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At 3/24/14 08:23 PM, Earthmover wrote: What exactly is the idea of capitalising every word?

It was, Elementary mah Dear Watson.

Sowee if i Insulted u in sum Way...
Besides, i Quited Blob's Journey & I Focus on Gaming frum now On...

R U DA FBI!?

This Story is About a Cute Blob's Jouney

Use your Head to Imagine the Story for Maximum Enjoyment... you Prick
Here it Goes....

Hey my Name is Blob. I'm a Cute Little Blob.
My Life Started in a Liwwle Big Jar I was Sleeping in Water & I Noticed a Shiny Thing in the Gwass. It was My Cweator. I Guess My Cweator Looked at Me Because i'm Cute. But when i saw The Walls of my Cweator. It was Shwelves filled with Jelly. My Cweator Put me in a Big Desk & I Started my First Baby Steps. It was Pwetty Hard. But I Did It Anyways. Then I Knew My Cweator was A Girl so i was Rewived. Then she Put me in another Big Liwwle Jar. But with no water. I Climbed in & it was Pwetty Comfortabwle. Then She pwessed some Buttons. & The Walls got Smawller. I Saw Another Blob & It was Squished into a Pulp & the Blobby Thing Was Then Put into a Jar with The Rest of the Other Jars in the Shwelves. Then the Walls Got Smawller. The Next thing i Knew was I Escaped from a Tiny Liwwle Crack in the Jar.

I Ran with all my Blobby Might & She Ran Aftwer Me. The Floor was Vibwating while i Ran. She was Holding a Juicer so I Know the Second i Touched the Thing it is Going to Turn Liwwle ol' Me into Jelly Goop. She was Going to Juice Me. But i Ran Into a Lawge Wall. & I Turned into Liqwid. She then Put Me in a Jar. & Putted Me in the Shwelves. I Noticed i was still Awive & so are the Other Blobs Too. We Figured Out that we Could Turn Back into a Blob. So then we Talked. Then there was a Gwumpy Blob which was the End of the Shwelf. I Was Pwetty Near Him so I Decided we Became Fwends.

"Hi" I said Cheewfully to the Gwumpy Blob. "He Said in his Gwumpy & Raspy Voice "What do you Want?" I Noticed he Doesen't want to Be Distuwrbed but I was Pwetty Despewate so i Said "I Want to Become Fwends with You!" "Really?" The Gwumpy Blob Said. "I Never thought A Blob so Young can Be Chumps with a Man so Old. But Since You & Me Are Buds i'm Gonna Tell you the Secret to Escaping". "SECWET TO ESCAPW-" I was Shutted Up by the Gwumpy Bob. "Shhh!!! I Only want you to Know It. But I Need Another Blob to Do It. So Your the Blob to Be My Escape Buddy. " ESCA-" I was Shutted Up once more by the Gwumpy Blob. So the Pwan was This:

"First I'll Bump into the Right Side of the Jar & So Will You We Will do it So Strong that the Other Jars will Tilt until the Last One Bumps into the Old Plank So Hard that the Last Blob who will be Tilted will Crack his Own Jar. While Ours & the Other Blobs' Jars will be Broken & Then Most of the Blobs will Just Scream their Little Blobby Heads off while We Hide Under the Creator's Desk. But there are Some Trays & Trash In the Floor so we Can Sneak all the Way to that Air Vent in the Floor & We are Home Free but the Key is. DO NOT SCREAM. Get that Kid?" I Nodded my Liwwle Blobby Head. & Decided to Do it at 8:00 P:M Because The Cweator is Going to a Date with a Fiwance. So At Least we will Be Safe but from the Gwaurd Cat. So We Have to Snip Some Cowners from Our Plan. & Then We Agweed.

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