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I don't know I'm still in that awkward transition period inbetween the two.

No, I don't. I'm not interested in such meaningless amounts, not even if it adds up over time - I'll gladly chuck the coins in any old charity box I come along, not because I actually care but just to empty my pockets.

If they were beating the shit out of a 8 year-old, then yeah, I would have done the same in your shoes. Except it seems that your "black belt" didn't do shit.

damn fucking useless non-contact martial arts

If more 14 year-olds acted like you did, then I probably wouldn't resent the "I-generation" so much.

At 12/9/11 09:08 PM, SouthAsian wrote: they should have a remake.

They should not. We should let movies fade with memory, else this remake business is going to become a tradition.

It was a great film. The kind of action film no-one in their right mind dislikes.

Think better story and whatnot, but the puzzles occasionally fall flat - some involve scouring the environment for the exit. More a narrative-driven game then an exercise in puzzle games.

budget cuts this year

I was warned off it by a friend whose taste in videogames I trust.

The Green Mile

im 12 and what is this

What's with all the bullshit opinion topics as of late.

Nope, it's just the people who get their jollies from abstract representations of romanticised children are a bit more expressive then everywhere else.

Well shit brah I'll try moving sometime later.

Don't worry, kiddo, he's just gently mulling it over while fiddling with his STRAWBERRY COCK ACTION DILDO.

When I want current events, the news in its purest and objective form, then I visit the Wikipedia Current Events Portal.

But when I want opinions, and I do quite a bit, then I'll seek alternative sources, opinion columnists, that sort of thing.

I figure that most people bitch about biased news because other people take such news seriously, instead of with a pinch of salt. Seeing people react to subjective viewpoints on current events can be fucking frustrating, so I sympathize.

Pretty sure most countries are either known by a few key stereotypes, or not at all.

Thank fuck this was just the OP being a general dickwad, I actually thought I'd stepped onto /b/ again. "AGNOSTIC MASTERRACE REPORTING IN"-fuck you.

Whenever someone gets pissy over something as sincerely subjective as religion, a kitten dies inside.

They don't see bagged milk here. Doubt it'd be standardized to fit in a refrigerator door anyhow.

At 12/9/11 09:37 AM, Natick wrote:

At 12/9/11 09:34 AM, Lintire wrote: Same thing happened with Oblivion. It'll dry up in a week or two.

Oblivion had a meme?

Halt! Criminal SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

And plenty others.

Same thing happened with Oblivion. It'll dry up in a week or two.

It's not really hypothetical with me. My father left after a series of domestic violence charges, then showed up demanding child custody by dragging my mother and me through court for about a year and a half until we were thoroughly in debt, to the point where his lawyers stopped representing him after a trial child custody-thing where I came back covered in 3rd degree burns.

I'm not even making that shit up, I've seen the court minutes and statements. Learned a bit of legal lingo.

So yeah, if he showed up... I'd probably buy him a drink, ask him why the hell he did it. Two sides to every story, and he missed the whole parenting phase that I went through so its not like I'll be expecting anything from him.

blow raspberries and say that you're practicing self-taught sound effects

Schindler's List

In this action side-scroller, kill nazis and have an action packed adventure as you piece together SCHINDLER'S LIST, the ultimate weapon to destroy the Third Reich, and the ultimate shield to defend your allies! Fight Radical Bosses such as the Nazi Camp OVERSEER, and HITLER!

Blade Runner

Reenact the infamous Retiring Test in this heart-felt drama-puzzle game. Interrogate people and make your choices carefully - the wrong choice could result in the death of a loved one in this BEJEWELED-esque game with live action cinematics!

Die Hard

Write Christmas Carols and sing them in this ROCK BAND game extension! Includes famed lead singer BRUCE WILLIS and custom stage BURNING HOTEL PLAZA!

Oh fuck yeah, I'm all in favour of this.

That shirt design is bloody awful. The idea behind it, well...

I THINK ZELDA IS A P. COOL GUY. EH THROWS BOMBS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

Unless you're ass deep in alien dildo, then just assume that they're regular ol' UFOs - man-made flying objects, something nature shat out, whatever.

Get in the mood.

Writing a good essay is like making love to a mediocre partner - you might not want to do it, but with the right music and all your distractions removed it'll be over before you know it - and you might find that you enjoyed the experience, to boot.

Your environment is everything. Especially when you have absolutely no work ethic. I sympathize, honey, I've never wanted to do a damn thing in my entire life.

Dignified way to go.

I do not have a single pornographic image saved to my computer.

At 12/9/11 07:45 AM, jimbowales wrote: for thoose of you that consider him a geek, he is not, face the facts.

I choose to dispute them.

1. he has awsome, flowing, mopish hair.

That is so incredibly not a reason to even remotely admire him.

2. he helped created Xbox.

And the fanbase attached to it.

3. you can't say, "HE'S A NERD CAUSE HE GOTS DA BIG GLASSES", because steven job' glasses are just about bigger.

Steve Jobs is dead.

4.dude, this guy donates about two billion dollars a year to charity.

OMG SO KEWL. And he gives a hell of a lot more then that.

5.his suits make sonatro look like a hobo.

That is true, I will admit. A classy suit is always smooth.

6.his comercials are just as cool and brilliant as him.

His commercials make me want to punch myself in the mouth for being associated to the kind of people who apparently think that crap is cool.

7.he has that forbiding stare and he makes cool speaches.

I've yet to see him make a single speech, and a soul-crushing stare has never been synonymous.

you can't could come up with one good reason he sucks.

His business dealings and history with open source software are both resentful and shady at best.

I don't work.

The majority of us eat on a regular basis. It definitely works.