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This letter is much too long overdue.

Those two little spawns of Satan deserve to get AIDS and die a very horrible, gruesome, and slow death. That is one of the most evil things I have ever seen.

At least you can still post about your problems on Newgrounds!

I'm not sure if this counts neccesarily as bad grammar, but I hate it when people say "axe" instead of "ask." As in, "I need to axe him a question."

What country's navy are you in?

Do you regret joining the navy?

At 2/13/09 11:31 PM, Zerok wrote: What kind of story will you make up if it scars?

How about his penis was so gargantuan that he had to have reduction surgery for his health?

The strange kid next door is imaginary, your cousins are imaginary, and both the dog and the rabbit are imaginary. I suggest you get off the computer before the orderlies start looking for you.

'Ello there

I would like to request a forum signature. I haven't any real criteria, just something that people will remember seeing. Any help received would be highly appreciated. Thank you in advance.

At 2/13/09 04:17 AM, ArtistJ wrote: that's interesting. I'm opposite.
Reading about everyone else's depressing problems makes me depressed.

Why bother even going on the BBS then?

For myself, I feel it's very relaxing to lurk the threads and to read all the witty remarks being made.

So THAT'S why you don't steal from the cookie jar, you get your fingers sliced off.

Everything you want to know is explained here.

At 12/19/08 01:45 PM, Mechabloby wrote: In the end, we're left with a cliff hanger: who is infected? Kurt Russell or his black car?

"The Ultimate in Automobile-Alien Terror"

I am having the same problem as the OP. Maybe it is just temporary and will go away shortly.

The female human orgasm is the only orgasm designed specifically for pleasure, not for procreation.

At 12/19/08 01:13 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I Am Legend could use a sequel. That'd be pretty cool. For the most part, sequels and installments suck, and are just created to gain more revenue. Sequels do sell better.

I don't think watching humanity rebuild itself would be too interesting.

At 12/19/08 12:47 PM, AniMetal wrote: Lost power thursday(The 11th) afternoon round 7 PM. Didn't get it back till today roughly two hours ago.

You from New Hampshire?

If a horse sticks his penis in your anus you die.

At 12/18/08 11:14 PM, Thimbles wrote:
Dogs, among most mammals, also have a Baculum (dick bone).

A walrus' baculum (I'm trusting you on the spelling) is 24 inches long.

Female pregnant seahorses transport their fertilized eggs into the male's egg-carrying pouch soon after conception. The father is the parent who eventually gives birth to the new horseys.

And look! It's typing Reno, Nevada instead of Rino, Furtada!

At 12/18/08 10:21 PM, Randy74 wrote: Why shouldn't it? The sunshine gives you vitamin D.

I never thought that information about the integumentary system in my life science book textbook would come in handy. Knowledge is power!

This thread has GREAT potential

It recently popped into my mind as a result of that news story in which the girl's middle name is Aryan Nation. SchillingerFTW

Frogs push food down their throat with the backs of their eyeballs.

You're sure gonna need a hell of alot of punch...

Good evening.

I was just wondering about how many flags it takes to level up your whistle. I've been doing it for the past couple of days and I haven't made any progress. Anyone know the answer?

At 12/18/08 10:12 PM, TJoyal wrote: A cop and he's in a band

This band perchance?

My father is the manager of a Super Stop and Shop.

At 12/17/08 04:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: It's why I never hold when I drive, but the paranoia is there regardless.

What is this a paranoia of?