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At 10/1/10 11:25 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: The mystery box is back in stock, but it's $15 now.

Days like this when I wish I had a credit card. I'm completely buggered about how to actually buy this. The most i can do is sort of sit around and watch as they go out of stock D:

I'd say that describes Newgrounds pretty accurately.

I walk an average amount in a day - I'd have to walk about 10-20 kilometres, which while it isn't an inspiring amount still is a respectable bit of walking, anyway. Damn buildings in the country all have to been ages away from each other.

You aren't being serious, right? It's a common trolling technique on Omegle for people to pretend to be the police, loli isn't actually illegal anyway. Not to mention that due to the high amount of falsehoods on the internet anything done there can't really be used as court material.

The police don't use Omegle to trick people into going to jail, anyway. They have restaurants and street corners to do that.

At 10/2/10 10:13 AM, gib1 wrote: i said its crippling my main computer.oh why did i come to this place full of fucktards and basement dwellers.fuck this,im outy,live long and suck dick on this shit forum/website

Woah, woah, woah! You can't insult the NG like that, the NG insults YOU. Deep in the amazon wilderness new monocles are forged, to give the edge to all NG in insulting - a new monocle for every good post, some users collecting thousands of these monocles and storing them away for the harsh winter when retards like good old OP show up and start to fling ill-earned insults at people at people and expect to get away with it, but of course, that can not be. NG can not allow that, so the monocles are a marching to exterminate the lands of people like you, to drag them screaming out of their homes, brutally murdering and taking dumps on the corpses. Dump filled with shreds of monocles, and that is the reason why every single NG user is impervious to the likes of you -simply put, you can not hurt the NG user, for they have the monocles forged atop the amazon.

Why monocles, you ask? Well, dear sweet poor misguided OP, the monocle is a container, a container of liquid win as is barter material in the internet land of Newgrounds. This win, this monocle of win, can be unleashed upon other users or people, or even used as a shield (as in this case) in order to deflect verbal attacks. For that win, is the cock joke. The cock joke that keeps NG running smoothly, diffuses arguments, helps old ladies cross the streets. You do not joke about the cock joke, it is serious business and has helped the land of NG aplenty to the point where the cock joke is one of the min symbols of the BBS - the main community and barter groudn of the Newgrounds, of course, and that cock jokes are so win nowadays they become these monocles.

So yeah, you suck cocks.

This thread is of comedy and other such issues that abound in the world, like horrible grammar and poorly flung insults. Good luck stroking your dick inside of your decompression device, I suppose.

You'll need more then that to tear me away from my Firefox - no fancy smhancy application is going to do it, either, for I have faith and loyalty. A deadly mix to outside influences.

At 10/2/10 09:58 AM, Jacco wrote:

At 10/2/10 08:53 AM, ItsRangasLife wrote:

At 10/2/10 08:50 AM, RockOn12 wrote: hahaha,is this okay?

Ahaha sure. But everyone else, please dont photoshop them :)

But Photoshop is the most used program to digitally paint with. Why isn't it allowed? :(

He means for us to redraw the picture, not just to alter it. Which I don't really see any problem with.

That's where the spontaneous ejaculation button goes when the Admin get around to implementing it. It's why we have to resort to cock jokes for now.

Happy birthday, man, and while I don't you it's obvious that you've contributed to NG and that in itself deserves the well-wishes of a complete stranger.

The crews manage to get all that stuff in - and well, it's a pretty good reminder of how the Newground's systems work, so I'm not complaining. I'm more worried about them stealing awards with it, but it's not like that can't be dealt with.

So yeah, it's just the crews, don't worry your pretty little mind about it.

Figured that I'd just go off the title.

Right now, I have no favourite yugioh character - fact, far as I'm concerned, the show is dead and was fairly childish to begin with. However, a few years ago, it used to be Joey. Because he was comic relief without being completely retarded, or something like that.

But yeah, an outdated question, I suppose.

It's good to see Iraq getting on it's feet, and in reality I thought it'd be ages for them to actually get anywhere - thought they were stuck in some sort of political stasis or the like, doomed to be enraptured by complaints for all eternity.

Nah, I was definitely 16 last time I checked - and even my little-used '07 account was made when 13. Course, that's mostly a fluke - as on the internet long before then, just happened on Newgrounds at a functional age.

You're not crazy for learning Russia just to impress a girl you think is hot - and of course, knowing how to speak Russian always impresses everybody, because it's such a cool language. Course, start off small and go from there - and your idea of learning small compliments works into that, so yeah, go for it.

Sometimes I really do wonder if this is just a second-rate /b/.

Still, cats are cats. Here's one.

You're mopping up semen, not polishing your favourite harlot's ass - either one should suffice, and I wouldn't get too picky. It's not like you're going to be using it in public, are you?

At 10/2/10 07:07 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I once found a can of fizzy orange that was eleven years out-of-date. I found it while cleaning out an old newsagents. Anyways I opened it and tipped it out and basically the 'orange' had separated from the 'clear' and so firstly all the clear stuff came out, followed by orange sludge.

While I doubt that that would have been safe to drink, it probably would have lasted a good 2 years before really starting to deteriorate, and these days cans will probably last about 3. And while it's always interesting to see exactly want they put into sodas (does pretty much seem to be some generic liquid, a crapload of flavouring and sugar topped with preservatives and carbonated) I wouldn't advise drinking that.

I say go for it. A few months off date is really only cause for trouble in dairy.

All these suicide topics and I've yet to see a suicide. Perhaps October is simply a month of philosophy - all the sugar highs giving people a reason to think about life and share it with the community. And it's not even the day of the candy yet.

But yeah, December is probably going to suck

nitecreeper360@hotmail.com

I've had the same email address since when I first came to the internet.

Oh hai everyone.

I just happened upon the club at a dark evening, and although I've seen the sigs around never really thought to check it out. Now, while I have absolutely no idea how to "join" a club, y'all mind if I simply participate in the conversation and all, coming from the dark innards (the country, anyway) of Queensland?

Not much of a concert fan, though, never been to one in my life. And I don't watch reality shows. I'll just umm... sit over here.

At 10/2/10 05:47 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: I don't have the slightest FUCK'N idea of what are you trying to ask.
And I can't go drawing too much items... So you got just one Sexy Evil Cyborg.
...
NEXT!!

Either way, it still looks brilliant, man - nice work on it. And it's not like I'm going to hold your haste against you :3

Sexy Evil Cyborgs with some Blueberry Bubblegum on the side, please.

Table 46

At 10/2/10 02:25 AM, Captain-Ben wrote: Wish you guys reviewed each others work a little more, but there's always next time!

I dropped about half a dozen decent-length replies, so I'm happy with that. although, yeah, with any luck I'll drop more next time. Are all teh icons going to be of personificatable thingies?

In all honesty, if I were to get one of those boxes, I'd either simply not open it or I'd content myself with toenail clippings - it's funny what satisfies you when you know it's from somewhere you love.

The closest I can get to in the female version the "you can say in public without fear of being arrested" kind, would have to be Virginia.

I've cut a couple of pretty big scars - like a fairly large one on my thigh where I (all contextually, didn't do it myself) ripped it open with a screw, minor lined scars on my hands and whatnot. And the vivid purple stretch marks. Oh, the fucking stretch marks. Why was I ever fat?

At 10/1/10 10:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: LIES!!! There is no such thing as a fair fight. It's a fucking FIGHT. He punched you and then you dropped his ass to the floor. Good for you.

Agreed. When the blows start flying, there's no such thing as a code of fucking conduct - you beat them down however the hell you can, and doing what you did was the right thing to do, especially since you had absolutely no experience and no idea how to defend yourself.

The best way to prepare is to actually learn how to fight - doesn't need to be anything too fancy, but enroll in for some basic classes of some basic fighting style or the like. Round Two comes, he's going to be guarding his balls and you want to know how to punch straight.

As for Target, don't worry about it - always other places for shopping.

At 9/29/10 04:55 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Watch this video

never not wear a seatbelt again.

That was certainly emotionally challenging video, and if the government was going to try and use scare tactics I would advise they use these kinds of videos, depicting the real and startling truth (that is, not the formal consequences but the moral one) in order to simply get people to spend that extra time looking on the road/wearing a seatbelt/slowing down.

People don't just walk away from car accidents. Sorry, Cookies, for your fellow student and yeah, I've never been one to not wear a seatbelt. I actively (see: I do something about it) get pissed nowadays when people break road rules - mostly people I know, telling them to pull over with a phone and that sort of thing.

At 10/2/10 02:13 AM, Ryajin-Geki wrote: So your character is some kind of self regenerate android?

Nothing like that. He's just a monochrome little dude running around and treating life like a video game. And happens to be a fairly good fighter. Nothing really serious about it.

so yeah, he's pretty cut up good now.