July 20, 2009
Good Evening, people of the world. Tonight we have a special report of the invasion of America, Day five.
But first, The other stuff we like to call 'filler.'
The people of Azerbaijan are crying out for their own, independent state. We wish them all the luck.
Next, Italy has signed a peace treaty with Hungary, with a unanimous vote of 9-0, effectively halting hostilities.
South Australia has been liberated by Resistance forces and the occupying Indonesians have been pushed back.
France has attacked Quebec, Canada.
A French resistance has started in American-occupied Manitoba.
Washington state was re-taken by Canada and given back to America in the war against P.E.A.C.E. forces.
Alaska was also liberated by Canadian forces. America is now all back together, but Utah and Oregon have been attacked by Russian forces.
Finally, we have an address by Mustache Dictator, a Canadian General.
"Six hundred and seven days ago our Admins brought forth on this world, a new social strategy game, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great world war, testing whether our nations, or any nations so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great wood region of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that wood, as a final resting place for those who here gave their gold that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who lost wellness here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract- to the wall. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the tanks, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Eearth.
God Bless Ecanada, God Bless Eusa, and God Bless all of our hard fighting allies,
Keep fighting!
MD