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I hate those who lie about cake - be they humans, aliens, or inanimate objects - they will pay for thier crimes accordingly.

I suppose it depends on the context its used in - well, at least the way in which it is applied. If theres an awkward pause right before they say the word, its pretty much a given that they're gay.

At 9/14/09 02:49 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:45 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

Can you work your magic on me?

I'm sorry, you're just a lost cause.

I thought the exact same thing the moment I read that post... Lost x2

Though I can't be bothered to annoy anyone - too much effort.

At 9/14/09 08:04 AM, wreckages wrote:

At 9/14/09 07:49 AM, darkblackman wrote: You see, the first quote you responded to said "I was totally having sex with this chick THEN I got a boner" Meaning he was already in the process of fucking her, in which you replied "Same thing happened to me"

I rest my case.

see man, use of the word 'then' doesn't imply it was after, it could be during. it would TOTALLY suck to get a boner during sex.

Flacididy implies the use of a strap-on. Embarrassing, getting a boner while wearing a fake boner. Totally out of place, and uncalled for.

I haven't really had any embarrassing hard-ons, thank God.

Since sleeping doesn't really do anyhting to combat my exhaustion levels, I usually go 4 - 6 hours each nights, weekend or no.

Though I can go 13 hours without any premeditation.

I went to the bus and as it braked I jizzed in my pants and of course the hot girl in the front seat made me jizz in my pants . Sta down in my seat and I jizzed in my pants - noticed the tit graffiti on the seat in front, so I jizzed in my pants . The next passenger on the bus was so hot she made me jizzed in my pants - my watch went off right after that and I jizzed in my pants . Heard a strapon-orgy at the back of the bus and jizzed in my pants - accessed a site on my phone and jizzed in my pants . Noticed the bus driver was female and jizzed in my pants . All before I got to school.

Alternative ending: Went through all of this and didn't jizz until I got home and actually wanked off.

Tabletop Wargaming - its painting, cllecting, and model-building all in one! Oh, and its fun to watch grown men cry.

I can easily envision him moderating the BBS on his death-bed. Mod2THEDeth, more or less.

I've seen alot of posts, which I cannot unsee. Pain incarnate including Vomit porn, Ball-less sacks, and gang-banged donkeys.

Thankfully I've avoided posting some truly Epic Fail things.

I share little bits of myself to different people.
I love my computer, but it doesn't know me. My friends know me, but they don't know about me. A friend in particular knows alot about me, of me, and of who I am, but sure as hell doesn't understand (and after 3 years, isn't about to try). My parents know how to hurt me. A girl knows how to love me.
Oh, and theres this creepy Asian chick I cyber with online. She knows my darkest secrets.

Ugh, I tend to just ignore those posts and discard the postees as unoriginal douchefags. Works well enough, but copius amounts of this spam crap does tend to leave a bitter taste in the mouth.

At 9/13/09 06:27 AM, BlamTech wrote: put it INTO a toast =D

What are they called? Toads-in-a-hole or something. Pretty accurate, since 9 times out of 10 people fuck them up.

I perfer my eggs sunny-side up, no altering. Aide dish of toast or bacon may be added.

Curdled milk, swallowing three gulps out of the bottle before realising how indrebly off it was (all yellow and lumpy).

I was over the toilet bowls for hours afterwards.

If I type with my nose, its usually with a tablet.

fun AND disorienting

At 9/13/09 05:28 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: meagan fox man im not bothered by her tat it looks sexy in a way

Pfft. We all know thats makeup. Along with her boobs.

fake tits and tats

At 9/13/09 05:33 AM, Hornby wrote: Way to apply peer pressure! High five!

+1 to suppressability, just by quoting this post.
Passive effect, 12 mana p/s.

At 9/11/09 10:58 AM, Yhtomit wrote: What the hell is a schwin?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and call it a schnitzel wiener.

:'bout as relevent as this topic is to society

I've hardly been here and I've seen an overabundance of these threads, so its nice to know that it isn't generally accepted that these pathetic pieces of bandwith usage are worth the space.

I'm placing my bets on that he has sent his earlobe or something to you. Various other body parts may accumalate if you do not open this.

So many 9s, and they named the child Henry. Buzzkill, man, buzzkill. Henry ain't no name for the anti-christ!

Can you link the ad to the dutch webcam sex next time? It'd be a laugh.
'Doe je beha en slipje!'
'huh? deze educatieve websites'
'ja. opstijgen slipje, alstublieft.'
Oh god, the funny memoirs.

I believe that Maddox has answered this.
Seriously, worst conspiracy ever. Or worst attempted conspiracy ever, if you're determined to believe that governments are desperate enough to detached themselves away from thier beloved propaganda to keep a grip on it's people.

Mabbie she's just enjoying your physical and social awkwardness. Some girls like to bitches to those who have no idea how to 'touch' other people - and that by piercing your bubble of comfort, she is actually doing you a favour, in the long run. The dillemma here is how to react in a ironic, not typical, manner. There is a simple solution to this, and it involves physically and socially raping her awkwardly.

I need to drastically improve mah health. My wieght is fine, but I'm always sick with something. Like always. Its fucking annoying, having the immune system with the strength of a tooth-pick - right now, I'm sick with a nasty case of dermatitis on mah hands, the flu, and chronic fatigue. Every time I cure one, another pops up to replace it.

A thick vegemite sandwiche and some sort of fruit. And thats not even trying to be healthy.

I usually don't bother to read anything past 3 pages. No replies are worth the wait in the swelling of my e-penis. In fact, it starts to sweat with anxiety.

I like to use that line in public places. You know, for kicks.

Trick is to say it loudly

I gave 20 cents to some guy in the street. Total stranger.
Funnily enough, I only felt like a douchebag after the event happened.

At 9/9/09 04:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: And 09/09/09 09.09am seems like a good time to try and make history.

Not out of the woods yet - still got 09.09 pm to get through.Its going to suck.

So YzooPevoLeyE is leaving Newgrounds BBS, and refusing to come back. He can go to the Portal and post reviews of the flashes in there, along with the Audio, and Art Portals, but not on the BBS. He can post reviews about the BBS on other sites, but not on the BBS . He can lament about his expenditure from the BBS on other forums, even on the Portal, but not within it. Refusing to come back, he has left the BBS, and so he has refused to come back, on the BBS, so can't come back to the BBS. Because he has refused to come back.

I have a firm grasp of the obvious