This guy named Johnny right, his wife left him and she took the kids with her right so Johnny's now like, " I wanna die!" so he buys a gun a trys to shoot him self he keeps saying "I wanna die" so he pulls the trigger but he didn't buy ammo so he keeps saying "I wanna die!" so he drinks poisson and the poisson is old so it just gives him a stomach ace so while he's vomiting he keeps saying "I wanna die" so then he sees a robbery and the guys pulls out a gun and says "Wheres Tom Anderson" so Johnny runs in and says "I'm Tom Anderson" and the robery tells him "Okay Mr. Anderson, leave this place fast because we're gonna kill all of these people!"
~LMFAO!