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If it were "SleazyArt.com", then maybe. That's more my style of things.

The companion cube. That innocent cube who supported you throughout the entire level, saving your life and making sure that you were able to proceed, and the only reward it earned was a backstabbing that you had to do. Tore my heart apart, man, and it does not feel good.

Going to be completely honest - I've had more hectic, fun matches with 8 players over 64. Seriously, I figure it's really the level design that pays off, not the sheer amount of players that you can plug into a single match. While it looks fancy in concept, I'd rather be able to both keep lag at a minimum while keeping bloodshed at a maximum.

I really do doubt that my internet could handle 64 players, to be honest, without imploding.

At 2/28/11 01:09 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/28/11 01:04 PM, Lintire wrote: 2) Get laid. Get laid a lot. Maybe twice at once. Maybe 3. Probably with a mixture of guys and girls.

Can I be a part of this?

Bitch yeah. I'd intend to engage in just about every act of debauchery I possibly could. And best of all, it'd be open-house.

You'd get special treatment though

I offer you lackluster contempt at your situation and an awkward situation involving only every NGBBS poster in this topic and a bunch of women's lingerie.

I'd do these EXACT 3 things, in this EXACT order:

1) Post CP on the BBS. Flip the bird at all of you. I believe in burning bridges.
2) Get laid. Get laid a lot. Maybe twice at once. Maybe 3. Probably with a mixture of guys and girls.
3) Start smoking, go outside, swear at life then doze off peacefully.

That's all. 2-4 hours of work, easily.

You could always for Infinity Ward to figure out its next money printer. Considering the did the first Medal of Honor games to boot, you could say they've basically invented the modern-day mainstream FPS shooter.

Solution: Don't fix it. It really was never broken to begin with, just about as innovative as, well, COD can be. Go Battlefield or some other contemporary shooter alternative. I'm sure you can find one if you actually look, instead of sitting on your waiting for COD to magically become good.

This title is relevant to my interests. Like really relevant.

Anyway, already looks as if you've got a great cartoony style and shit going on, and gifs are always great. Could never stand flash, myself, but best of luck with you learning CSstuffs. Honestly just posting you to implore more breast-related innuendo and to keep posting teh arts.

We've been having a lot of discussions of the same sort in Australia - preserving the Australian identity, making sure that our economy is balanced, and fighting the good fight. Personally, after thinking it all through, I do think that it's either a load of bullshit and racism thinly-disguised or a legitimate concern.

Australia, speaking personally, is multicultural in nature, so any identity we have should figuratively be based around being a national hub for all race and religions to gather. A neutral place with a lot of surf and a penchant for roasting anything we can find on a barbecue (including our own coat of arms, which I'll get to later).

However, what I'm noticing is that a lot of people here are still reminiscing of the good old days, where half-drunk diggers pioneering the Australian identity to begin with was all fucking jolly. But in order for the nation's vision of unity through simply conversing, I'm really not sure that even glancing back to the "good old days" would do anyone a squat of good. The coat of arms was chosen for a very specific reason - neither of the animals on it can go backwards.

So in order to go forwards, you've got to sacrifice some of the past. And after thinking it all through, I'm pretty sure that I'm prepared to make that sacrifice, and that the "identity" of any country should not be preserved but renewed, changed, to fit with the changing times. Integrity is all well and good, but not to a point where denying our ample jobs to overseas workers means we're suddenly more Aussie then before.

I really don't know how this translate to the land of the Union Jack. Australia, for what I know, is really neither English nor American (I like to think of it as the best of both worlds :P) but I do think that preserving a country's identity has no place in the modern era.

Microwave dinners are about as close to real cooking I can get without screwing it up. That said, I really don't care - so long as it's not too processed, I can savour the food and enjoy it. Somehow, after that trick, also meant that I was eating less of it, too.

Being able to overcome both motivational and circumstance to achieve really, just about anything. Every time that it seems that I'm able to get myself into a mindframe where I'm ready to work, I can no longer work, and it's vice-versa all the damn time.

Course, there are times where I do manage to get over both, and those times are bliss. But getting into those mindframes, on purpose, is really fucking hard. For me at least.

The hardest hypothetical situation I can think of would most possibly be one where you're in charge of other people, their lives, and every one of those people reports back to your regularly pressuring you to sway in their favour. Combine that with shady dealings, and it'd be hell to get yourself out of bed every morning.

But for now, I'm just going to stick to trying to suck my own dick.

MMMMIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE-SSSSWWWEEEEPPPEEEER RR LIKE A MOOOOOTTTHHHHEEEERRFFFFUUUCCKEEEERRR!

not all caps

Worst ending I've come across would have to be either Halo 2 or 3. I would was just... yeah, it was a real disappointment alongside being a sub-par ending. Some story-writers in these AAA titles need to get bitch-slapped.

Nothing a little Alka-Seltzer won't fix. Nothing a little Alka-Seltzer won't fix, come to think of it.
Sleeping should work too, though.

Console Wars, fanboys, weaboos getting all-fucking upset are equally pathetic. If the thing you're do fucking intent on promoting doesn't suck, fuck, or promote the liberties of the people, it's not worth getting your dick inverted for.

Pic semi-related.

You've got three options, from what I'm seeing:

1) An hero. Always a choice. Go outside and beat your head against the pavement until you're brains dripping wet all over the next-door neighbour's kid, no more shit to go through.

2) Go through the motions. The pussy's way out. Just let life pass you by, drop through the radar, bomb yourself a job somewhere crappy and live by the edge until you've got the balls to rise up somewhere again. Do not recommend this, basically means bombing 5 years of your life.

3) Burn your bridges, grab life by the balls and beat the shit out of its face. THIS. Obviously that you've really got nothing at home waiting for you, so show up to their front door and flip them the bird. Grab yourself bare limited supplies, grab yourself a job next to a one-room apartment and hang it while you do some education shit online and work your way up aggressively.

Make your own bridges. While you're going back to school, talk to people, make contacts. Contacts that don't kick your shit are useful. Go from there. You have the internet, for now at least. For your own sake, use it.

I actually like Eminem's songs. At least his older ones, around the "Encore" album. Love the way he manages to make shit rhyme and give it a tune. Perfect music for drawing to.

I'd give it a try if I could be bothered. But honestly, I do think it's really just a bit gimmicky, nothing much to offer in the way of innovative ice-cream eating other then where the milk's coming from. And after trying goat's milk ice-cream, there's honestly not much difference.

At 2/27/11 09:29 PM, Shade wrote: 1. Do you know what a Bat'leth is?

I've no fucking clue. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that it's something from the Warcraft universe, because their names are pretty much like that all the fucking time.

2. Have you ever been to a con of any type?

Not in the slightest, but not for want of going. I'd probably just get together a group of friends and hit the lanes to see the up-and-coming VG titles. But no, never, ever actually going to a pop-culture convention.

3. Were you in costume at said con?

lolno.

4. Do you know the full name of VG characters?

No, mainly I just refer to them by their first name or so. "Dante", "Isaac", "Master Chief" is about as indepth as I go.

5. Do you think female VG characters are screwable?

Not really. I understand the sexual appeal that dev teams get into their leading ladies, but I prefer something more down-to-earth and real. Virtual Sex Goddesses are kind of in the opposite direction of that.

Pretty vague questions man, you'd need a proper indepth quiz to really determine nerdiness. Indepth online quizzes are reknown for their reliability.

One picture of my family. If this really hits, they're dead already.

As for survival equipment, I'd travel light. Considering that I'm not to afraid to take the fight to the teeth, I'd take a machete, some instant soup, dried jerky, . For a pistol, a revolver and some ammo, enough to deal with any assholes who've gone off their top and have had the misfortune to survive.

I'd just powerwalk out of town. Considering how fucking inland I am, I'd be heading towards the nearest airfield and try to hitch a ride there, or else I'm heading towards the coast and going from there.

Either way, if it happened, I'd get out of the country asap before the real shit hits the fan and some other country or so decides to glass the place.

I'm not actually that worried about it being "dumbed down" for consoles. There's still plenty of hardcore RPG alternatives out there, and I'll probably give this game a spin if only to get my "Ser Isaac of Clarke" armours. It'll be nice to have an easy RPG for once to simply have fun playing.

I'm more worried about the shitty voice-acting and nigh-on any graphical improvement. The voice-acting particularly because I really do like to explore in video-games. Hawke being an actual character and all, I really did figured they'd put some major thought into their characters having character, but of course you really can't have everything.

I see the same type of hypocrisy all the time in Counter-Strike Source, except with auto-aim users. Bots ruining the game for you? Yeah, well, guess what. You ruined it too. Fuck off.

Just keep posting, just keeping posting, what do you do? You post.

Seriously. Just keeping posting that art - there's access to the unscouted section for anyone able to scouted and I... know some people who look through it every now and again. So just keep it up in hopes of that or so.

Too Long;Didn't Read

If you can form a coherent sentence and show some ounce of maturity by not giggling like a schoolgirl every time someone says the word "cock" (though still be able to appreciate its significance within the BBS) then you'll be fine.

Honestly, I doubt that, online at least, age matters nearly as much as maturity, but its very nature means that you can't really measure it as conveniently as age. The whole 13-years old is just a guide.

It'd improve the place by miles.

I don't care. Neither should anyone else. It's how you play the game, not who you are that matters.

I think that there's two main reasons why guys are so self-conscious around girls in games, one way or another. The first is that they think that gaming really is a dude-centric activity, male-orientated, whatever, and react negatively when that perception is threatened.

The second reason is because the girl is flaunting the fact that she can both own a vagina AND play video games at the same time. Which is justifiable to hate on, because it's annoying as shit.

One or two hours for a character, fully shaded and whatnot, and never over 8 hours for a fully background, fully shaded that sort of thing pic. I work fast. 'S probably just my style, but that's how I roll.

That said, I do know a few people who take a month or so to finish their big art pieces, those real masterpieces, and really you only get out what you put in. If I take any longer then 3 sessions on something it usually means I'm procrastinating.

It's a case of simply adjusting your patience to deal with the pressure of actually taking your time on pieces.

At 2/26/11 04:18 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Long face is long.

Was his father a horse?

I don't know. Why don't you ask Nicholas Cage for himself?

At 2/26/11 11:20 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

You now all owe me a dollar.

Delivered.

At 2/26/11 11:28 PM, fanartist wrote: My plans of people looking at me with a different perspective has been spoiled once again by my older brother.

Believe it or not, I could bet that most of the people here simpyl couldn't care less who you were related to. Taking it from my perspective, you could all be one big fucking inbred family and I'd still only call the art.

All the same, if you really want to distinguish yourself from the crowd, just keeping posting that art and posting in general (not in General). Helps to show everyone here just who you are and stuff.