? theyre releasng an album as soon as weezy gets out.

waaaaack... theyre both wack, they get too much attention when there is even better music out there... lil wayne is like 4 lil kids and drake is a fuckin joke ... wsnt this guy on degrassi? lets get mr rogers dead corpse to start a new death metal band with him as the lead singer

At 8/23/10 09:57 PM, xxmukuchanxx wrote:

I'm not saying that they can't. I'm just saying that they are not pleasurable to look at.

I'd rather be with a nice guy that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon...

so you have a choice between a good looking asshole and a ugly nice guy.... which are you gonna pick?

think carefully

At 8/23/10 09:33 PM, xxmukuchanxx wrote:
Money does not matter to me... :) To me, a guy that can make me happy regardless of whether we live in a one bedroom, tiny apartment or a huge mansion. What's the sense of being with someone just for money, money can come and go quicker than people think, a person's personality will not change. Besides, having someone you love helps you through the rough times, money can't.

well, you think a fat person cant do that for others?

let me ask you this... would you rather be with a poor fat guy, who's atleast genuine.... or a wealthy "hunk" or whatever the fuck you ladies call em, who's an asshole?

you say the nice guy, but deep down you know you love assholes

At 8/23/10 09:21 PM, xxmukuchanxx wrote:

When does it become "too fat" for you?

i dont know, i dont have a set standard when a woman is too fat ... women vary in body types, and it just so happens some girls can be overweight and still look good...

Also, wealth does not equal attractive. Ha ha.

wealth i think is def a factor in what's considered attractive... im sorry but most girls, from what ive observed, prefer wealthy men to broke guys... it says your a female on your profile, if this is true, and you are telling me that you dont think money matters in a guy, you are definitely one of rare breed...

SHEEEIT!

i think chubby girls can be attractive, there's a point where it's hard to find a fat girl attractive if she's too fat, but ive seen some cute fatties, maybe im just not a picky prick ... just as long as your belly isnt bigger than your chi chis.. i hate that.

in some places in the world, being fat is an indication of wealth, therefore i guess that would make them attractive...

At 7/16/10 05:31 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 7/16/10 05:29 AM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote:

At 7/16/10 05:28 AM, Space-Whale wrote: With that post, I doubt you'll bang ANYBODY.

thats ok, i still have my pornos

No. Believe me. That is NOT OK.

just go back to your starwars convention and being satified with your mediocre looking girlfriend

At 7/16/10 05:28 AM, Space-Whale wrote: With that post, I doubt you'll bang ANYBODY.

thats ok, i still have my pornos

At 7/16/10 05:24 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Admitting your failure because you're an NG member can result in your account getting deleted you know.

NO NOT AGAIN!

its great for people like me.

I'm not calling myself ugly, but for some reason I just don't realistically find myself banging a hot chick. So it's only makes so much sense I atleast get to see one naked. Even if it is on a magazine or on the internet. I will probably never get to travel europe, so I enjoy photos of great sights such as the london bridge or eiffel tower in photos.

Ya digg?

vote for the dud with big ears

At 7/15/10 01:58 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

But the fact that the church is so hung up on the issue of homosexuality, instead of you know, the word of Jesus about helping the poor and leaving judgement to god kinda speaks of the skewed priorities of modern christianity.

The thing is, a church being Christian, does it really need to recognize a gay marriage? I don't know. These questions are hard to answer, when you put it like that. Personally, I think the church shouldn't have to recognize a homosexual marriage if thats what they believe... I have nothing against gays, and would treat them kindly if they needed help... so should this minister, but that doesnt mean he has to marry them.

It's just someone's belief. They don't have to marry gays, and I wouldn't hold anything against a minister who chooses not to. The bible talks about how men should not have sex with each other, if they do it's their choice, but a minister should not be forced to do something against his beliefs. That's the problem, anyone who has the balls to stick up for their beliefs is called a bigot or intolerant, but sorry, if the gays want to be married, they should start their own fucking church. The irony.

I hate people that are like that. What makes them bigger assholes is that they continue to attack you as you walk away. I hate that, after reading this I would stick up for you, even if it meant getting my ass kicked. I don't know what to tell you, other than you should at least try to stick up for yourself. You say that you are weaker than everyone, but that shouldn't stop you. It is better to get your ass kicked knowing you fought back, than to get your ass kicked with the thought that you are a coward.

You are not a real coward though, because real cowards are the one's who pick fights with nice/weaker people. Don't let them affect your self-esteem, because you will end up feeling frustrated with the world and hating yourself, and feel unmotivated to do anything progressive with your life... Don't let them take that away from you.

My suggestion, is to totally become a loner. Being lonely sucks, but you can use it to your advantage. Hold your weight in your family, and improve yourself mentally and physically, and above all keep your head up. Keep your mind on making moves, like getting a job, or working out, or something. When you start getting accomplished others will hate you more, it seems, but you can always know that you did it on your own, without any fucking help from a fake friend.

strength and the rest...
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you base your ideas from sources that are comparable to the tabloids talking about barefoot got a hick pregnant

At 7/14/10 05:23 PM, psychicpebble wrote: When I read the American people I laughed.

I suggest you read up on some American history.

Are you familiar with someone by the name of John D. Rockefeller? He was the richest man alive in his time with a few others. He made what would now be billions upon billions, while the rest of America was very poor. He basically ran America with a few other people. This is the truth.

Do your research. The same thing can be said today.

rockefeller was a entrepreneur characterized in monopolistic industry. we dont allow that anymore. he wasnt running america, the same way oprah and bill gates arent running america, though they can heavily influence us, you people are so busy pointing the fingers at bullshit conspiracies you dont realize you are slaves to the ideas conveyed by capitalist pigs!

long live liberty! long live communism! to everyman what he needs and to his ability!

At 7/12/10 05:09 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: If it was such a huge roach, how could you not hit it the first few times?

the same reason a hunter misses a deer. sure the distance may be greater in that scenario, but look how big the fucking deer is.

At 7/12/10 05:34 AM, GamesArmor wrote: You fired a BB gun in your home, and caused some damage to your walls, just to kill a roach?

*facepalm*

i only pumped the gun 2-3 times so it was strong enough to kill a roach and cause minimal collateral damage.... still a few gashes made in my wall though, barely noticeable really.

At 7/12/10 04:03 AM, San7a wrote: There were so many of them that I used a rotary fan to take out a few.

ah, of course, why didnt i think of that? anyways, if theres one, there may be more, so im taking a visit to a guns and ammo supply tomorrow, better them than me, thats what i always say!

At 7/12/10 03:55 AM, TommySunner wrote: Pathetic thread is pathetic

oh yeah what did you do today, besides sit around like a bum jerking off to softcore pornography?

Yeah, I saw a huge fucking cockroach on my wall today. So i tried to kill it with a slipper, but i actually missed the huge fucking cockroach, and he scattered off, and i could have sworn i saw him look back at me with that kind of menacing look a child gives when they play victim to get their way, but you know they are faking it.

well this really pissed me off, i could have pursued him with the slipper, but he challenged me, so i took his challenge. i went upstairs to get a BB gun, and i dont know how many BBs i discharged in my home, but i missed each one barely. i spent the next half-hour shooting BBs, and chasing him with a mini-sized mallet i found in the back of my mommas car. i dont know what the fuck that was doing back there.

finally, i had him cornered, but he was hiding behind a shelf, so i knew it was time to bust out the secret weapon. i got my pet cat, thats right. my cat started clawing him and stuck him in his mouth a few times, but not really trying to kill him, just "playing with his food". the cat was playing cat and mouse, or cat and roach rather, and the roach sprinted towards my feet. i was really disgusted by this, as i shuddered and started stomping my feet (hoping he wouldn't crawl up my pants or anything like that), and then i realized the huge fucking cockroach was trying to beg for mercy.

lets just say this little war ended with a napkin swirling down the toilet, and a victory for me. yes i know its pathetic, but these are things i do to get passed my lonely day.

well, we would have had a lot more mexicans if tom hadn't deported them all back....

well, one time in middle school i wore a sleveless flannel jacket, if fit kind of tight around my waist. a couple girls told me i had a nice ass. no lie. so discuss that while you are at it, you narccissitic piece of shit!