Wimpy as shit dude.

Learn ActionScript, JavaScript, or C++ or some shit like that.

If you tell people you make games and show them gamemaker files, they will laugh at you and then never talk to you again.

It's just residential area for around a half-mile.

At 11/26/09 09:48 PM, K-Guare wrote: Hey hotness, check this out.

Oops, didn't know. Thanks for the link.

A Google Wave invite, so here I am.

Basically I'm a nub at it, just got on a few minutes ago, and I have 8 invitations. Any suggestions? Any people with Wave have tips on how to use it?

At 11/25/09 10:45 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Your excessive use of parentheses is irritating to the max.

He used twelve parentheses pairs.

What the hell.

I have the perfect method of psychological torture. It's the best method you'll ever hear, without a doubt. This method is just amazing. It takes the cake of any torture you've ever heard. It's just fantastic. It's wonderful.

Shopping list:

One ax.
One liter of battery acid.
Three eggs, raw.
Two strips of cloth.
Two matches
One toothpick, extra sharp.
One hundred milliliters of kerosene.
And finally, four allen wrenches.

First, you

At 11/23/09 03:47 PM, robin1232 wrote: 3. windows 3
4. windows 95

Talk about bad bugs. Looks like they had to skip 92 versions there.

At 11/22/09 03:25 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: I actually am liking those new sigs where people create their own Agnry Faic error message, I might change my sig to one of those.

Just try not to steal mine.

It's always fun to make it difficult for people who are just trying to make a living. At least they have a job.

At 11/16/09 10:13 PM, hateyou1 wrote: As you can tell, people think weed is good for you. Well, it's not! People only use those excuses so that the government can legalize it.

K, "excuses"

You see, if the health facts are true, then

If, then? You're assuming that the health facts are true in your next statement. That's an excuse.

it's still being abused from people smoking it and getting the addiction that will last their whole life without rehab.

No. Ask non-biased doctors, research on books & websites, etc.

So my point is,

What point? You didn't prove jack shit.

weed should stay illegal and I think that people should find better ways to party (Xbox LAN parties)

Disregarding all good/bad marijuana and everything, hallucinogenic drug =/= XBox LAN party. Also, "better" is subjective and an opinion.

Let's not be confused that weed is marijuana

Thanks for clearing that up. I thought you meant the weeds that grow around your flowers.

No, what you see on your report card (A, B, C) is what the colleges see.

At 11/15/09 12:06 AM, Cybersief wrote: Umm. I don't think it works that easy.

Of course it does. Money is the best gift because then the receiver can purchase what they truly want; what THEY PERCEIVE the greatest gift as. So I win.

I win.

It's copypasta. (unless these authors are the same people, which I doubt)

The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich; don't underestomato.

Relevant to your interests, kind of.

Two chatbots interacting: PARRY, the schizophrenic paranoid, and ELIZA/DOCTOR, the therapist.

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: I was at the beach today swimming around then some guy comes over to me and my mate Jordan and offers us a ride on a boat for free.We could'nt say no because we were borr'd, so we follow'd this guy to his boat, it was a small & crappy paddle boat with a hole on the side & water filled it half way. We jumped on then the guy pushed us out and rammed us into this long River that was really deep, we were dodging all these boats & we purposly hit this tree to see if it would fall, it did fall but he had to break the small roots & get some help from this guy & his wife, he knocked it down aorrnd made a harbout out of rocks & stuff.The harbour was so annoying because it kept falling but we got it in the end.My bud Jordan went off with the boat & was pretending to be an assasin off assasins creed(Its a Video game on Xbox 360),he Told me to hold this massive stick & try to javalin it to the boat so it would make a hole, i did'nt see much of a point but I was Borr'd.So Any way did any thing like that happen to you guy's?

Translation:

Today, I was swimming at the beach when some guy approached my friend Jordan and I. He offered us a boat ride, no charge. Considering how bored we were, it was an offer we couldn't refuse. When we followed him to his boat, we discovered it was a shit paddleboat with a hole in it and half-full with water. However, we jumped in. The guy paddled us down the river which was deep, meanwhile, we were dodging boats and purposely hitting trees to test their resilience.

After some breaking of roots with the help of the guy and his wife, the tree indeed fell in the end. We also tried to make a harbor out of rocks and other materials, which was difficult. In the end, however, we managed to make it. My friend Jordan decided to go off with the boat and pretend to be an assassin from Assassin's Creed (which is a video game that is on X-Box 360, among other consoles.) He told me to try and throw a massive stick into the boat with the intent of creating a hole. I saw no reason to do this, but I was bored.

Anyway, has anything like this ever happened to you guys?

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

Flying suitcase man goes surfing!

At 10/30/09 08:42 PM, auron789 wrote: i was thinking of getting a paiste black alpha slipknot edition rock china 18 inch

Could you be more specific, please?

WRITERS DONT CREATE THEY JUST MOVE AROUND LETTERS
ARTISTS DONT CREATE THEY JUST MIX COLORS

At 10/30/09 04:13 PM, Yhtomit wrote: But hold on, I thought we'd already fought them last month, you mean we're fighting them again already?

What are you talking about, comrade? We have always been at war with Eastasia. Last month, this month, next month.

At 10/30/09 04:09 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote:

We are war with Oceania. We always have been.

You're...you're just fucking retarded. What, are you trying to jump on the bandwagon by saying what everyone else is saying and spouting a random name from the book? Game over, douchebag, you picked the wrong name: Oceania is the country that the characters live in.

At 10/30/09 03:54 PM, Yhtomit wrote: with the fight against Eurasia going well

What are you talking about, comrade?

We're at war with Eastasia.

At 10/29/09 02:33 PM, ultima09 wrote:

At 10/28/09 05:31 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
Instant troll alarm activated.

Abandon this thread. It's obvious this guy is trolling.

Did you bother to read the news story? Jackass >.>

Did you bother to read my two - three other posts in this thread before making a stupid comment?

Braindead retard >.>

At 10/28/09 05:57 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I think

Personal.

He believes

Subjective.

Your story is as full of holes as Abel.

At 10/28/09 05:30 PM, slingshot14 wrote: To those of you saying that the company had a right to fire him because he was breaking company policy I say, bullshit. When it comes to asserting your position as a child of God, no company policies matter. God comes first.

Instant troll alarm activated.

Abandon this thread. It's obvious this guy is trolling.

It's very simple. It was against company policy. There is absolutely 0% to do with the constitution on this one. The company for which he worked forbid it, he signed contracts when he signed up. He broke those policies, was warned, and when he didn't take action he was fired. There is absolutely no case. Any sensible judge needs not more than to read the company policy before throwing this case out.

"Mental wounds still healing..."

Crazy Train -- Black Sabbath

1:45 in the video is the saddest, with his two sisters in the background. It's obvious his parents favor him the most, and give him attention while to the others they don't. I bet that guy is going to grow up being like Scarface for his sister(s).

At 10/26/09 11:56 PM, Valz wrote: A better angle I think.

This is probably kind of what your pumpkin looked like before you raped it.

(Don't mind the shit shop, I just used this as practice.)