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At 2/5/11 11:56 PM, DemocracyFTW wrote: They always told me NG was nothing like deviantart...

I know in theory what that is, but it's unnerving none-the-less.

Actually, believe it or not, the OP has a valid points. He's still a douche for pointedly ignoring everything good about the game, but it wasn't perfect as a game. For all it's good points, and it's cons, and it definitely was my favourite game of 2010, it was, when you got around to it, a pretty shallow game.

The plot didn't even need to be boiled down, it literally was a case of "Grab team, get goal". The entire game revolved around this, and it was dissapointing. Compared to the twists, turns, and story-driven atmosphere of Mass Effect 1, it was downright pathetic. You have to wonder if the workers went on strike or something.

However, the customization was expansive, the variety of levels epic, the voice-acting and general animation great. Throw in a great universe, and you have, for all it's flaws, a brilliant, well-constructed game. The combat was significantly improved over the first game, and for a RPG-based tactical shooter game, it's brilliant.

Hating on it is pointless. It's a good game, no matter what you didn't like it about it, but obviously it won't appeal to everyone.

I love high-fives. High-fiving over smacking the shit out of an online match or beating something on the highest difficulty is definitely deserving of a high-five. The thing, I've found, that high-fives have to be over something mutually exclusive - ie, you beat the shit of that multiplayer match together, or else it seriously just ends up awkward. So high-fiving over someone else doing something cool, or some random event, is not needed.

That said, it really is for your male nerds and geeks these days. And I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.

IGN sold out a while ago. But seriously, there's a variety of gaming news sites and literally, the best thing you could do would be to boycott their site completely.

Since the entire idea is purely speculatory, I'd say that's it a pretty weak idea whose concerning factor would simply be the opinions of those involved.

However, someone who I want to see fight another would be every single protagonist of every single fps or third-person shooter ever.

An obsession, especially a sexually-oriented one, isn't going to cured overnight, man. If you're that keen on being, well, keen on normal women, the best thing would be to go through it slowly - I'm talking over a period of weeks, where every now and again you simply rationalize it and transisition your thoughts slowly from reptiles to girls.

What I'm saying is, trick yourself. Do it convincingly, do it well, and eventually you'll be out on the other side liking pussy as much as the next guy.

It's what I did (yeah, had the same problem, and I sympathize) and it took a while. Well, if you're gullible, shouldn't take long at all, but that's up to you.

But at the end of the day, there is nothing wrong with liking reptile porn. Just shouldn't fool your parents with thoughts of grandchildren and the like.

I can guarantee you that the author did not put that much thought into it.

I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DOUBLE-TIME A CHICK BY MYSELF USING ONLY MY DICK.

IT COMES OUT THE OTHER SIDE.
IT WARPS YOUR FUCKING ANATOMY.
IT CAN'T BE POSTED ON NG BECAUSE IT COMPRISES OF MORE THEN 85.69% OF MY BODY WEIGHT.

So... it's okay.

As far as I know, Aussie Rugby = European Rugby = Everywhere but America Rugby.

I've tried playing Rugby. Pretty fun. Then you get tackled.

It limits my vocab. You know, saying that the horny little teenager is sn*ggering or such like. Such a waste. I say allow it, so more people can feel the hefty, unlubricated weight of the banhammer.

Stupid Australians taking away notice from Pico Day.

It's funny because I'm Australian and got flooded and stuff

Still, looking forward to it like all hell, and having the Pink Knight finally in Castle Crashers will be a boon to all mankind.

Duke Nukem Forever is, to be honest, my only pre-planned ones, and the others I'll decide on as it gets nearer to the release date (Mass Effect 3 and whatnot).

I avert the dilemma by walking out of the room.

I wouldn't know. Coke is pretty good, plain.

At 2/4/11 11:37 PM, steph2568 wrote: Whatever floats your boat.

What this guy said. Wrong and right are just concepts, but if you start expressing your love of dogs right beside me with your cock in your hands I'll probably get a tad uneasy.

Nice to see he saw it in a good light. Kind of a shame, because him raging in a way that caused his review to be raged over in the first place would have hilarious.

I already knew it was 7mps, and this confirmed it. Not too shabby.

Whatever. What video games a guy plays is his own damn business, but if you're on it 40+ hours a week you might want to find some more hobbies to balance it out.

Boo-Yah! The soft frostyness as the cold metal embraces leaves your skin, and the lifeless eyes obscured in a parody of the human expression of love. The exaggerated curves, the glowing neon spread around her body like an exquisite reptilian pattern.

Yeah, I could go for some robot sex right now.

Well... actually, I've never had that problem. Perhaps you just need to insert a little spicyness into your closeted masturbation sessions.

...

Have you tried going outside to play sport?

or staying inside and watching it?

Enemies camp all the time in the campaign.

At 2/4/11 08:36 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: Everyone, I think this guy is a fake... Just look at the most recent comment.Proof

I could be wrong though.

Eh. If theres anything I've learned, it's that people don't announce that they're going to kill themselves online. Ever. They might write a not eto their family and friends, but if it's online, then most of the time it's fake. And frankly, when it's on a site dedicated to attention-whoring in the first place, then they're just looking for attention.

This one isn't as bad as that - maybe it is just a troll who's gained access, but whatever.

If it's online, I ignore it. I've got more important people I have to worry about then some desperately ignored internet persona.

You might want to think about what you're saying before you go ahead and judge the entirety of the Art Forum based on your opinion of the quality of the works displayed in here.

First, and probably most of all, because that makes you an ass. Just keep that in mind.

The Art Forum is here to help people improve their art. It's always been here to do that. It's not here as a simple showcase, or to let the other forumers know how good at art you think you are, it's here as a resource, a community, and a step in a artist's improvement.

This is a community, a place to learn, and to chat about whatever the hell artists chat about nowdays. Styles. I don't know. It's not here as a gallery, it's here to get down and dirty, spread out what needs to be done, and do it.

So if you're coming here simply to view amazing arts, don't. This is not the place to do that. It never will be. We have an Art Portal. If you're not here to help others, get helped, or simply to bum around viewing decent works which people do try on - not masterpieces, not mind-blowing works, but down-to-earth efforts, then you shouldn't be here. End of story.

So yeah, despite whatever you may have thought when you were 10 fucking years old (I mean, seriously?) this is what the Art Forum is, whatever it was to begin with.

The character aren't ugly. Being that this was my main qualm with Oblivion, I might just get it.

Vertical is easier for... really widescreen television types, but otherwise it's horizontal all the way for me, man.

At 2/4/11 10:39 PM, Cootie wrote: Not many people want to play as an ugly fucker from either sex.

This is what I think the case is - bot that developers are appealing to horny little boys to sell their game, just that they don't want their characters to be ugly as fuck. And yeah, the progression of characters over the years has been heading away from simply Hollywood looks to plain good-looking, which is a step in the right direction.

It's really easy to find arguments like the OPs all over the net, but the fact is that they're a dime a dozen. Hell, the producer of Fable 2 got complaints, from male and female gamers alike, that the girl character in their games weren't "pretty" enough, and I'm pretty sure that sums up the argument. While playing as someone who doesn't look like they just emerged from Hollywood boot-camp would be interesting every now and again, at the end of the day it's apparent that gamers want to play as sexy female character and Ben Affleck-esque males.

However, it's easy to say that, but one can say that so long as it's pulled off tastefully, people would be perfectly happy to play as nerds and whatnot, not just your Hollywood types. Guess it's just easier.

I've always liked Demon's Souls. Great little vibe to it, I guess.

At 2/3/11 09:16 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote:

At 2/3/11 08:45 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 2/3/11 08:41 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Speaking of Kinsei and his family.... I didn't know you were Jewish, Kinsei.

Distant family...

Also, you should stop by when you're in the neighborhood.

and I should :3

Kinsei some guy submitted basically the same thing as that harmony drawer on NG.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 0740
I can't tell if it's different enough to constitute as a seperate submission, it's the same guy, or it's stolen. If you just click the games tab on NG it's right up at the top.

Honestly, that's the best pencil-drawing emulator I've come across in ages. Allows crappy drawing to be pulled off as decent with ease, and doesn't really require any work at all to master. Go figure, it's a great little tool and I had a bit of fun with it.

If there is no form of exit, I repeatedly smack into the least stable wall in an attempt to raze it to the ground, and failing that, I compulsively scribble on the walls with my own blood and feces then die.