There are ways to make mouse games innovative.

The problem is, nobody has discovered them yet.

What is this "Newgrounds", you ask?

Well, we're either here to help you or strip you of all of your clothes and jam burning matches into your nipples.
Take a wild guess.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! WHO TOUCHED MAH GUN?!!!!!

...and how the fuck do you hold this thing?

Can anyone say OMNISLASH?

...no. Great job, though! I love it!

WEAPON.

Wait a minute... I've never played Final Fantasy 7...

What the fuck am I talking about?

At 4/5/09 08:08 PM, KevnSevn wrote: That is why there should be an age limit on computers.

Beat me to it. But I salute you for said observation.

I mean, FFS...

I might have liked them if they hadn't been corrosed by Disney's touch. But no.
They're making a Disney show about them, too. There's really no going back.

Damn you to Hell, Walt.

At 4/5/09 08:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Just cross your fingers and hope for a threesome.

Best-case scenario.
That's all that needs to be said.

Obviously the Purple aura. But you have to undergo cybernetic surgery in order to attain it.

And?

I really don't care if guys like to slap their dicks around with other guys. I'm not some overly Christian freak who applies everything to God and his "will" in humanely defined things in the Bible.

Not that I'm atheistic, but sometimes I wonder if you can be a little TOO religious.

I really don't believe you.

...but I welcome a quick death. Shed me from this mortal coil.

NOT EMO

...Well, we're boned.

Unless North Korea was being HONEST! For sooth, people. Asians can tell the truth, too.

I would change the subject.

...can I stay alive now?

Hm.

Here's my five-second response:
Go in, get on the live broadcasting network for the televisions (considering said school has such a thing - mine does) and set them up to rickroll everyone when they come back.

...and set up a deathtrap for a certain asshole who thinks he can just totally waltz in and do whatever he wants with my friends. FUCKER

At 4/4/09 09:34 PM, Kehoe86 wrote: Which classic Nickelodeon show is better Doug or Hey Arnold? I personally prefer Hey Arnold. Your thoughts?

I remember them both, actually. However, I do not remember them well enough to pick one over the other. The only thing I remember about Arnold is "HEY FOOTBALL HEAD!," etc.

A quarter? Pff.

Some people don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in CHANGE.
Paper money is the only way to go.

Hopefully Tom won't reveal his real profession to his son for a LONG time. Lying is better than exposure to this place at a young age.

"He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he, this forum has boobs... He-he-he-he-he, this place is cool..."

At 3/31/09 08:03 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: You Americans never cease to amaze me.

We never cease to amaze ourselves. Believe me, we're not all complete morons.

But most of us are.

Obviously.

At 3/29/09 05:11 PM, The-Condor wrote: pew pew

WHO TOUCHED MAH GUN?

...Fred.

That's all you really need to know.

I HATE THAT FUCKING GAME!
I spent countless hours getting a cleric up to Priest to realise that I completely fucked up, and it would take me almost two hundred dollars to fix him! FWAAAAAAAAAAH

...but it was fun, I guess.

At 3/23/09 10:27 PM, Cyprus wrote: this was the first one i did....

Why is he eating the DC Monument you ask? Simple...

I think this one wins my favorite.

At 3/14/09 03:37 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: legend of zelda majoras mask

...wh... what?
I really have no response to that...

You're a fucking liar. Go back to whence you came, you sick spawn of Hades.

I propose lack of creativity!

All of the above.

I have a nasty sweet tooth...

I sleep with a pillow under my gun.

...no, wait, that's a Chuck Norris joke. Disregard that.
But I do have various swords hanging on my walls...

"PAYDAY! LET'S ROLL!!"

...olo Oblivion...