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At 12/29/12 08:01 PM, HighWay wrote: ...Without using the name of the color.

Say Der backwards.

Somehow asking for dedicated fans from a community of artists seems about as classy as commissioning art from them.

It's less appreciation and more a circlejerk.

I've got nothing. Every single aspect of this year has just resulted in me becoming more of an isolated loser, and hating myself to such degrees i didn't think possible. I have grown accustomed to the sheer blazing heat of hate waking me up each morning as I realize how much I despise myself. Un-fucking-believably much.

Here's a reaction image.

my drawings are not kawaii

J. Jonah Jameson

I get +3 to Endurance

Put it in the naughty corner and tell it to think long and hard about what it has done.

It's just gibberish I thought sounded okay.

Two in one day! Two birds, two stones, but relatively quickly.

"My Corner of The Universe" is roughly defined by a rectangler glowing screen, a drawing tablet and as much room as it takes to do pushups.

I'm fucking fine.

I prefer the golden rule of "don't be such a fucking asshole, you self-involved little shit".

Try getting a Dilbert joke out of applying that.

At 12/18/12 09:43 AM, Escalus wrote: Y'know Lintroller, your style reminds me a little of Kazuma Kaneko. (For some strange reason)
Maybe because it's blocky and his characters still maintain some kind of "depth" to them... (Seems like something you could pull off)

Oh snap, that's pretty fucking awesome. Can only hope to get to that point.

Anyway, a few more of these.

It's a fucking photo you ripped off the internet you piece of shit/10

Better? How? If you want to express a solid criticism of the current community's interaction, don't just put out a single fucking sentence.

If we undertook a grand initiative to ignore each other's flaws and shitty behaviour all it would take is one asshole to come around and collectively bitchslap our collective of cockmongering salad-tossing wet tuna salad sandwiches. Too much work for literally no benefit, think this shit through.

Calling out other people's BULLSHIT at the expense of a completely cohesive cohort is a fucking NET GAIN, as far as I'm concerned.

Nah.

Existential motherfucking fear aside, living is just alright as an idea. I don't mind doing it for a few hundred thousand years.

What did your parents tell you about sex growing up?
Nothing.

When did your parents introduce you to "the birds and the bees"?
They didn't.

They can't even say the word sex. They can't. You say it around them, they start blushing. Keeping in mind that I was a smart-talking little shit who got cuffed about the ears just for talking back more times then I can count, I'm pretty sure they were somewhat afraid of talking about it to me.

Anyway to this day we've yet to broach the topic.

HOW IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE.
IT JUST INVOLVES NOT USELESSLY MASHING YOUR HANDS AGAINST YOUR GENITALS.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE EASIEST SHIT ANYONE COULD EVER DO, BECAUSE IT INVOLVES DOING NOTHING.

Kellog's 30-day bullshit challenge is harder then this, because at least that involves poring cereal into a fucking bowl and feverishly ignoring how much of a gullible dunderfuck you have to be to fall for a ploy like that. Not to mention you'd have to be fifty different flavours of FUCKSTICK RETARDED to think that your pathetic dick-flailing has anything to do with your social skills.

If you're that stupid then you could power through this shitty "challenge" on sheer mind-numbing placebo power ALONE.

It's literally just keeping your hand off your dick. It's less effort to not masturbate, then it is to masturbate. You're not climbing Mount Fucking Everest.

They spent hundreds of dollars on the most useless gift of all time that I'm NEVER going to use. A tablet. You know, when I have a laptop. You know what would've been better?

- those hundreds of dollars
- a fraction of those hundreds of dollars
- a rock. I can lift a rock. Can't lift a tablet, that shit is light.

The thought doesn't even count because she's just finding a way to get rid of a "bargain".

At 12/25/12 08:46 PM, Klobb17 wrote: MSPA CREW ROBBERY

fucking brilliant

At 12/25/12 09:01 PM, jjjkuk wrote: "Awesome" doesn't mean "good" like all the dumb kids today think. It means "inspiring" or "to cause awe".

Common use defines the dictionary, not the other way around. The role of the dictionary is to inform, not dictate. You can use it however the fuck you like, Shakespeare just straight out made shit up.

Xenomit chokes to death on Alternian Fine Art.

Klik makes a Kanaya sex doll and fills it with rat poison for maximum authenticity. The ensuing results are hilarious, but short-lived.

Tom Fulp loses Newgrounds in a gambling match and commits sodoku shortly afterwards.

The rest of us die when some dipshit finds he has the power to make predictions come true and retroactively makes the Mayan Calendar deal a reality.

I changed my mind I want supergandhi64 to get raped to death by a mule.

Talent, Skill, Ability, and the Will to use it.

Think about the newsposts of Newgrounds, except solely being the use of the entire site, one after another. Text, pictures, sometimes solely one or the other, sometimes both, with likes and comments underneath. And you can "reblog" other newsposts, which a lot of assholes do all fucking day long.

Some tumblr users call them reblog whores, but that's one word too many. They're just sluts for the content, and don't want to make their own, avoid them.

Right so that, with deviantArt's tag system (being unlike Newgrounds in that people actually fucking use them), and you've got Tumblr. If you like using newsposts, for whatever, you'll like Tumblr.

My mother is just as averse to physical contact as I am.

We have an understanding.

I've never owned a computer. My current one belongs to a relative, they've been wanting it back lately.

First computer I used though, was a Toshiba laptop. Sturdy old thing, had a red clit mouse.

At 12/24/12 04:30 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I'd be more interested in people uploading actual content, rather than all this LOOK AT ME shit.

okay

NOTHING.

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AND I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.

MY POSTS HERE HAVE BEEN ONE BIG GIANT FUCKING WASTE OF TIME FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

WHY AM I STILL HERE.

Cranks, moving trolleys, a swifty flipped bed, adjustable seats, rope and pulley systems, a sudden shock, my muscular and skeletal system working in tandem, posture seminars, and women's vaginas.

ITT: We pretend that believing in some fat bearded pajama-wearing ASSHOLE WAS INTEGRAL TO OUR FUCKING CHILDHOODS.

I asked my mother whether or not the motherfucker was real, and she said no. No harm done, no dreams destroyed, she didn't want to fucking lie to my face, and it was all. fucking. dandy.