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He should have hit that child in public like every other badass on the internet! I mean, that'd certainly make sure there are no lawsuits involved, and the world would salute him (as they do whenever some random stranger shuts up a screaming child).

Art si way too blank, I'd suggest making it a might more busy - so much as putting in characters might help quite a bit. What are your preferred tools, asking?

SCI-FI ADVENTURES!!! :D
I'm totally entering into this one - both original and interesting to boot. Not to mention the Fifth Element ruled.

Helluva lot of entries this week. I'll vote for Zulu and all, jsut to +1.

The difference between the first two speedpaints is clearly pronounced - you'veclearly improved the picture defining it, adding detail and all. How long did improving it take, jsut for lulz?

Third one, great for 30 minutes, but if you used a brush for the background, you might want to improve your flow.

Nice lantern concept - reminds me more of a Victorian era lantern then a fantasy MMO one, but then again those eras are usually intersected quite often in fantasy games, so it's no surprise.

I say go for it. Looks interesting, and practice is practice.

I cured my own Runescape addiction - was on the game for about 2 years straight. Always thought that was pretty badass, proving the whole "I can quit whenever I want to" thing.

I find it easy to spot a newb troll - but I can certainly appreciate experienced trolls who know what they're doing and know how to do it. Those people who simply troll to vent their frustrations, though, are pathetic, and unfortunately that's the main type of troll we see nowadays.

True trolling is expressing irony, some sort of philosophy while provoking reactions -not just anger and frustration - from other people. It's about learning and educating in a concise way - but now, it's simply disagreeing with everyone else and trying to piss them off.

I don't normally call out inexperienced trolls, rather try and get them to learn how to troll more effectively but not showing reaction... and usually just replying with some form of sarcasm. It's an art, not a science.

I'd just turkey slap those triplets sideways and watch them jiggle. But is it truly better then beer? You see double drunk, but you can't really make cohesive sense of it. Which is probably a plus, so I'd say that it is NOT better then beer.

Happy birthday Yamor - I managed to grab my license a couple of months ago myslef (aced the test =D) but have yet to touch a car. Good luck to you.

Right, after reading everyone's responses, do I really want to click this link?

At 7/19/10 12:13 AM, SullenMotherFucker wrote: Can you really go to rehab for PAINT HUFFING

You can go to rehab for video games. If it exists, there is some sort of rehabilitation unit for it.

My days been pretty crap. Missed school, and am paying the consequences.

Gah, I don't really want to start.

Real Dad: A dick, a loser, and a total womanizer. Haven't seen him for years, intend to keep it that way. Incredibly manipulative, academically retarded, and so on.

Mother: Needy, but in denial of that and takes it on on everyone. Middle-Life crisis, working like nothign else, usually sticks me to look after the kids because she doesn't want to pay and will threaten the fuck out of me if I so much as comment about having to do it constantly. Moved everyone out of the city and into the fucking country about 5 years ago on the basis that she wanted to be closer to her parents - who moved away soon after anyway. A natural manipulator, will do anything and everything to get what she wants and then will discard people afterwards. Makes it incredibly obvious that my being born ruined her life and never let's go of that fact. A fucking bitch.

Stepdad: A total unfaithful pussy, constantly complains to my mother about me not listening to him. His "being nice" is doing everything and anything someone else says, and will bitch out is you refuse, let alone tell someone to fuck off. A total dreamer, fantasizing about everything and honestly creeps me the fuck out. Wimps out on the job and is unemployed, has been for several months. Him and said mother divorced a while ago, but uses the whole thing of "raising me" (beating the absolute shit out of me if I didn't do the washing up, folding, etc.) to try and get me to listen to him.

Both of them had really, really shitty parents, so what can I expect? Doesn't make me any less surly to listen to them, though. Cool? Fuck that, I wouldn't really mind if they were dead.

I make a thought, tell my body to do something, then wait for whatever it is I want done to happen. That's lag for me. Sometimes I lag out for hours at a time, but hey, at least I've got something to blame it on.

Shoving him was the right thing to do. People need to learn that negative attention helps no-one, definitely not themselves, and that if they're going to jump, just do it and try not to create too much of a disturbance - people do not care about you or your wellbeing, I'm afraid.

I tend to erase all my schoolbook doodles soon after creation - having them in the book isn't a good idea when they pick them up to send them off to the panel, and I've gotten busted for it several times already. I suppose I'll scan them before I go ahead and erase the hell out of them.

In the meantime, heres a really, really old sketch that I half-turned (Never finished and eventually deleted) into a fanart for Iji.

Take the fucking bait already! I fail to see the dilemma. Spank that bitch liek it ain't no thang, she obviously wants it. This isn't even "No" spelled "Y-E-S", this is "Yes!" spelled "F-U-C-K-M-E-A-L-R-E-A-D-Y-Y-O-U-P-U-S-S -Y!" - I swear, Newgrounds users are getting more socially awkward by the year.

Well, her girlfriend is obviously beset by the size of your friend's huge dick - I'd advise to just keep giving her handjobs so she doesn't turkey slap you or anything - and she probably doesn't want to even touch your pitiful dick when it's compared to hers.

Don't worry, this is a common problem. Happens to all guys at one time or another.

At 7/18/10 03:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Not many mods give half a shit anymore. I know plenty with alt accounts, they do it because they want to be treated as a regular poster.

It's pretty hard to carry on a conversation when approximately three quarters of Newgrounds is intent on sucking your dick, so I can understand this. Although ultimate irony would be your alt also getting modded =D

I don't know what's more awkward, the unbidden boners or trying to get rid of them.

Yeah, I've had a few.

At 7/18/10 01:18 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I don't find 9/11 funny actually, but sometimes I mock it on the internet just because it's anonymous and some people use the internet to voice their love for America, which I really can't help doing.

The internet has given everyone with access to it an anonymous voice, and obviosuly everyone has used that voice to slander each and every thing in existence.

Cookie if you get the reference. Bitch Slap if you don't.

At 7/17/10 11:02 PM, Mans0n wrote: It's more like a place to be molested by 35 year old pedo's.

What's wrong with that?

If you like being here, and you meet other people who like being here, often that can be enough to be friends. So yeah, I'd say it's a good place, because it's draws people who have similar interests together. Like, molestation.

At 7/17/10 11:37 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

Wade, Tom, Hugh Laurie, and Sean Connery are the only men I'd go gay for.

>.> About the same here.

As for the ads, I'm sure they're aimed at those 13-year old gullibles who dominate the site by browsing it excessively, far outnumbering the intelligent minority.

Even these morning warmups sketches of tits and asses are great XD - and not just because of the subject matter. You're an awesome artist and I'm loving everything I'm seeing so far. The style is magnificent - a lot of geometrical and angular proportional work that reminds me of that Atlantis animated film, and I'd love to see more.

Just keep it up.

Loving the models, man, they're pretty damn original - well, I haven't exactly seen a host of character models based on Newgrounds memorable characters, if you know what I mean. Keep it up, and I'd love to see Larry and Bitey all clay-like.

It finally worked for me! And excess amounts of Candy Hole made the pain of lag worth it.
Stickam is now aweso, from my perspective. Just saying.

Loving the art so far - just a suggestion, why don't you try cramming more detail into your digital art? Seems a little, well, blank or flat. Can't decide which. But hey, keep it up.

You know, I'm starting to see why you guys keep An ArtForumRules Launcher on you at all times.
But to OP, there is a thread dedicated to Art Requests. A bit of Know-how.

At 7/17/10 06:40 AM, Fifty-50 wrote:

At 7/17/10 06:22 AM, Lintire wrote: The colours are suiting that knight perfectly - at first, kinda thought it was the gundam >.<

Yeah, I didn't make the lines though. I might say, your 2038 concept looks awesome!

Thanks! A good 5-8 hours spent XD
Loving both this piece and the finished version - although I can see that a glowing visor and all (you know, his face) would elevate this piece to some sort of awesome standing thing. Why not try some glowing light sources?

I like to think that I'm not too racists. But I live in the Outback, where Aboriginals and all manner of black are what you would call "fair game" for every vulgar joke in existence.