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That shit ain't right.

Please do!

All I could ever do with that program is the bass line to a techno song.

At 4/6/04 09:21 PM, BWS wrote:

At 4/6/04 09:10 PM, shazzam wrote: We are the coolest kids in town.

Towns are fucking gay man. I wanna be the coolest person in, like, Africa or something because Africa is pretty fucking big when you think about it. And like, I could kick some of the animals and be like "run around you fucking queer" and stuff like that. Plus, I could probably buy myself some slaves. And there would be really big beetles to squash.

Africa's nice, but I don't want to be no fucking missionary.

I've heard they all ended up raped by Africans.

Yeah, but you don't want a bunch of idiots making a couple of sticks run around and shoot each other and then put that in the front page.

Let the new artists earn respect like everyone else did.

Hey guys, I'm new to NG, can you guys tell me what exactly the Mafia does and how can my services be useful to the Godfather?

At 1/31/04 10:21 PM, iLLiCit_JmBd wrote:

At 1/31/04 09:36 PM, shazzam wrote: Now NG is filled with "look at me I'm retarded* topics.

Shows what you know for someone who hasn't been here 2 monthes.

This is my alt account shhhhh

Did you delete it from the registry?

At 1/31/04 09:36 PM, Normthegreat wrote: Holly s___! someone actually.... oh my
What has this world come to.

What? Are you saying they are stupid for helping someone?

*sigh*

Now NG is filled with "look at me I'm retarded* topics.

Sig pics are soooooo out.

Is it true that there is a law in Denmark that says that every citizen must have a dog and have sexual relations with it?

At 1/31/04 07:55 PM, luke_the_ard wrote: what an idiot, did u really think sum1 would send u money? hahahaha.

I already received 20 dollars, jackass.

You keep on working hard while I sit here and watch money flow.

At 1/31/04 08:53 PM, LogikalRabbit wrote: Haha, so true. Where's your other account? I remember you being a level 11 I think.
The General Forum sucks a lot. I can rarely find an interesting topic that isn't full of ass holes.

My other account is LittleLordFauntLeRoy. I made this one, to save my original username.

At 1/31/04 04:56 PM, BWS wrote:

At 1/31/04 04:53 PM, BWS wrote: Most people would be told to fuck themselfs anyway. We should recruit a few people.

BEST IDEA!!!!!!
Lets have tryouts!
(this will be a riot)

Tryouts? You wanna make a topic to recruit fools, I mean people?

At 1/31/04 04:06 PM, BWS wrote: We have to let a few more people join if we want it to stay on the first and second page.

No one asked to join lately :(

At 1/31/04 03:37 PM, Iconoclastical wrote: Woo hoo! War_Machine made me a cool pic. I like it alot what do you guys thikn? and i noticed that everyone who posts here is a high level. i can't wait till i get to a higher level cuz this one sux

Levels don't mean anything. You can have thounsands of experience points and still be a retard.

Don't believe me? Check the General Forum.

Thank you for your support, assholes.

At 1/30/04 10:37 PM, Rector wrote: PS: Join the Armed Forces.

You don't understand. I want to be a slacker and still make money.

I'm finishing highschool soon, and I really don't want to go to college or get a job.

I want you guys, since you are all so friendly, to e-mail me saying you will send me a dollar (or more if you want), and I will give you my address so you can send the money.

Thank you, and start sending those dollars.

How big is it?

At 1/26/04 11:29 PM, Mindgamer wrote: shazzam, your not that much of a n00b.\\

GREAT JOB!! you scared the retards away.

I hope you are happy.

At 1/26/04 11:15 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: "you're pwning youself". what the hell is that? you're not even allowed to say that word you're so new. shoo.

It means that you are trying to pwn someone, but what you are really doing is gettin pwned by and yourself.

At 1/26/04 11:12 PM, hoodboy1 wrote:

At 1/26/04 11:02 PM, shazzam wrote:

Some text that makes shazzam look like more and more of a retard

Just fucking stop it dude. You are not going to win an arguement on our terms. You are proving to be more of a n00b every time you post.

Are you sure about that?

At 1/26/04 11:00 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote:

At 1/26/04 10:57 PM, shazzam wrote:

Anything non-retarded to say?

yeah, anything that anyone says, other than you.

NOOBIEST. COMEBACK. EVER.

At 1/26/04 10:39 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: stfu, buzz the fuck off, go eat a bucket of moldy, 10 day old diarrhea thats been sitting in the hot blazing sun, go eat the ugliest girl at your school out, and call her grandma.

Anything non-retarded to say?

At 1/26/04 10:30 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote:

At 1/26/04 10:19 PM, shazzam wrote:

You are such a n00b is not even funny.

You fail at mockery.

hahahaaa!! you made me laugh, seriously, you did! i sat there, read your post, and just laughed.

If pwning yourself is funny, then I have nothing more to say.

At 1/26/04 10:20 PM, Mojimbo wrote: I just noticed the person who made this is named "shazzam" this thread is stupid now. I mean like come on its "shazzam" he should know this.

Should know what? What are you talking about?

At 1/26/04 10:14 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: thats my alt. account "fool"

No shit.

i did that expecting the n00b who made this topic to say that, but i guess another had to come along and prove that he too was a n00b.

You are such a n00b is not even funny.

You fail at mockery.

At 1/26/04 10:02 PM, zerosk8er4566 wrote: What you have to do is stay out of the forum or don't insult anyone in the slightest intil you are at least LV 9 no one can flame you if your level ten. Im almost level 10. Ill be there in 4 days.

You are getting a wrong perspective of life there, pal.

People don't get flamed because they have a certain amount of experience points, people get flamed for being retarded.

And before anyone says that is why I got flamed, let me tell you that I flamed that guy, so he wouldn't post retarted stuff again. And I was flamed because I am inferior in a ladder that doesn't really mean anything.

At 1/26/04 09:45 PM, xXxkretenxXx wrote: And stop posting stupid threads in which you're bitching about your place in the dust.

That's stupid, treating me different just because I joined this site a couple of days ago. You are the n00b.

At 1/26/04 09:46 PM, Juster wrote: Heh.. I am the one you are talking about because i called you a n00b? and you're telling a level 9 what to do? Yes but i may not be the one who you're talking about. Tell me if i am i will be happy to know!(not)
And why are you an ass-ramming weiner?

I can tell anybody what to do, because I fucking feel like it. Levels don't mean anything. If the guy was saying retarded stuff, It was my duty to let him know, so he won't do it again.