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Topic: If your username was a weapon?

Posted: 08/22/08 07:08 AM

Forum: General

bretta


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Topic: Finding a song

Posted: 08/15/08 10:51 PM

Forum: Audio

I heard a song I enjoyed very much and thought it would fit well with this zombie game I am almost done with.
The song was on the movie Omen and went sort like, Dun Dun dun dun Dun dun Da na na then it went to slow and latin sounding.
If any one knows the name of this song be great or a link to a place I can download to that be even better.


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None

Topic: are you a serial killer

Posted: 08/07/08 05:02 PM

Forum: General

Over 90 percent of serial killers are male (Male)
They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range ( 164- smart fucker)
They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. (yep do shit poor in school and work for a lawn mowing company)
They tend to come from markedly unstable families. (Hell ya my family eats balls.)
As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. (Yea and my step moms a bitch)
Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. (Got to put a check on all of these)
They hate their fathers and mothers. (Yes)
They are commonly abused as children: psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member. (Use to alot and at school a ton)
Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric (Yep and stoped becasue it costs to much.) problems.
They have high rates of suicide attempts. (Sadly yes im emo)
From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic (I started liking some wired shit when i was 13)
More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12. (Use to get beatin for wetting th bed dont any more)
Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting. (Oh yes I love starting fires and think about it sometimes)
They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures. (Hunting slugs with a salt water squirt gun at night and a flash light and tormenting fuckers online viva CSS source or cod4.
Let's see how I stack up?

I dont know only one I could say no to is peeing the bed I guess im a serial killer.


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Topic: She Ordered 32 Snack Wraps.

Posted: 08/07/08 04:46 PM

Forum: General

I think people like this should be gutted waste of ever ones time and eat to much.


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Topic: I found a slug in my sink. :)

Posted: 08/07/08 04:40 PM

Forum: General

What the fuck dos newgrounds care about some slug no pics shit you just dragged the story on and on amuse me throw it in a microwave or make it go inside a salt container or make a salt circle around it and watch it feel it and melt itself.

This is the sort of thing you should have done.


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Muted

Topic: What is this song?

Posted: 08/06/08 08:11 PM

Forum: General

I saw this one thing its this anime girl spinning some stick and singing in russia think its start in a L any one know what this is thanks


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Topic: Xbox live is the greatest

Posted: 07/31/08 12:17 PM

Forum: General

At 7/31/08 12:13 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I demand frapsing and or recordings of any kind.

Will do I will get on about the same time and record what I hear and post it hope you enjoyed your hearing.

Xbox live is the greatest


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Happy

Topic: Xbox live is the greatest

Posted: 07/31/08 12:08 PM

Forum: General

Yesterday five a clock in the morning I hop on my xbox hoping to play some good old GTA as I press the join button and loading screen flickers in I am immediately greeted with loudest shit ever.
"Shut fuck up kid ya aint got no balls." -Says the black guy that is like 20 something sounds stoned as fuck.
"I GOT MORE BALLS THAN YOU DO!" - Says the 11 year old.
"Just shut the f up and play guys come on." - Says a 15 year old his voice cracking.

I then threw my head set off making sure I could still hear and turned the sound down replacing it on my head. I start running in the game and all of a sudden a very nice red sports car slams in front of me obvious he wanted to run my ass over, the driver is now leaning out the window and putting shells at me. I take aim and blow his brains out and take his car and drive off exactly after I kill him.
"IM GOING TO RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK JEWE NIG." Says the 11 year old kid.
I've played online games before on the PC for so many years and this is the first time I've ever seen this shit. Wish there was some way I could call his parents for a epic win and hear him get spanked in the background.


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Topic: Cant say Cristmas in school..a rant

Posted: 12/12/07 08:21 PM

Forum: General

Why bother jewish people I dont get we have the same first book who gives a fuck let us say chirstmas and only 1% of the world is jewish either stop bitching or will put you back in the oven


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Topic: England really does own.

Posted: 12/12/07 08:19 PM

Forum: General

At 12/9/07 03:06 PM, Stomer wrote:
At 12/9/07 03:05 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 12/9/07 02:53 PM, Stomer wrote:
Oh and we've practically invented every major scientific/technological discovery in the history of the earth...ever.
The Romans and Greeks created the basics of todays' indoor plumbing and hot/cold faucets.

That's the most major technological advancement in the history of the earth... Ever.
It was all lost in the dark ages...Who brought it all back in the renaissance? Yeah, that's right.

Ummm your wrong that was Italy retard btw japan takes big shit on all your counturies we might have been nuked but are technogly is better than yours bitch's


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Topic: Will this make you go vegetarian?

Posted: 11/22/07 07:45 PM

Forum: General

Well I mean i like beef I dont agree with the forms of death but im hungary they need to be shot.


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Topic: Killing self

Posted: 09/21/07 04:52 PM

Forum: General

I need to know for some fing home work project over teen sucide what to take to last 2 hours then die from oding but have no signs or some thing of that nature or like a genrator where you put in weight how much to take how long you need to be awake. Any links please T_T I tried drug people stuff for when you swallow things didnt seem to work.


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Topic: Finding a flash game

Posted: 09/03/07 11:49 AM

Forum: General

More hints)

I think its called like memmories of some thing or like that and the cover od the CD that its trying to sell all the music is from that CD has like a old 60s kid durning chirstmass or some thing.


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Topic: Finding a flash game

Posted: 09/03/07 10:41 AM

Forum: General

Bump


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Topic: Finding a flash game

Posted: 09/03/07 10:25 AM

Forum: General

Yea other hints I just remmbered.

At some point you enter a image of a women that a projecter dos onto the wall and you go in this house and theres all these buttens and things in certain rooms. I think it was called some thing sound or thoughts of a abrtarct mind or some thing like that not sure but it had awsome music calming not rock nor rap just soothing low techno like getting high techo if I had to put it in words.


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Crying

Topic: Finding a flash game

Posted: 09/03/07 10:19 AM

Forum: General

Im looking for this flash game forget name but its like a click and move game like exmortsce or escape the scary room. You start out in this white padded room like a asylum and you have to turn on the stereo thing and it starts playing music and pulling a key inside. You take the key and open the door but theres like a huge gap between the other door on the other side. You have to go left around it and put the key in the slot and a bridge thing comes down. Blah blah blah but the whole story is you are trying to remember who you are and its like a game for a certain band like they had just released a CD.
Please help thanks :)


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Topic: need good comeback lines!

Posted: 08/20/07 03:01 AM

Forum: General

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My girl friend likes me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.


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Topic: Men can breastfeed

Posted: 08/14/07 02:07 PM

Forum: General

At 8/14/07 02:05 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Men can breastfeed only when they suffer from gynecomastia, which is the development of breast tissue in a man. This usually happens and goes away during puberty, but for some unfortunate men it stays with them.

Not what the report on the site says . .. . T_T


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Shouting

Topic: Men can breastfeed

Posted: 08/14/07 02:04 PM

Forum: General

My girl friend was talking about it and she showed me this site scared the shit out of me T_T

Mother of Peral. . . .. . .

Discuss!


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Topic: The joy of public internet use.

Posted: 08/05/07 06:21 AM

Forum: General

I got hard looking at one of the hentai things on there but it quickly died looking to the peni hamered to a board :) thinks for makeing me feel like a wiredo T_T


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Topic: Bitter Sweet Revenge

Posted: 08/05/07 06:19 AM

Forum: General

(If any one want's to know more graphic part I left out be willing to share XD im drunk as hell holy shit)


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Beaten

Topic: Bitter Sweet Revenge

Posted: 08/05/07 03:53 AM

Forum: General

(Sorry its been a long fucking night sorry about spelling and odd grammer 4 aclock in the clockin morning.


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Elated

Topic: Bitter Sweet Revenge

Posted: 08/05/07 03:48 AM

Forum: General

Oh god I can not believe it happened to me you know those evil memories you have when you where a kid in 8th grade didn't play any sports and you where so low on the fucking food chain and a group of girls made fun of you and called you gay. Well get those sad memories out of your head and listen up I know you probley thought about looking up the year book and tracking them down and killing them. *Hides yahoo maps to there house* (Just kidding by the way) Well I went to this party at this hotel dance floor type of thing for some celebration on my colleges victory thing over some thing.

Well I went by my self and was just talking to girls and things and 3 filmier girls walk up to me sluty as hell looking they could suck golf balls though a water hose. The first blonde chick walks up to me grinning big and kind of rubbed up against me.
"Me and my friends where wondering if a man such as you could handle 3 girls at once." (Her names Sarah btw) She said with an evil eye I almost said yes till it hit me.
"You're fucking gay." Screamed in my ears from so long ago and looked at the other 3 girls and I was in 8th grade again. *Kill them all Nick* (Evil darkness voice in my head sorry)

I nod grinning as we board a elevator and go up to what looks like there hotel room and they lay on the bed as I stand in the door way. I sit down on the bed over and start watching TV they look at me wired.
"Oh can you do some thing that turns me on kind of numb over here." I said in a bored town sighing like they needed me than I needed them. (Not going to graphic detail what they did Lesbos type stuff)
I get up off my bed and open the mini fridge thing and pull out the cold water bottle and open it quickly and spew it over them.
"Remember nick from 8th grade well that's me bitch's fucking slut who's gay no you fucking Lesbos." I say like a mad man they look scared as shit and Sarah even starts to cry I laugh and leave the room adjusting my tuxedo and go back to the dance.
(The reason I didn't fuck'em because I hated there guts didn't have condoms and already got a girl friend)


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Topic: I Think I May Have Seen A Ufo

Posted: 07/31/07 06:08 AM

Forum: General

Dued you got to be shitting me I saw the same thing today driveing home I was like what the fuck . . . . and drove to my house real fucking quick and hid in the basement T_T Dont know what state you saw that shit in but its here in Kansas to. Invasion? I dont know but im geting a gun tommarow XD


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Topic: Emo's tell me I should become emo

Posted: 07/28/07 07:20 PM

Forum: General

I couldnt be metal im to voilent I like killing things and playing gears of war :) hide from people and keep silent.


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Topic: Emo's tell me I should become emo

Posted: 07/28/07 06:49 PM

Forum: General

Honestly I would never kill my self the way I want to die is running down 4th street with a mac 11 when all the fucking foot ball team is there that make fun of me all the time mow them down and take on swat XD go down like scar face.


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Topic: Emo's tell me I should become emo

Posted: 07/28/07 06:45 PM

Forum: General

At 7/28/07 06:43 PM, Me-Patch wrote: You and your emo freinds are a bunch of NERDS!

Shut the fuck up newb I pwn you at D and D nerph Herder star wars pwnz newb.

XD well better to be a nerd then a fuck up loser like you :)


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Shouting

Topic: Emo's tell me I should become emo

Posted: 07/28/07 06:40 PM

Forum: General

I was sitting in this lunch room type thing when these guys I know which are emo sat by me. I was like aahhh fuck me emos coming protect the food so when they cut them self's I don't get blood on it XD but they where asking about how my life was and ever thing and after I was dont they would like. Dued you should go emo man your life realy sucks bad. "Yea man Ive never heard of such shit dued god must really hate you I would totally kill my self if I was you."

So they leave a couple mins later and im sitting that like ok did a bunch of emo kids just say my life sucked balls. XD wtf.

if your gay correct me on my spelling gay grammar Nazi


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Topic: Fox 11 LA "investigates" 4chan

Posted: 07/27/07 12:38 PM

Forum: General

I got so many Lulz from watching this XD lol you know that kid had shitty pass words or spy ware on his computer. Think his girl friend was online lol never meet her in real life XD funny as shit. I love the demostic terrorst. Oh god its so funny I have a bunch of naked guys on my profile. . . . . . . . . .


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Topic: Youtube hacked

Posted: 07/26/07 09:28 PM

Forum: General

lol damn commies hacking Youtube T_T


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