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oh god no-one's actually taking this garbage seriously, are they?

i'll stay tuned on aggregator sites for the trailers.

At 12/10/11 02:04 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: The only conspiracy you should be worried about is trying to figure out how I know.

And I know all.

._.

At 12/10/11 04:48 PM, Knocturne wrote: Because to me, it makes me realize:
A. People who don't know a lot about drawing get easily impressed
B. This applies to my 'backroom theory' and they think there's some magical way I could just start making millions with this doodle of a zombie skateboarding on a bracheosaurus.

Dude it's like, a fucking opportunity. Every time some flat-faced dickwad gawks in at you sketching it doesn't take much to turn around and fire off a quick "Got $10? 'cause I'll sketch whatever you want, here and now".

If you get lucky, you'll manage to amass a queue before too long, and nothing boosts self-esteem further then people paying for your normal sketches <3

At 12/10/11 04:17 PM, lovingthedark wrote: Well I guess that means...

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

in other news: i totally just managed to fight my way out of an art rut which is super fucking sweet. was getting worried there for a while.

At 12/10/11 04:02 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It makes eating much enjoyable that way.

It's not so much the taste so much as that i simply don't enjoy greasing up my fingers with food. Not their problem, just my stickiness.

At 12/10/11 03:39 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I stopped going to KFC after I saw the Meat Video (NSFW). Hell, I would almost turn vegetarian after that.

that seriously the best the animal activists can come up with these days? makes me hunger for succulent flesh...

but kfc is way too greasy.

At 12/10/11 03:35 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: It shouldn't be that hard for someone who majored in a field of science

wat

shouldn't be hard for a high-schooler

think it's a noble way to kill time

You got a neat, nice and adjusted CV and all, right? And interview is only half the application.

I'm getting my PS3 with the games I bought for it.

Eh.

suck my dick

nice pickup line

str - 10
int - 11
agi - 3
cha - 6

Price range? Preferred Manufacturers? Do you have an OS laying about, or do you need one included? Give us some variables, man.

Laptops suck ass, and they're where I normally say to just get a pre-assembled item.

Thoroughly analyze your feelings, analyze the source, and address accordingly.

Or you could just drink yourself silly and wake up in the morning feeling better about the ordeal. Either way works.

I thought there was this hellish treaty thing preventing any asshole from legalizing it.

I resent your use of videogames as "alternative mind-stimulating products".

As a regular user of the bastards myself, I can safely say that anyone who finds fucking videogames stimulating is a simpleton at best.

Oh yeah, I've never done weed or seen a single shred of hemp (not a single dealer, go figures) and I safely glazed over most of the replies in this topic.

Fuck that, I just hit drinking age here.

I'd still tap that.

Bulldog clips.

Send that message. Send that message HARD.

Buster for being Oscar-grade acting material and racking up an impressive database of knowledge to boot.

It's 12:36am and I am spread eagled on the lounge room floor wondering what I am doing awake.

Fuck knows how you became involved with him to begin with. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you're at least somewhat telling the truth.

If you've tried talking, then rough him up, nothing else is going to get through a drug addled brain like that. If you don't know how to fight, learn, and emotionally and physically distance yourself from him. Give him hints, such as repeatedly telling him to go fuck a hamster. Remember to blatantly tell him that you're not his friend, and don't want anything to do with him. If he pulls out a weapon, don't risk it, just fucking run.

Might take a while, and it will take guts, but prying off a leech isn't going to happen via diplomacy.

I tried it but I'm on an iPad so not much came of it.

I masturbate a lot, so you say that I sure as fuck appreciate my "little thang".

You don't need a wireless modem to set up a wireless connection, and it really is a bad idea to mooch off your neighbour's internet. In fact, it's illegal, so I refuse to even discuss it on this esteemed and highly regarded rule-abiding forum.

i can feel their hot breath on my metaphorical neck...

Varies wildly.

On occasions like this where I can't go anywhere, or do anything, my time on the computer is broken up only by time exercising or sleeping. So take out 2 and 8 and I'm spending 14 hours a day surfing the internet doing inane activities (as of right now I'm learning japanese, and posting in various chat rooms for the most part).

Other times I'll go months without even thinking of a computer.

Fucking weird.

Birth Control or not, find me a girl who wouldn't want to fuck Brad Pitt, and I'll show you a girl who didn't have a chance to begin with.

Skyrim is an instant classic that, unfortunetly, has a few memes attached to it.

People tend to try and give as they get, or just get inspired. Either way, with an influx of animators playing Skyrim, it was bound to end up with at least a fraction of the flashes Minecraft has produced.

Because there were 3000 posts made yesterday by 620 different users.

bump for great justice