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At 11/13/10 10:04 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: it is sooo fucking annoying!

Come back after a few thousand posts, a few months of hanging around, and then look back and see if you even care.

You must have me confused with someone else.

At 11/13/10 09:38 AM, Armour wrote: I have to admit, that made laugh.

Another one from me, man, here you go.
It's a bit smaller then my previous ones.

I spend about 10 minutes on these, anyway

At 11/12/10 02:51 PM, Jow279 wrote: May i revive this thread? The idea is pretty cool, but ppl didn't contributed...

It's an Activity thread. They go to stasis and whatever.

I'm hoping that this doesn't screw-up, but whatever, here's a comic. If this is unreadable, big version here.

It's about my recent haircut. My couch doesn't look like that.

I failed Comedy Class

Damn right - it's 6 months old, man, I hope you've got something newer then thin.

Her main problem is her waist - it really is pencil thin, and compared to the thick musculature of her arms and thighs, not to mention her full on face-clobbering tits, you have to wonder why it hasn't snapped in half yet. You could either thicken that up, or thin everything else down, either way would work.

Otherwise, it's a little simply for one character (same line thickness, one layer of cell shading and highlights... with no background. Eh) and her hairs a little out of wack. Actually not too bad, but it needs some work.

At 11/13/10 08:23 AM, Fifty-50 wrote: Loli eh? Your actually going to make this into a fully finished pic? It'll get a lot of views if you ask me.

Well, yeah, a bucketload of loli. And it's just a practice picture - it's going to be a lot, lot worse then that (for an age old request that I really need to finish). But finishing it off might not be such a bad idea - I actually like the result that this one came out with.

Yo dawg we heard you like loli so we drew a practice picture so we wouldn't fuck it up when it came to the end result.

He was king of the Jews. From what I hear, they've made it a tradition of burning up. Might want to look in the Sun's direction, see what he has to say about it.

Chances are that you just turned it on and forgot about it (a common occurrence, because switching on a light half-heartedly doesn't take much priority in the brain and all). But if your house is haunted, ask the ghosts very, very, very nicely to take a hike and go fuck themselves. Works most of the time.

At 11/13/10 12:25 AM, Fifty-50 wrote: Man, I missed it.

Maybe I should do one?

That actually wouldn't be too bad an idea - endurance and speed test of sorts. If you get time, i say go for it.

Nice going, Vero, with the whoring and the hipsters, love the looks of them. Especially love the colouring on the hipster piece.

I... sort of know what hipsters are right about now.

Regardless of how strongly you referenced it, that's actually a pretty good picture, man. Like the smoothness of it. But yeah, you best be linking if you're going that far.

At 11/13/10 04:30 AM, Ryajin-Geki wrote: Wassup

Hey, man, don't worry about it - it really just comes with practice, you get faster and better and stronger (lulz). I wouldn't compare yourself to any other artists unless you really are aiming exactly for their art or whatever, because it will just serve to discourage you.

Everyone gets to the stage where they figure out that there are ten million artists out there better at art then they are - just don't let it keep you down, man.

Survive... SURVIVE

Either way you're not an idiot - it appears that you just have a natural tendency to want to be alone. If you don't make friends easily, and you don't know anyone at the party, then no, there's no real point to go to the party, it'll just be an awkward waste of your time.

At 11/13/10 04:40 AM, Sawke wrote: Every crush is childish and demeaning. "I LIKE YOU PURDY PERSON BUT IM TOO SCARED TO SAAAAY WOOOOO"

I'm sure that I would have said so had I actually encountered Penny, but talking to a television screen just isn't the same deal. Plus, crushes are kind of meant to be completely childish - hence the reason that children get them, I suppose.

Although I'll totally agree with you if a full-grown man had one and didn't act on it.

At 11/13/10 02:34 AM, Jolly wrote:

At 11/13/10 02:04 AM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: Oh gawd if Stamper was....

Stamper would be a great teacher for Sex Ed.

He'd certainly be a very enthusiastic teacher, that's for sure.

If a mod, was the teacher in my classes, then I'm actually pretty sure that class would continue as normal, albeit just that bit more fun and with a lot of sexual innuendo going on.

Things that you have tried and failed at will sting for a bit, but things that you don't do will stick with you for like, ever. Just ask her out, bro, with a healthy dose of flirting and whatnot beforehand.

At 11/13/10 01:39 AM, ornery wrote: we also have a critiquing thread for a reason, or did you all forget about it.

I actually forgot all about that, myself. Would have come in handy a few times before, so hey, thanks for the link.

The song with Eminem and Rihannia, where they singing about being set on fire or soemthing like that. Used to be a pretty badass song, and I love both their singing/rapping/whatever talents, but the local teenaged girls got a hold of it and...

I swear, if I hear that damn fucking chorus one more time screechily sung by a bitch who can't sing at the best of times, I will hurt something.

Funnily enough, still like the actual song

Non-existent. I have plenty of friends, plenty of people who I talk with. But to be honest, I don't have much in common with anyone here. My sense of humour is downright black, my hobbies are obscure, my knowledge scattered. I despise the local art, and yet I'm not even opinionated enough to start a conversation over it. I live in the middle of nowhere and have no way of hanging out with friends anyway.

My social life is restricted to about a half hour lunchtime per day on schooldays, on the days where I do show up.

No-one. Every poster has a right to be here as much as the next, regardless of how much they're pissing me off. And I'm not even pissed off at anyone.

Well, everyone's had one at one time or another - or at least I would hope - a childhood crush that transcends all logic. In varying states of innocence, we've all been infatuated with a person, real or not, that well, I dunno. I'm not here for logic.

Not 10 minutes ago, I was watching Inspector Gadget. Great show, love the gags. Anyway, one point of the episode, Penny (Gadget's... I dunno. Niece or soemthing?) comes onto the screen, and I can't help but think "I used to like her back when I was a kid" (something like 8).

Anyway, I was just reflecting how it was this cartoon character - not my parents or anything like that, which inspired me and made me want to be smart. Through some illogical childhood fantasy, thought that if I somehow became as smart as her, I would get to know her or something.

Well, didn't work. But I was just wondering - what were your childhood crushes? Fellow kids, people you saw on the television, the like?

Fun fact: while searching for a Penny picture to go with this thread, I had my childhood raped, quite literally, for the first time in a long time. Loli rules, but I think that i'll refrain from posting any picture in this thread, kay?

Sounds like you've been friend-zoned. Tell him to man the fuck up and leave, because it doesn't sound like it's ever happening. Guys don't do hints.

At 11/12/10 11:12 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

Where are the interviews stored at, anyhow? Reading through them would be worth a treat.

I believe Ptero has supplied the appropriate link. I do appreciate comments and read each and every one.

I'm reading through them right now and man, you've got some nice crap in there.

However, a few suck because the people on the other end don't really have much to write about. I see that you've done a couple of group interviews though, and why not do that with the regulars here? Get a whole bunch of people talking about how much we love to talk here.

At 11/12/10 04:54 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Just would like to say congrats to lintire and peglay on getting honourable mentions in the halloween art contest, as well as walking away $20 in store credit.

Say what? Mentions? The fuck did this happen?

I wouldn't really have bothered to put up a competition thread, man, half the people who are worth interviewing - that is, all the notable people of Newgrounds, won't really put themselves forward in the first place (although a few might). Approaching people individually, continuing as you were doing, would have been a better choice.

Cootie, EJR, I dunno.

Where are the interviews stored at, anyhow? Reading through them would be worth a treat.

Christmas hustle and bustle being out of the way as soon as humanly possible, being spread out over a few months, is a good decision. It's not simply that people are eager for it to be Christmas (though they are) it's a commercial decision, too. Plus, Christmas lights rule.

I don't know - although the amount of people in my school who pull out lame RWJ jokes is pretty unsettling, it's yet to get on my nerves - they do it tastefully, at least, and time it right. They're not unfunny, they're just not original.

If you're that against it, then whatever, it's part of what comes with living in the USA. You can shirk your duty, I guess, although it's not the most ethical thing that could be done. They stopped letting people doing all the shit that they wanted a while ago, though so you'll have to fight for it in one way or another.

I'd marry my hand. She puts out, makes me sandwiches, and holds me close at night when I'm feeling lonely. She responds to my moods, my touche, my presence. I pamper regularly, moisturize her all over, and we do activities together - art, the like.

The perfect relationship.

I just tell people to fuck off if they're blatantly shoulder-looking, otherwise I couldn't care less. I troll dicks, talk dicks, draw dicks in public.

Although I do get the odd "wtf, man?" look.