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Don't all animals have a recognition of other animals?

Dust mites. I get so stuffy when they're on my pillow.

At 2/25/09 06:02 PM, Evark wrote: I remember kids coming to school after Mario Party came out for N64 with bleeding palms. They'd been using them to spin the joystick around for one of the mini-games.

My brother had a blister that covered up his entire palm from playing Mario Party! It was that game where you had to run from the Boo.

At 2/25/09 06:33 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Max Payne? Tomb Raider?

You're giving examples, right?

At 2/25/09 05:20 PM, triplenoob wrote: Ok, but who the fuck would see on google images to find ways to suicide.

It's actually from Something Awful!

Ah Ash Wednesday, the time where Christians get a chance to say, "Surprise! I'm religious."

At 2/22/09 07:37 PM, NickScott wrote: I WAS HERE SINCE 99 I REMEMBER ALL THOSE COOOOOOL THINGS THAT NEW PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT

go fuck yourselves

Seconded.

I die in the beginning scene and come back as a ghost and murder everyone.

How many times is this question going to be asked? And how many times are people going to respond: "New cartoons suck?"

At 2/21/09 11:33 PM, Brick-top wrote: Not really, since obese people have much larger stomachs (or an ability to consume more) you'd merely be cutting off the excess. Like removing a tumor.

Are you suggesting that obese people are fat not by choice?

I know if I was in a situation in which I was contemplating gastric-bypass surgery, I wouldn't do it. It seems far too dangerous. It's like trying to cure a headache by cutting off the head.

Something Awesome: The Internet Makes You Intelligent

Airline food. I mean what's the deal with this stuff?

At 2/21/09 09:39 PM, DrClay wrote: You don't have to go to a church just to pray to God, and they lock up so no one steals the donation money. Smart?

True. But my point is, they used to be unlocked, but today's society has forced them to lock their doors.

I am a Christian (Catholic to be exact). As you may or may not know, Christians go to pray and attend Mass on week-ends at churches. Way back when, whether or not churches were saying Mass or not they left their doors unlocked, i.e. churches were open to all, all the time.
In present times, as a result of repeated vandalisation of holy sites, churches have been forced to lock their doors during the time in which they are not hold ceremonies. I think this is quite sad. Consider this, maybe a person is contemplating suicide, and they decide to go to where they feel closest to God: a church. Maybe all this person needs is a little prayer time, and he won't off him/herself. Too bad! The door is locked.

What happens if it was the individual's toddler cousin or other?

I have a Brazilian friend, and I usually give him alot of flak about being unclean, loving soccer, being exceptionally hairy!

At 2/20/09 11:56 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: It's a funny show, I have both episodes recorded on my DVR.

But as for the other questions, it would be awesome if they gave Jeff Dunham a show.

Yes, I like Jeff Dunham.

As much as I like Jeff Dunham (Achmed the Dead Terrorist!), I don't that he should get a show, I just think it would get very old after the first...show.

...with Demetri Martin. It's a new show on Comedy Central starring some comedian you've never heard of: Demetri Martin. I was watching it the other night and it was just a bunch of random skits thrown together. I mean, I really couldn't believe that they gave this guy a show. I was wondering if anyone else has seen this, and their opinions of it.

Linkage

What other comedians would you like to see have a show?

That sounds like a massive waste of time, effort, and money.

Then penicorns would be real!

A man can dream...

At 2/20/09 09:26 PM, Timmy wrote: Silly Hats Only.

The exact same animation came to my mind! Don Herztefeldt is the man.

"The smartest man in the world, isn't."

So you didn't get the drink you requested?

At 2/16/09 11:43 PM, Piss wrote: I have better things to do.

Like sit at your computer and post on the Newgrounds BBS?

Has anyone ever searched a moderator in the "Author" searchbar? I think it is kind of funny to see their oldest posts, before they were mods. Something they ban for now, could have been something they wrote themselves years ago!

At 2/16/09 10:54 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

it pretty stupid to shun a whole genre for one, not so well received, movie. that be like saying "oh, i didn't like man for man, so i don't like any gay porn." ridiculous.

Ah, you make a fine point. A girl goes up to her boyfriend and says, "I don't want to be with you anymore, you're a pedophile." The boyfriend responds, "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 10-year-old."

I started hating dark humor after "The Cable Guy."

At 2/16/09 05:40 PM, TheRipper00 wrote:

See if ya like this, I used another Classic QT Moive

You read my mind! Thanks alot.

Lies? What lies do you speak of?