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If you can't take the heat get out the kitchen!

Ask for a parley!

Pfft! Call me when the Army starts hiring Heavies.

At 4/21/09 01:05 PM, Fim wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTX-s5eGt Lw

Link's broken.

At what kind of business do you work at?

Are you asking because you just finished playing Call of Duty 4?

I'd create a virus which infects your computer if you click on my .gif level image. Then, the virus would seek out where you lived, and this information would be sent to a hired gun.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

It's all just a big coincidence.

Only God can judge me.

You actually think someone will respond to this request?

Nobody in my house has ever read what I post on Newgrounds. I don't think they would care in the least anyway.

"I'm so unoriginal that I have to ask for suggestions for my catch-phrase on the Newgrounds forum!"

Oh yeah? Well all that's nothing compared to [Insert#][InsertNameofPerson][Insert#][I nsertSeeminglyHarmlessObject]

Well, that's what friends are for. They're people you can talk ineloquently around without having to worry about what they think of you.

Newgrounds will shut down once Pimp reaches level 60.

*Sits and waits for the person to make the last person to post in this thread*

If God is with us, who can be against us?

You kidding me? Piss is a key ingredient in all energy drinks!

At 4/15/09 08:24 PM, linkinpatt wrote: How about www.trounce.com?

Hmm, looks like someone already had the bright idea. Sorry about that!

No double post

How about www.trounce.com?
It will keep people guessing about what will be on the site.

Ah, my friend, I don't envy you. I can see how such a situation can (and most likely will) become quite uncomfortable for you. Good luck with that!

"The smartest man in the world -- isn't."
I love how one of your requirements for being a proverb is "it doesn't make sense the first time you read it."

The world's gonna end in 2012 anyway, why bother trying to conserve Earth's resources.

At 4/13/09 09:39 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
Too bad he only got four scores in seven years.

Now that's punny!

At 4/13/09 09:20 PM, elementell wrote:

At 4/13/09 09:20 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:

At 4/13/09 09:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I learned that William Shakespeare was probably gay.

And De Vinci.

And George Washington.

And Abraham Lincoln.

How hilarious would it be if a wife met her husband on this website?

Catholicism FTW!

Who's with me?

Two walruses mating would be pretty cool to observe.

Do you dip, or for that matter, have you ever? If so, what's your favorite brand/style/flavor?

This year's joke would have been alot more believable had it been the same exact Newgrounds layout, just with the absence of the BBS.