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Topic: Mario & Luigi 3 Debut Trailer

Posted: 10/11/08 09:11 AM

Forum: Video Games

I wonder what hilarious and physics-defying things they will do this time.

They already some how managed to survive being digested in the first game, and they should have destroyed the universe when they went time traveling in the second game, what's next?


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Topic: We have a situation here!!

Posted: 09/28/08 02:11 AM

Forum: General

I'd keep on running, noticing that numerous Army helis are over the KFC, and a couple of them are pointing their Gatling guns at the chicken dinosaur.

And if that fucking thing gets any where close to me, I'd push my friend behind me.


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Topic: We have a situation here!!

Posted: 09/28/08 02:05 AM

Forum: General

I'd take the SWAT team member's gun and get out of that crazy KFC.


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Topic: i just found a copy of...

Posted: 09/28/08 01:37 AM

Forum: General

At 9/28/08 12:04 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 9/27/08 11:45 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: i can beat that.i have a musty old copy of windows 96 sitting in a box in my room.
I have a working computer running Windows 3.5

I have a Amstrad CPC running CP/M after days of long work.

I'd like to see anyone top the first OS invented.

Eat my knowledge of compatible microprocessors! And my father's pack rattiness!

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Topic: Read before Boycotting Chrome

Posted: 09/03/08 06:11 PM

Forum: General

Thanks to this, people think that using Google Chrome, they will have the ability to use anything you post on the Internet without legal issues.

*facedesk*

Seriously? You think their EULA can override US Law? I think someone made an accident on the EULA, i think its supposed to say that they can use your information from Chrome to promote their browser.

If they take anything to do anything that isn't the above, they WILL get their asses kicked by the legal system.

Now why I am posting this as a topic and not as a post to the Read this before using Google Chrome thread?

Most people on general don't bother to read the whole thread.


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Topic: Mass Effect Club

Posted: 09/03/08 06:03 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Finished the game two times with My level 60 Paragon Soldier, and is starting my second playthrough with my lvl 51 Biotic.

Anybody noticed how "fortified" that base was on Vimire?

Seriously, they couldn't drop a nuke on it, declare Saren dead, and call it a day?

the things we give up for RPG elements....

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Topic: Weapons YOU want

Posted: 09/02/08 12:37 AM

Forum: Video Games

Can tools used as weapons count?

Because I want a bionic arm. I don't care if the weight makes be unable to jump, I want to grab enemy soldiers and fling them all around!


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Topic: Take a trip to Chernobyl!

Posted: 09/01/08 08:17 PM

Forum: General

with a tour provided by SoloEast!

RULES: STALKER suits provided by company, guards with Metal Storm assault rifles will accompany us, please do not leave the group. You will experience a grisly death by Bloodsuckers, zombified tourists, boars, psi-dogs, bandits, Monolith and possibly the dreaded Chernobyl dog.

Pitstops include Cordon, the Bar, Yantar, and the famous Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant.
We'll provide Anti-rads against any radiation or blowouts, and the Guards are from Blackwater, and are wearing SEVA suits.
This is approved by the Military, so a Hind will pick up the group, and drop them off back at Kiev.


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Topic: Vista Cant Play Videos?

Posted: 09/01/08 05:56 PM

Forum: General

Ok, first:

Did you tried using different browsers?

If you tried all that you had then:

Did you tried compabitilty mode?

If so then:

Can you play Youtube videos:

If so, then that website either sucks balls at putting up videos, or something's wrong with it. Because when I tried to play it, It'd crashed my Firefox.


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Topic: Combat Arms

Posted: 09/01/08 01:45 PM

Forum: Video Games

Its just going to be another Warrock.

By that, I mean its eventually going to turn into another Pay or your fucked "Free" shooter.


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Topic: Turtle rape...

Posted: 08/31/08 04:47 PM

Forum: General

For those that can't watch due to lack of a youtube account, here you go.


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Topic: Met a "God Hates Fags" person

Posted: 08/31/08 04:43 PM

Forum: General

At 8/31/08 04:41 PM, DJ-Divinorum wrote: Makes you wonder how can homosexuality be a sin if it isn't a choice?

Sins are normally choices.

Bible is flawed, and religion is bullshit.

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Technically, the only part of the Bible where people are ordered to hunt gays is in the Old Testament, and even then, only to a speific order of people.

For all we know, Jesus could have been cool with homosexuality.

Alas, the original New Testament has been lost.....

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Topic: Red vs Blue

Posted: 08/31/08 03:37 PM

Forum: Video Games

Do you know where I can get the email of one of the storywriters? Because I want to email them about a huge gaping plothole in their original series.

In the last episode of Season 5, apparently, Tex died when Andy went off.

But two problems, first, Church died when he got shot when Caboose set Autofire on Sheila, and he came back as a ghost, so why should they be worried, and two, Didn't Tex already die before?


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Topic: Windows Vista Problems

Posted: 08/31/08 03:14 AM

Forum: General

At 8/31/08 02:32 AM, Somepurson wrote: Cough
At 8/31/08 02:40 AM, Trommel wrote: Cough
Cough...COUGH
HACK... Wheeeez
Cough COUGH COUGHGHHGHHGH
UGHHUGGHHHUHHGHH COUGH COUGH...

Shit... I need some water

Uh, Vista isn't that shitty anymore, I bet the majority of the people complaining didn't even try to fix the problems, they just reinstalled XP the instant they had a problem.

Also, FYI XP wasn't perfect at first, and still isn't.


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Topic: Damn it Putin

Posted: 08/29/08 01:56 AM

Forum: General

Putin worses US-Russia relations by accusing the US of orchestrating the Georgian conflict.

However, this is getting creepy, as this is really damn close to the events of Ghost Recon.

The Russian government complains to the United Nations that the Americans have interfered in their affairs, and eventually they send in their army to aid the rebels.

Taken from the Ghost Recon plot overview. Anybody see a resemblance?


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Topic: postal movie out

Posted: 08/28/08 09:52 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 8/28/08 09:41 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: An Uwe Boll movie didn't suck ass?

HERETIC! HERETIC! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! >:C

Dude, burning at the stake? That's so old school.

I'd say we electrocute him with a computer running Crysis at full power.


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your browser!

Posted: 08/28/08 06:48 PM

Forum: General

At 8/28/08 06:44 PM, LightandDark wrote: *puts up caution signs*

DO NOT STEP OVER CAUTION SIGNS, OR LEST YOU FALL INTO A DEEP HOLE.

Whoops, wrong hole

Show Newgrounds your browser!


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your browser!

Posted: 08/28/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

*puts up caution signs*

DO NOT STEP OVER CAUTION SIGNS, OR LEST YOU FALL INTO A DEEP HOLE.

Show Newgrounds your browser!


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Topic: What Happened?

Posted: 08/28/08 06:30 PM

Forum: Video Games

Looked it up on Wikipedia.

You fail at reading things, Wikipedia clearly states that the 1996 Shellshock and the Nam '67 Shellshock are NOT related.


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Topic: The A-team - Someone Died!!!

Posted: 08/28/08 07:28 AM

Forum: General

He's dead.

Last time I checked, people don't survive getting shot if its lethal.


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Topic: Hey Canadians, Aussies, Brits,euros

Posted: 08/28/08 05:58 AM

Forum: General

And?

Most of the time, people who argue that the US Economy is total shit while there is fine are hypocritical or just plain dumb.

As the person above them said, the majority of people who complain about you are just butthurt losers who can't take they lost in a debate against you.


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Topic: Castle Crashers Is Live!!!

Posted: 08/27/08 04:16 AM

Forum: General

I don't have a 360........or any current gen console at all.

I suck at life don't I?

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Topic: Battlefield Heroes

Posted: 08/24/08 03:38 AM

Forum: Video Games

Anybody else noticed their number of registered users have been going down since they STILL FUCKING REFUSE TO DO A LOTTERY SYSTEM >:(!?!?

I don't think much fanfare will go once the actual game is released to the whole public.


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Topic: Iscribble

Posted: 08/24/08 01:11 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 01:03 AM, Laughingbox wrote: Why done we play now?

Uh, your session name please.

I can't invite you until I know your session name.

Laughingbox I presume?


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Topic: Iscribble

Posted: 08/24/08 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 12:31 AM, SkyBloo wrote:
At 8/24/08 12:28 AM, snoboard17 wrote: They have more users online than Newgrounds.
Its actually pretty cool and theres a lot of users with talent but they dont tolerate bad behavior you should try it.

Only on the public forums, on the private forums, they don't care what you do.

Well, unless you actually submit to the galley pornographic or extremely offencive.

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Topic: Iscribble

Posted: 08/24/08 12:20 AM

Forum: General

Like Isketch? But never liked the point system? Don't like the fact you have to draw what the words mean, or that only one person (technically two if you pick tandem mode....) can draw at a time? Just want to go batshit insane and draw whatever you feel like?

Well try Iscribble. But you have to make an account...and read the bottom.

NOTE: DO NOT MAKE A PUBLIC BOARD. EVER. YOU'LL GET BANNED! Or at least you will if you draw and type inappropriate content....

Just make a private board, and start inviting people when they say they're going to join.

For those that start boards: When a person who wants to join says his SESSION name, you type /invite (insert person's SESSION name) and he'll be invited to join.

For those that want to join boards: When you want to join, type your SESSION NAME (NOT ACCOUNT NAME) so the person that did start the current Newgrounds board can invite you.

Board is up, just tell me your SESSION name (your session name is the name you get when you log in, though usually its your account name, though some people decide to pick different session names.

This is getting complicated isn't it?

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Topic: game ur loking 4forward 2 this year

Posted: 08/22/08 03:40 AM

Forum: Video Games

WARNING: COPYPASTA AHEAD, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

I'm currently checking out:
2008:
Spore
Fallout 3
Stalker: Clear Sky
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
Crysis Warhead
Civilization IV: Colonization
Lego Batman
De Blob
Legendary
Rise of the Argonauts
TomClancy's Endwar
Shaun White Snowboarding
Dead Space
Fable 2
C&C: Red Alert 3
Left 4 Dead
Call of Duty: World at War
Mirror's Edge
GTA IV PC

2009:
2 Days to Vegas
Anno 1404
Alan Wake
Aliens: Colonial Marines
Alpha Protocol
ArmA 2
Battlestations: Pacific
BioShock 2
Borderlands
Demigod
Earth No More
Ghostbusters
Just Cause 2
Mass Effect 2
Mafia 2
Overlord 2
Postal 3
Prototype
Tiberium
The Sims 3
The Godfather 2
They
TomClancy's H.A.W.X

I bet most of these games you people never heard of before.


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Topic: Fuck Yes! Fuck You China!

Posted: 08/22/08 03:26 AM

Forum: General

No, they're under investigation, the only news source that says that it has been proven that one of the gymnasts were underage was from Fox News.

http://news.google.ca/news?hl=en&safe=of f&resnum=0&q=China+gymnastic+underage&um =1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=1&
ct=title


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Topic: An Intriguing Image Has Been Found

Posted: 08/22/08 03:23 AM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 03:22 AM, tomato-soup wrote: Thats absolutely disgusting. And most likely he did not post this.

It has glowing text and it has his face, its probably just a story.

Its the mod forums, most of us have no fucking clue what they do in there. Though the mods said the vast majority of the threads were explicit............


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Topic: Funny anime subtitles.

Posted: 08/21/08 02:10 AM

Forum: General

At 8/17/08 10:57 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Original Transformers cartoon was made in Japan right?

Most hilarious short moment all day.

I don't get it. Is the funny thing is that the transformer isn't saying anything?


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