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Topic: Tanooki_John's Pro-pokemon club

Posted: 10/29/09 04:40 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/26/09 05:45 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote:
At 10/26/09 01:36 PM, lizard wrote: I've been posting in this topic since 2004
lolwut? This thread has only been in existence since 03/18/05

When a member's cool enough, he can defy logic.

Idiot-finder; some guy, couldn't see his face well enough, I'll let you know once my watermelons are gone too


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Topic: Tanooki_John's Pro-pokemon club

Posted: 10/26/09 01:36 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hey, just dropping by again, hope I'm remembered around here. I've been posting in this topic since 2004 maybe, shame no one I know seems to be posting on this topic at the moment, unless you changed your nicknames or something.

Idiot-finder, nice signature. Shows how funny the media-controlled mentality to make patriotic, anti-foreigner judgments (In favor of another country) before they even start really is.


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Topic: World War Three

Posted: 05/16/09 02:50 PM

Forum: Politics

Israel wouldn't be Britain. It would be Japan(ww2). It should be obvious to you after what happened in Gaza by the end of 2008.


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Topic: If you oppose gay marriage, why?

Posted: 05/16/09 10:51 AM

Forum: Politics

If a guy wants to live with another guy for the rest of his life, it's fine. Getting married by paper? Fine too. Getting married at a church like many homosexuals tend to do? Nope. But if he a gay person wants to get married to another person religiously then Christians has full right to oppose it because their religion is not something for them to play around with. 'God' in an asshole who doesn't like gay people and I think gays should just accept that and adapt to it instead of trying to make Christians change their beliefs towards them, deny what's written in the bible and throw them a wedding at the church.


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Topic: I caught a thief today...

Posted: 05/16/09 10:10 AM

Forum: General

Was she hot?


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Topic: Games you'd like to see here...

Posted: 05/16/09 10:08 AM

Forum: General

I'd like to See a Dating SIM game taking place in Baghdad, or Burundi, North Korea, Somalia, Zimbabwe. Would be interesting...


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Topic: Tanooki_John's Pro-pokemon club

Posted: 11/28/08 09:44 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

-Is dropping by, just for the heck of it-


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Topic: What is Fyndir counting down to?

Posted: 02/07/08 04:43 AM

Forum: General

At 1/22/08 07:01 AM, Kuro wrote: He's counting down to the 5th of February.

The anniversary of the day the Spanish beat down the British forces to capture Minorca.

... He's counting down to my birthday?


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Topic: 1 Hour 'till TU24

Posted: 01/29/08 03:55 AM

Forum: General

This reminds me a lot of Eon8.com, and how it blew up the world and stuff.


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Topic: If you controlled time...

Posted: 01/29/08 03:31 AM

Forum: General

At 1/29/08 03:26 AM, RjWise wrote: Wouldn't change a thing. If you remove one person/thing from history, you could fuck up the modern day.

I.e. removing Hitler to prevent the Genocide would wipe Israel off the map

/Atleast/, world peace would finally be set. The Israel-Palestine conflict is the source of all the terrorisms you see today.


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Topic: Asian users club

Posted: 01/28/08 11:12 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

helo guyz i wnt join club sry i not spek eniglsh very well cuz im azn
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Yeah. As a Middle Eastern, I would love to join this club.


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Topic: Tanooki_John's Pro-pokemon club

Posted: 01/28/08 01:56 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 1/26/08 04:41 PM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote: Actually, I have been busy with requests. There is a person who is in a need of a graphic novel artist, and I accepted it. Plus, there is someone who wanted me to create a Flash movie mainly because I can sketch well and use the program like a pro. So, I have been occupied the entire time.

^ I would really like to see a submittion by you.


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Topic: The Fma Club

Posted: 01/28/08 01:49 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Full Metal Alchemist? Definitely joining~


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Topic: Video Games You Hope Will Come Out?

Posted: 01/27/08 01:38 AM

Forum: General

A hentai games for the Wii or the DS, just think about it~...


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Topic: How do I tell her I like her?

Posted: 01/27/08 01:26 AM

Forum: General

Invite her to your house for a hot cup of coffee. Yeah.


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Topic: Crazy things you thought as a kid.

Posted: 01/27/08 01:22 AM

Forum: General

What yakballz and unreal-reality said.


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Topic: Most depressing song?

Posted: 01/25/08 07:33 PM

Forum: General

I love you - Barney and Friends


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Topic: Am I gay?

Posted: 01/24/08 09:42 AM

Forum: General

Now that you have went through puberty, try comparing dicks again. If you orgasm'd then you definitely are gay.


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Topic: why "get a life" is a crappy insult

Posted: 01/24/08 09:26 AM

Forum: General

At 1/24/08 04:43 AM, homor wrote: HAHA, ITS FUNNY BEACUSE THATS THE INSULT IM COMPLAINING ABOUT,, AND YOU'RE USING IT.

BECAUSE YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT HAHA FUNNY OMG.


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Topic: why "get a life" is a crappy insult

Posted: 01/24/08 04:39 AM

Forum: General

To my analyzation, you only hate that insult because it's one of the things you're asked to get the most.
Now stop arguing about a silly sentence that consists of only three words and get a life.


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Topic: Irl Trolling? In Russia?

Posted: 01/23/08 01:48 AM

Forum: General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QegQm57l6 Ns

This video makes me want to fly to Russia with an axe. What do you think would be the perfect punishment for a guy like this?


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Topic: killing people is ok

Posted: 01/22/08 03:53 AM

Forum: General

It's not up for us to decide when does a person deserve to die, and the existence of an "army", which you thought would be a great example to prove your point... Is one of the reasons why we humans yet continue walking in circles as history continues to repeat itself. No one said it was okay for goverments to play a game of chess with each other, using precious human lives. The fact that people do die is already sad enough. Why would you want to fasten it up? People don't just live... to die.


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Topic: Regarding Homosexuals.

Posted: 01/22/08 02:39 AM

Forum: General

Genes; only carry down your skin colour, eye colour, skull shape and all those psysical structures. As for your opinion, taste, and view towards life is not carried down by your genes, it's... Like I've stated earlier, based on the events you go through in life.


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Topic: Regarding Homosexuals.

Posted: 01/22/08 02:27 AM

Forum: General

Your view and taste towards things is based on the events you went through in your life. Those who fear spiders, might've faced a bad experience with them back in their childhood once. Love, along with any other emotion basically works the same way. So, is it genetic? In my belief, no. No one is born with a list of what he's going to like, fear, hate and love about this world written on a peice of paper. Plus, being born with an attraction towards something you don't aknowledge, since you've never seen it before as you were spending your whole time in your mother's womb... Just doesn't work. Plus, being genetic would mean, having a gay father or a mother, or a grandfather, perhaps. Why would he fuck a woman for if he was homosexual?

Do I have anything /against/ gays? No. Anyone can do whatever he or she wants, as long as it doesn't harm anyone. Homosexuality would certainly not harm anyone... Unless rape was involved.


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Topic: My poetry~

Posted: 11/15/07 07:05 AM

Forum: General

Nothing's more important to me more than the opinion of you fellow Newgrounds users.

-Cheap Exit-

You've read me your story and I've always been listening
Now let me take you to the exit
from all your suffering and pain.
It's right there...
Gather your courage.
And don't pretend as if you don't know where.
You're a man now; you can do this on your own.
I'll be standing here.
Watching the show.
Close your eyes.
Don't think.
Soon you'll be out from this world of lies.

I found you a good exit.
Breathe in as you jump
Let your soul melt.
I found you a lovely exit.
A world of silence
Is where you fit.
I found you a cheap exit.
A man's going to take it
A pussy's going to sit.

Don't be happy,
you know it'll be followed by misery.
As always.
Go straight to the exit,
And bloom,
with a soul you've never met,
In the old days.

I found you an ideal exit,
Grab my hand and let me walk you to the way.
I found you a pure exit,
numb and fearless you'll always stay.
I found you a cheap exit,
I've eased your sorrow until today.

*~WAR IN HEAVEN~*

Walk up. Drown down.
Doesn't matter.
Human nature's asking you to slaughter.
It's designed in us, and in us it's going to stay.
Don't try to escape, there's no possible way.
We're walking in circles.
Leaving the grounds with the same old blood.
Nothing can stop this track.
And in its name, we are fully stood.

It's true
It's sad
Peace's a dead fad
in this life we are trapped
With full power, we will stand
Follow nature's rules
And attack.

Kill them, watch them die. Enjoy the sound of each one's cry.
You want it, you love it and to your heart you can never lie.

We're humans, not angels.
Heaven or hell, war's justice.
Peace's for faggots, war is a bliss.
Stand up with me and lets fix this mess.

*Sudia Arabia's bridge to Bahrain*

You love but you can't stare.
You hate but you can't swear.
You can only leave when I decide
there's no freedom, and no place to hide.

IT'S THE WEEKEND, LET'S RUN TO THE PLACE WE
Watch porn, drink and dance all night
IT'S THE WEEKEND, LET'S GO TO THE PLACE WE
Enjoy the night, there's no one's in sight
IT'S THE WEEKEND, LET'S HIDE IN THE PLACE WE
Hit on girls, they are not going to bite.
IT'S THE WEEKEND LET'S MEET AT THE PLACE WE
get stoned and high. It's alright.

*Two doses of Panadol sipped with Redbull*

Welcome to the world of
those who are sleeping.
Aware of nothing outside the box
They're living in.
People dying.
Under rocks they're crawling.
Countries are falling.
While you're
Not responding to their calling.

You have no excuse for not being aware of this.
something like this is just too big to miss.
Something needs to wake you up,
Something needs to make you feel the brawl.
Maybe you should hold on to your cup,
for two doses of Panadol sipped with Redbull.

Hope you realise,
You're not worth any attention.
A life like yours is their satisfaction.
Their pain's not mere hallucination.
Wake up, and see what happens to those nations.
Remember how you cried on your pillow,
thinking your life is horrible?
Please get some more of those...
doses of Panadol sipped with Redbull.

Now wake up,
from all this fake sorrow.
People out there have lost more than you ever loved.
You're not going to stay like this until tomorrow.
They breathed gas and bled as they coughed.

Take some Panadol,
you're weak and it's your fault.
Choke on it,
for a better result.
Sip it with Redbull,
And indulge your heart.

-Webcam-

He accepted her invitation
with no hesitation
She showed him a lot of skin
Out of desperation.
This is a situation
That might end with complication.

She's thirteen
He's sixteen
She's English
He's an American
And they shared their fetish
Through their webcam.

what would you do if a girl asked you to fuck her through your text?
plug in your webcam for some sex?
Are you going to accept those cyber licks?
Which side would you take in a situation like this?
Responsibility,
Dignity,
or join all those horny dicks?

His decision has been set.
The messages have been sent.
How would things end when there's
love and sex with a person you've never met?
Misery has won the round.
Their love's no longer bound.
No results have been found.
In life's trap
they have both drowned.


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Topic: John lennon

Posted: 06/06/07 12:24 AM

Forum: General

Because he died a horrible death. Realised how the love towards Steven Irwin dramatically increased after he got stabbed by a Stingray?


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Topic: One of my best friends...

Posted: 06/04/07 09:11 AM

Forum: General

At 6/4/07 09:10 AM, Craven-Dick wrote: What does your jaw have to do with moving?

What happens to your jaw is a result of your brain's disorder, I think.


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Topic: One of my best friends...

Posted: 06/04/07 09:08 AM

Forum: General

Since whining isn't really my thing. I'll make this as short as possible: One of my irl best friends is only few steps away from becoming crippled. :/ He has been absent from school for about two weeks, and according to my mother(After phone calling his mom), he turned out to have this genetic disease in which were the bottom of your jaws sorta puffs out. (I forgot what was it called...) And he doesn't know anything about the not being able to talk or move for the rest of his life part. Yet.


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Topic: i am done with weed

Posted: 06/04/07 05:34 AM

Forum: General

So... what are moving to instead? My suggestion would be masterbation. It's quite addictive, and healthy too.

Enjoy.


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Topic: Emo-phobic

Posted: 06/04/07 12:23 AM

Forum: General

I find it funny how anything that's dark, and somewhat "unhappy" is considered emo nowdays. "Lulz ur font is blak u emo"


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