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Unless you have no boundaries at all in a relationship, then going around criticizing others for being jealous is outright hypocrisy, because you're still having the same damn emotions, just to a lesser degree.

Besides, I don't find that jealousy is often selfish; not at all. It's usually more a sign that a partner is worried and protective of their partners, which is alright so long as it doesn't really constrict a relationship.

I know that I'm never jealous of a girlfriend, and that I really wouldn't care whether or not she fucked other guys or not. Taking into account that I'm usually stringing along a few girls at any one time, and you get the idea that I'm not exactly the ideal boyfriend when it comes to giving a shit about what your partner does.

But I understand jealousy, that want for intimacy.

Placing kids in a situation like that teaches them not to take responsibility for their actions.

Now, I consider myself a very responsible person, but I still have no shame in that I lie through my teeth to my parents. That's exactly why I think kids lie to their parents, at least, and it becomes a habit which carries on until they're older; that ones from personal experience.

I know I did it because if there was a slight chance I wouldn't have to own up for a stupid mistake (and I made a lot of mistakes) then I'd take it. It beats getting the punishment and then making mistakes again anyway.

I'm going to college to learn Media Design next year, and I'm fully aware of just how much of a big gigantic waste of time and money its going to be. Hell, the best reason anyone can seem to think of for me to bother is that I get a couple of extra letters after my name.

Not worth it at all, unless you like being able to procrastinate on earning a living for a bit and then pay for it later.

I've got a great future prospect for Micheal Bay, hear me out here.

I want him to swap places with the industry's own David Cage. Both do fairly well in their current fields, but both seem to have hit a glass ceiling; in that Micheal Bay doesn't understand that CGI a good movie does not make (makes a great game, though) and David Cage couldn't design a video game even if he did have an editor.

This way, everyone gets what they want. The critics of both fields get rid of a pesky thorn that gets replaced with budding potential.

I really do think Micheal Bay would make a great video game designer. Don't like the movies, never had, and I think he's better off doing fancy camerawork that doesn't end up as a blockbuster.

I have never seen a long-distance relationship work, and in all honesty don't see how it could. Besides, what would be the point? There's no real intimacy in an internet connection.

I've seen people try, and it continually fails.

That.. yielded some interesting results.

I'm 250 fucking pounds. Lets just put that up there now. And yet, I'm not fat. I'm built like a bear, and I happen to have very large thighs. I slapped them, really hard, expecting quite a bit of jiggle.

Hardly moved. Akin to slapping my desk. Keeping in mind that I go running for 2 hours a day, you'd think I'd know better, but in all honesty; no jiggle at all.

Sweet.

Females can rape guys pretty easily.

My line of thinking is; "it's not bothering me, so fuck it, go crazy".

Basically I'm thinking that taboos should really be rated on the amount of harm or annoyance it causes another person and not how personally repulsive you find said activity.

At 6/29/11 09:12 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I need more, but I keep wasting money on trivial shit like rent

Fucking laughed at this.

Anyway, I'm planning to get a full shoulder-blades tattoo of the Kraken, and I'm designing it myself. Even people who don't like tattoos, and there are a lot of them, agree that getting this tattoo would be extremely badass and actually somewhat forgivable.

Although I have to wait until my 18th for that.

Also thinking of getting Raven and a Dove on my left bicep. It'd look all symbolic and shit, but I just really like the idea of it.

I choose having an eye blinded by a red-hot poker. Extremely painful, and very much in league with the other punishments, but I can live with it much easier then the three most important parts of my body (two hands and my cock.... yeah...).

I'll supplement that punishment with some community service, which is probably worse then the blinding, then go back to living.

At 6/30/11 01:41 AM, DonCarrera wrote:

At 6/30/11 12:23 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I told you about this redesign bro, I WARNED YOU DOG.

It keeps happening, man!

lolSBaHJ, surprised someone here knew that.

At 6/29/11 05:53 PM, DonCarrera wrote: WELL...

I'm not going to reply to these posts, I'm just going to quote them to show that I extremely approve of the content being shown in them.

The ponies are alright, too.

Anyway, didn't realise that the redesign was so close to being finished. Now, I know I'm going to hate it, and that's a fact (at least the aesthetics) but it'll be nice to get an extreme technical overhaul, especially with the dawn of Truth drawing near.

I honestly thought we were going to have to wait until next year. Are we going to have to wait until june/july next year? Can I get a source on when it was announced that it was coming so soon?

all over my face and tits.

If that was implemented, I'm completely shameless to say that I would quote random users which each and every one of my posts, just to fuck with them. I wouldn't even reply to them, I'd just quote them at the end of a post.

Don't implement it, don't need inboxes cluttered up with actual, meaningful PMs, and just replies. If I'm engaging in a quote-dissection battle with another user, I can check on it myself.

I love spriting, and although I don't classify myself as a spriter I have done spriting work for a few games before and it's surprisingly therapeutic.

Learning to Flash/Audio/Art would be a good idea, but reviewing, stat-whoring, and posting on the BBS are fun activities too. This really is kind of the #1 online entertainment community.

Better yet, just click on an icon at random on the top status bar and spend a bit of time on that.

I'd use it to go back to the 1990s. I'd take the chances on a whim, and with an extra 20 years of experience under my belt I'd be ruling the NG Art Portal by now (and hopefully be level 60, etc).

Not to mention that I really just liked the 90s. So much style. Sure lots of other people have the same opinion, but I wouldn't want to change history; just relive it, and to recast the dice.

Here at my school we have a variety of senior "clubs" which revolve around organizing various parts of school affairs. Suffice to say, each and every single one of them is really damned boring.

However, does sound like your parents are probably really worried about you, if they're not just naturally meddlesome. I would say to compromise; don't join either the culinary or the computer clubs, and go with something more related to your interests.

Although if you can't cook, learning to cook is an extremely good idea. It's rewarding, too.

Awesome. He can use it to hold puppet theaters and prance around on the internet playing ponies with the imaginary userbase of Myspace.

Actually, if he actually did something like that, I'd definitely check the site out. Haven't visited the dead bastard in years.

I feel terrible for not really knowing any of these damn people. I mean, I can list plenty of game developers who are incredibly underrated and deserve some decent limelight, as compared to the current ones which continually whore out games for peanuts, but movies?

I'm going to jot down some of those movies, and get them in my next Netflix thingy. Educate myself on some decent movie history.

I do feel, though, after having watched some of Nicholas Cage's older movies (as in Face/Off) that he does seem to get a lot of shit for being in these absolutely terrible movies, but his acting still holds up. Shame about that, he might want to look into getting into a movie that has absolutely nothing to do with the supernatural.

1. Why did you join Newgrounds? How did you find this site?

I was first shown this site in an endless pre-pubescent quest for pornography, by a friend. WE went to the dress up games, and then clicked on some cyber doggy-style porn, which I still to this day think was quite high-quality.

2. Did this place live up to your expectations, or turned it out to be better/worse?

You kidding me? Those dress up games were fan-fucking-tastic! Besides, I was young, what the fuck did I know about quality?

3. Do you think that this site changed you, if yes, how?

An entire fucking 180 since I last saw it, to the point where the sheer sight of the beauty grunginess made me decide to join. Haven't looked back on it since.

4. Did you ever consider to leave, did you leave for some time, if yes, for how long and why did you come back? If you didn't leave, what are the reasons to visit this place regularly for you?

I haven't "considered" to leave, but my internet does have this tendency to not last a whole month and get capped, basically leaving me without internet for up to half a month. That tendency got commented on quite a bit, way back when.

But no, I've kept coming, mainly for the Audio Portal and the BBS. You guys tickle my funny bone (and just plain-out stoke my boner) so I'm cool with it.

5. Are you currently happy with Newgrounds or are there things that you would want to change?

I'd probably bring back the hentai ads to the BBS. Not for any particular reason, just for the hell of it and its not like anyone (on General, at least) clicks those ads, anyway.

Feel free to answer the questions, I am looking forward to your answers.

Oh, don't mention it.

1) While still eating the human, with human still in your hands after enjoying some of it already

If they were right next to me, and alive? I'd just turn around and tell them "You're really fucking tasty, did you know that?" and I'd finish the meal just to spite them.

If I was just told that what I was eating happened to be part of a person? I'd just stop eating the meal, and just to be decent tell them that cannibalism isn't really excusable "because I happened to like the taste".

2) After having finished the human and being told it then.

I'd ask the person who gave me it whether or not they got their jollies watching a guy eat some poor bastard, and whether or not I should be worried about stepping in their spunk on the way out. I'd basically attack them.

The meal itself wouldn't bother me though.

3) a few days - years after finding out you ate human.

Would be akin to me as saying something like:
"Oh, you ate some guy some time back"
"Whatever".

I honestly would not give a flying fuck. Would probably wonder why the hell I decided to take a meal in a sterilized test chamber in the first place.

4) Given the human and being told before taking your first taste.

In case you didn't get the message from the rest of my answers, I'm not curious about eating people. I wouldn't care, but it wouldn't even occur to me to eat it (well, it would if you did right now, thanks to this topic) and I'd ask more along the lines of:

"Who did you get this off you sick fuck?"

At 6/29/11 01:20 PM, psychicpebble wrote: I am a Satanist.

Say hi to the big man for me.

Anyway, I'm actually listed as an Anglican, and as to such get some pretty nifty deals, but as to what I believe in, I simply like to refer to myself as a Deist. Most flexible "religion" ever.

At 6/29/11 01:33 AM, letiger wrote:

At 6/29/11 12:53 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Everyone should be a fantastic poster just like I am.

I doubt anyone with your name can post well.

You'd be surprised. Jedi's a pretty good poster.

Anyway, ignoring all the spam topics isn't too much of a chore. It's like this place is going to turn into a bunch of well-matured youths sipping coffee by the virtual fireplace as they discuss the finer aspects of life (at least not anytime soon) but ignoring spam topics? A sinch.

Besides, I get annoyed by the people who complain about shitty topics and users a lot more then I do shitty topics and users. At least the shittiness has an excuse. They're mentally retarded; I'm afraid they don't know any better.

So just leave the poor mindblasted boy to finger his nose, and join me as I relegate some time of my day to observe and discuss the selection of Da Vinci's paintings available in the Louvre.

I figure I may as well do one of these favourite "lists" now. There's a few, but hopefully not too much.

- Peglay
- kisame
- Piggler
- Gobblemeister
- Narcissy
- Jedi-Master
- Shade
- Neoncouch
- Falonefal
- Prome
- BaronVonBadGuy
- Sindread
- Rucklo (because rucklo)

There we go, a totally irrefutable list of the users who occurred to me at this particular point in time (3:30am) to be awesome.

I'd say that you're all awesome, but you're not.

From around 1999-2009. Ten years. Pretty respectable.

When I was 8, I was sent home with an "orange slip". This orange slip was basically a notification of bad behaviour, and I was told to hit the road. Didn't take long, but they picked me up and said they'd give me another chance.

Now, I know it was meant to be a lesson. But all I saw was a couple of cockheads who couldn't deal with the fact that their son swore (which was what the orange slip was for). Didn't help that it wasn't actually me; a first-grader mixed me up with another kid.

Plus I degenerated into swearing like a fucking sailor whenever it suited, anyway. I've gotten into trouble a bunch of times, and all of them either misunderstandings or outright mispunishments. Although plenty of times were for my smartarsery (fully deserved, didn't do squat). But that was the only one that involved actual away from home experiences.

I'm going to continue discriminating against fat people. People who discriminate against fat people aren't ignorant, or anything, they're just legitimately disgusted by a person's inability to get off their fat, lazy fucking ass and exercise for 20 minutes a day. It's not that fucking hard.

Just because of this site, I'm going to point at the next fat person I see (we're talking obese fat, here, not just chubby) I'm going to point at them and laugh. I'm going to degrade them for being so fat.

This might take a while. There's no fat people here.

So, you know, this site is off to a good start.

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote: That is all.

Yes, Asandir, because this topic is absolutely completely serious and we actually think you're responsible for every bad thing to happen.

Loosen up, man, this topics just having some fun. At your expense, of course.

You can bet your ass I'd turn black for a million dollars!

It's not like I have to give up all the benefits I already have and forego all the benefits that you get as a black person (in Australia. Going to be completely honest, people go out of their way to hire educated black people here, just to forego that social taboo). So yeah, you get quite a bit more then a million dollars and who wants to be that middle-aged white man, anyway?

Cool, poltergeists!

Unfortunately, It's only 5:45pm here, so the late night shenanigans don't start for a while, for me. I guess it'll just have to wait.

My parents are divorced and still live together out of necessity for the kids, so you can guess how stable that relationship is. Really, I just clean up and take care of the kids every now and again, and am just left alone to do my own thing for the most part.

There's no real talking or conversation, and the relationships are at most a strained one; we live in the country, and there's literally nothing to do. You can't go anywhere, do anything, talk to anyone. You're all stuck under the one roof, and its been like that for the past 6 years.

Moving down here was the worst decision my parents made, and we've been paying for it; in every meaning of the word, ever since.