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I'm running low on ideas for spam flash. I need some ideas.

Rules:
I want the most insulting, disgusting ideas you have. If you can't do this don't waste my fucking time.

So I finally played Brawl today. The story goes like this.

I went over to my friend's house at about 9:04 a.m. to hang out. When I arrived, he looked terrible. I asked if he was ok and he said he just been up all night playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. I asked if he had two controls so that I could play. He did not. I had to run the mile back to my house to fetch a controller and then the mile back. When I finally reached the house, he was asleep on the floor. So I did what any sensible person would do and I pulled him out into the hallway. I was all alone with his Nintendo Revolution (Yes! I call it the Nintendo Revolution because that is it's REAL FUCKING NAME.) I powered it up and the lights came on. I didn't want to do one player, so instead I jumped right into VS mode.

This is when the tragedy occurred.

I got to the character select screen and noticed my friend had already beat the game and had all the characters. I thought this was cool because now I could play Roy on Brawl. I searched for Marth because I knew Roy would be near him. I quickly located Marth and looked around him. There was no Roy. Instead there was this faggot character with bright eyes and what I can only assume was a snagletooth mouth.

I was dumbfounded.

I mean, really? Take out Roy? Who is inarguably the best character for close range combat? I couldn't comprehend it. My friend woke up from his hallway nap about this time, walked in, and said "What are you doing?" I paused for awhile and, while staring at the screen, said "Just being disappointed..." "Why are you disappointed?" he asked. I didn't say anything, however, he glanced at the screen to see my cursor over Ike. He knew immediately that I was not pleased at this. "Dude, Tom, they took out Roy because he was way over-powered. It was like one hit an-" "THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN THAT CAN REPLACE HIM WITH SOME BULLSHIT BRIGHT-EYED FAGGOT!" I interrupted. "Tom I can see why you're mad, but don't take it out on me." I apologized to my friend and he accepted my apology. He asked if I wanted to play Brawl anyways. I told him no.

And we just played CoD 4 after that. A real man's fucking game.

R.I.P Roy
December 3, 2001 - January 31, 2008,

POKEMAN!!!!

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Country: born and raised in the former USSR, moscow.

NG account: Lisard
Age: 15
Character Name: Lisard
Character age: 5
Area: In the city under some bushes in the park
Weapons: None, Lisards (Lizards if you must be so fucking gay, do not use weapons)
Appearance: 5ft8 with spike. typical looking martial artist.
Breif Bio: Only been alive for five years, stand 4' 7' (Large for a Lisard) He is the only one of his kind because I said so, Lisard is just pretty much a lizard with humaniod abilities. Lisard has no weapons, however, uses powers like camoflauge and climbing on walls to get the job done.

~~~VERY IMPORTANT NOTE~~~ Lisard is a humaniod, but also contains animal abilities humans have long forgot important, i.e. he can listen, see, move, faster and better than humans. What he doesn't have is buff, he makes up for in brain. oh wait.

nub

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27 please!

At 6/4/07 11:58 AM, Azurith wrote: They can't help the way they were born.

I find them quite amusing sometimes.

Besides, whistle points?

Yeah, um, no one gets whistle points from KK movies. They all make it throught the portal without any hardship. You cannot beat them down. Uzi Union tried that and they were raped and molested by KK's spinoff group United Uzis.

Their just raging assholes, but hey, atleast they make flash.

btw numbers i love all your flashes.

im not done yet!! i was trying to make it perfect! just give me til today at noon and it'll be finished.

not finished.

tell me what you think

tell me what I can improve and i'll totally ignore it.

http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=epic srptiemoviescene1kz2.swf

fuck ur couch nig if there is any room left ill join but if not boot one of those lame asses out cuz my b/a is over 3.00 which is pretty damn good, HOLLA!!!!!

Does that link to N00bDay somehow?

Ah, yes. Oct. 24th. I don't quiet remember it well, but I do remember it. It's just like clock day, except for N00bNation and any other leechers who may / may have not been ban from N00bNation.

N00bNation profile.

We expect many movies from you people too.

However, I sorrow you who do not have flash, please go HERE to download flash and click on "The Forums"

You need to sign up at www.macromedia.com before you can download the flash trial.

We hope to see many pieces with EFFORT put into them. If you would like to join N00bNation.
You can visit HERE

I am NOT making this up. This is a real thing. This will be N00bNation's first birthday, and hopefully not it's last.

REMEMBER: It is October 24th, 2006. Subbmittions may be submitted at any time.

Also, there WILL be a collab from us. It will mark the first birthday in N00bNation History!

Hope to see lots of flash! Live long, die never!

Dear WadeFulp:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/335927

Godlike

That's cool and all but you forgot about MY portal submittion under authors/

At 8/15/06 01:29 AM, Starberry wrote: interesting how two clock day movies were submitted BEFORE MIDNIGHT EST???

Magic

Underdogs aren't always bad, unless fat_badger made them.

No underdog, for the second fucking week in a row.

At 8/8/06 10:28 AM, -HotActionYiffFur- wrote: What?

Oh, my bad, clearly the one with text bigger than the regular text, and not being in the correct place is obviously the better choice to belive :D <3.

Internet is how i escape from reality, I don't need anything but the internet. It tells you what is going on in the world, plus it let's you talk to other people who you'll never meet! The internet today is a growing purpose to help everyone connect with... well, everyone!

Cingular, raising the bar.

I wen to the portl this morning and there is no under dog? What do you think happened? I think Apple just removed his flash.

At 8/6/06 11:45 PM, -Nuggs- wrote: did you like my review???

Yes it was lovely. x3

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/329778

Enjoy =]

Sunshine does not suck, its a Mass Voting group. of course their flash is going to suck

Follow the script:

"Uh... I'm lost..."

Wait 10 secs

"(Sing) Walkiiiiiiiiiing! I'm Walkiiiiiiiiiiiing! Beeeecause I'm LooooooooooossssssT (Strong on the T please)"

Wait 10 secs

"I'm LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSST! (srong T) On this isand! With a bunch of other secondary characteeeeeeeeeerssssss!"

"(Sing) I'm Siiiiiiiiiinging on a beeeeeeeeach! I'm Siiiiiiiiiinging on a beeeeeeeeach! and I'mmmmmm really bored!"

stupid mass voters... they made a website! >:(

I hate it when people do this.

No this isn't about mass voters...

If you want to mass vote to pass the portal, and be pathetic, join here.

Worst Pick-up line:

Walk up to a girl smash your face in her breasts, when she recoils, thats when you take the empty beer bottle sitting on the counter and smash her over the head with it.

The Point: Hey, atleast you got a chick to fuck now.