Crank your oven up to like 300 and throw it in for 5 minutes or so. If it starts to char or turn black, take it out.

Personally I could go for some ribs

At 9/7/09 04:48 AM, JollySpace wrote: Seriously, can I have a good reason why people hate macs?

If you hate macs, please answer these questions...

1. Have you used a Mac

Yes

2. If you answered yes to the first question, when?

Several of my friends own Macs

3. Why do you hate macs?

Mainly I dislike the size of them. Whenever I hold or type or even touch one of their laptops, I feel like I'm going to break it.

That aside, I primarily dislike how said friends try to convert me to Macs like it's some kind of religion and they are doing their holy duty. The way their eyes glaze over and they start to foam at the mouth while telling me to get a Mac is more than a little disturbing.

At 9/7/09 09:21 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: When I cut my hair very short I just use soap to wash it. I mean, it's like washing any other part of your body right? Anyone using shampoo on their leg hairs? Eh, eh?

Occasionally yes, but then again I have darn hairy legs. =P

It could be that you weren't using a daily shampoo? There are some shampoos that you are supposed to use daily, and some will actually damage your hair and roots if used too often.

modified sniper ftw?

X is basically a swirling black hole of chaos and death that will make your paper explode. You just had to divide by 0 didn't you?

Is there a bonus or a penalty if you shit yourself trying to fart?

At 7/10/08 12:35 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:36 PM, agustana wrote: Would you care near as much if it were a human being force-fed detergent?

Or would you laugh?

I would laugh until I pissed myself from laughing so hard.

But that is beside the point. It is terrible that people abuse their power against things that cannot defend themselves. There is no honour in abusing a defenseless animal. One that is not even Mature! I wonder what Micheal Vick would think about this..?

Vick is probably happy that this guy is drawing people's attention and hoping that the whole dog fighting stuff gets forgotten.

Better-than-sex-cake?

Oh wait, that probably means better than sex for women cake...

That video was pretty damn funny. Watching people puke from challenges like that never grow old

It's just like Michael Vick all over again...

At 7/10/08 12:16 PM, FullyClothedMike wrote: Know what's wierd?
I was just looking at a Fight Club related news post a second ago.
Hmmm...

Even weirder is that I just made a fight club reference!

I smell a conspiracy o.O, or my dirty laundry, hard to tell

Build a house

I'm not so good at classifying myself like that, can I offer a sarcastic comment instead?

Congrats on realizing and pointing out the obvious

Star Mangled Banner is better, simple as that

Some guy bitching about people posting their problems has a superiority complex and is compensating for something with the size of his ego.

There we go, I admit my shameful problem =*(

At 7/8/08 06:35 PM, chaw wrote: I'd rather forfeit that for any other sense. gas leaks don't happen often, and without say, sense of depth we'd fall over and not be able to pick stuff up easily, sight, obvious, hearing, obvious. you know the drill.

Call me ignorant, but doesn't a depth perception kind of go hand in hand with sight?

At 7/8/08 02:13 PM, Thimbles wrote:
-Shot in the lung

-Drowning in a pool while being shot in the lungs

-Drowning in a pool of sharks while being shot in the lungs and forearms

What is it with you and getting shot in the lungs?

And other people love sunburn?

Use some aloe vera gel, the cooling sensation helps a lot

Your e-penis is obviously too small to impress or please any girls.

Get into a fight with a kodiak bear and manage to kill the beast as I die

Level 21! And working full steam ahead towards Police Captain.

At 6/25/08 02:54 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: 7 Armed Iraqis 1 Defenceless American Soldier.

It would be a stalemate. Have you seen some of those guys trying to shoot? They have no concept of aim.

So if sex doesn't get you sexually aroused, what the hell does? It's basic biology we're talking about here.

If I call my cat Jesus, does that officially make him Jesus too?

With or without a white picket fence and a split level effect?

At 6/23/08 05:48 PM, Entranceolot wrote: People should think of a genre to seperate the good punk (Rise Against, NOFX, Pennywise) from the hardcore wannabe punks. ( Greenday, MCR, Good Charlotte)

I though MCR was being called emo-shit these days. Who the hell keeps changing bands genres like that?

Staying under some taller trees can be a good idea just for something to be there and lean on, or piss on etc.

And of course, don't believe your friends if you wake up in the morning with a sore ass and they say you fell down some steps.

Eh, falling asleep I need quiet, but once I'm out, a rock concert in my back yard couldn't wake me up.

At 6/24/08 12:01 PM, paintballr wrote: 3) fred

God that just scared me. Did they castrate that kid?