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At 12/17/11 05:03 AM, CoCo wrote: it's like you want someone to hold you by the hand and tell you everything is okay or something

Basically this. If there is a God, and I don't know I've never met any deity let alone an omnipotent one, why the hell does he have to give a shit about you or that bitch with the crippled legs?

I'm universally regarded as a jerk who does what he wants, when he wants.

I happen to agree with that. I've hurt more then a few people through being incredibly selfish and generally not giving a crap about other people.

I've come to the conclusion that people are fabulous and deep beings, each one unique, differing wildly and having their own set of social enforcement and personal decisions, with histories and emotions and varying reactions.

Beautiful creations.

And I don't give a shit about a single one of 'em.

Makes me a polarizing person, and I didn't coin that myself. People tend to either be disgusted with my attitude or tend to be extremely okay with it. Which makes everything more interesting.

At 12/17/11 02:38 AM, PixelCake wrote: I think for Mandy, her dress will have a different print every time she transforms into her magic forme. That should be interesting! The earrings might even change.

This is turning out to be the most fan-fictioney fan-fiction comic I've ever seen being (slowly) processed. Looking good, though.

At 12/14/11 05:14 AM, Larkatosa wrote: Oi, oi! I think you need to put the kneecaps a bit higher up! D:
Nice snarl face there and scar. And I like the feet. I don't know why, I love well drawn gentle looking feet but I find feet in real life highly disgusting.

I don't think I could draw natural feet if I tried :P
As for the kneecaps, you're completely right and that was a minor fuckup. Still way out of practice.

You planning on cleaning up some of the sketches and color them?

Not in the slightest. Soon as I get my tablet, I have so many other commitments to fulfil that these little things are going to completely slip my mind.

Here's another sketch to waste your time.

Let's try and top that tomorrow!

This thread is similar to Facebook in that it encourages you to like stuff.

Try some indie games, if the "games don't do it anymore for you" applies to AAA titles. You'd be surprised.

Otherwise get a hobby. Do something productive. Exercise. All that jazz.

How well-trained is your dog?

I mean, if your grandfather is "abusing" (and he's really not, but he could have handled it much better) your dog simply because "he doesn't like going for walks", then I guess he's a bit of a prat.

But if there's more reason, then perhaps he has a point and you should be taking on the responsibility instead if you care about the dog that much.

At 12/16/11 07:41 PM, MrMeD wrote: Anyway, apparently the bill has been postponed as of now.
Reddit link with all the other sources.

"Censorship in the US is a great idea, it worked for China, didn't it? I mean, you don't see Chinese people complaining about it on the internet do you?"

Well, that's a little less disgusting then, I guess. I'm really surprised that anyone thought this was a good idea to begin with, what with the reception that the last fascist-bill garnered.

I am going to have a filthy masturbate to all this cartoon pornography.

I was younger, then...

Because the greater majority of us (myself included) are assholes and would destroy it to hell. Gives you a reason to proofread first, submit later.

It's unreasonable to demand that people have an interest in events that they're not personally involved in. Unfair, even.

Niether.

I've decided that anyone who'd decided how a situation is going to end before it actually does is kind of an idiot.

But Optimism is important. Keeps all the little worker drones from complaining.

My sense of taste is dead, as well as my sense of smell, so from my perspective wheat biscuits and milk still counts as one of the tastiest things I've eaten when put alongside pizza.

I'm going to hit you so fucking hard, it'll render the necessary evidence for an assault charge moot.

I'm liking the icons this year, and while I'm still at the ass-end of the level spectrum (I'm depositing at a rather leisurely pace) it's looking all nice and frosty. Hope that banner... and maybe redesign gets put up soon enough.

I'll be fucked if I know, I'm no general practitioner. If symptoms persist, see a fucking doctor.

Well, this is like a punch to the gut.

But hopefully someone will pick it up. I've had a hell of a time with the last three S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and have always assumed that with quality like this, they've been on a killing streak - but to hear that they're closing their doors...

Ugh, this actually kind of pisses me off.

I use Facebook to make stupid jokes and observations, and regularing the NG group that bitches about on there.

All-in-all, it's just fucking dandy.

I'd like all my stuff back.

Actually, you know what? They can keep the ps3 and all the games and other electronic crap. I'd settle for just my tablet at this point.

Please?

Recently had a pair of kids tell me "Go BLEEP yourself!"

Yeah, the sudden, minor shock humour from censoring swearing wore off quick.

Taller than my immediate family at 6'4", but shorter then my uncle and grandfather and all that jazz. But that's fine since they're all lanky and I'm a god-damned quarterback.

I associate the word "moist" with defecation and the recent dead, so I dunno, seems like a great word to me.

As a bit of a story, though, once knew a guy who had a rumour about him that he fucking hated the word moist. So everyone used it around him, until he really couldn't stand the damn word anyway.

Which a few adjustments, pretty much. never failed me yet, and citations are a man's best friend.

At 12/14/11 11:51 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Person looking for art for his album, maybe if you like it enough you might be interested idk I just figured someone might be interested!!!!

The entire album for $1? The guy is kind of selling himself short, don't you think?

All the same, it's pretty good, and had I a tablet I'd be bloody happy to help him out.

Looks good, but I utterly do not anticipate it's release whatsoever.

At 12/14/11 11:45 PM, Asperchu wrote: Read da rules mothafuckah

lets not start this again. Please? Please?

Anyway, OP judging by the strength of your reviews you're not expecting that much and thats fine. Most reviews really are just comments.

But if you're asking as to why you're not getting any reviews at all, its because you've not been scouted and that your art isn't actually available to the general public.

The combined clitoris of the west is going to be all over this one.

Injustice empathy butthurt aside, this really does suck for everyone involved. Especially that poor girl. I'd say something about separation of church and state being a pretty good idea in instances like this, but to be honest I don't know my shit.

Hell
Heaven

erp

No because our cumulative life experiences are pretty restricted to the internet.