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At 11/26/10 01:43 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Crapping myself in front of my whole third grade class. Never did live that one down.

I actually threw up in my second grade class all over the floor once. That was embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as the time I crapped myself at recess that same year. >_>

My eccentricity, and my slight timidity. Luckily, I can overcome my timidity when I actually need to. If someone were to try to take advantage of my timid nature, I suddenly change.

I celebrate Thanksgiving because the white man fucked over the Indians. God bless our Caucasian overlords.

At 11/24/10 03:59 AM, Rucklo wrote: help me, obi-wan-kenobi, you're my only hope.

Fuck off Rucklo, you're on your own.

STH.

Can anyone please think of something dirty with my initials please? Kthxbai.

I'm part of Newgrounds' slave labor department.

At 11/26/10 12:30 AM, dylan-double-c wrote:
So, Newgrounds, hear from any sources of wisdom, lately?

No, but this website is full of wisdom. You should check it out.

At 11/25/10 11:55 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Attention Newfags:

I'm not sure if being here for about a year entitles you to be able to call others "newfags".

At 11/25/10 11:36 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 11/25/10 11:34 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Depends, what gender and how good of friends are we talking?

Really good friend, girl

Well then...Fap Fap Fap.

I like the eyes on the left more. The color is more visible to me.

At 11/24/10 04:17 PM, Deadclever23 wrote:

Should music that glorifies crime in anyway be banned?

No, freedom of speech protects this as well, as long as it doesn't involve encouraging the violent overthrow of the U.S. government and other things related to that.

At 11/25/10 08:35 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Because I know every last one of you going to die.

Learn some grammar retard.

At 11/25/10 06:36 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 11/25/10 06:19 PM, Korriken wrote: It was Lee Harvey Oswald, hired by the FBI, who was ordered by the cia, whose director was good friends with Lydon Johnson, as the request of the Bilderburg Group.

there. case closed.

thats almost as believable as barney using the Doctors TARDIS to Assassinate JFK to continue the Cold War and brain wash the children.

Have you ever actually taken a look at the Warren commission's findings? Because if you have, then you'd notice the many inconsistencies within the report. Open your eyes man. I'm not big on conspiracies, but something's obviously not right with the circumstances surrounding Kennedy's death.

At 11/24/10 10:58 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Possible alt is possible?

That can't be. We must take that alternate account seriously--

OH WAIT.

At 11/25/10 03:53 PM, Strength wrote: well that definitely became the most awkward thanksgiving dinner.

I don't even know how one can continue on to eat with that little girl.

At 11/18/10 01:58 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: We can attend massive military parades together...

While we swear eternal allegiance to our benevolent lord Kim jong-il!

At 11/18/10 01:24 AM, Cootie wrote: You know, I was think about coming with a bunch of cash to spend on spiffy suits. But then I remembered this was a communist country so I would have to split the cash so we all have the same amount. Fuck that noise.

Darn commies.

Would you mind paying for me comrade? I'm too lazy to pay for it myself.

Hey bitches, I'm 5'5, and I'm posting here. Do something about it if you must.

It's OK to be with girls that have bigger dicks than you.

At 11/18/10 01:25 AM, PaintDrNet wrote:
I don't hate Poozy because he gave unfair bans. though, i wouldn't know. I haven't been banned before. I hate him because alot of times he acts like an immature troll.

True, but he only did that to be funny, which he was, in my opinion.

R. I. P. Poozy.

He was actually a pretty cool mod, and although he banned me once, it was very much justified.

I <3 Poozy.

So many butthurt users would love to disagree with me though.

At 11/17/10 03:15 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 11/17/10 02:42 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 11/17/10 02:29 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I didn't cap Medi-care, and I preferred large spending cuts across the board in federal government.

Yep.

Disregard this post. I just thought it over and slightly revised my choices, here!

You ended tax cuts for the lower 98 percent, but not the upper 2 percent.

I would love to hear your explanation for this.

You're going to flame me into the stone age if I even try to give you a serious response. LOL.

I absolutely LOVE green apples. I won't touch any other kind.

At 11/17/10 02:29 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I didn't cap Medi-care, and I preferred large spending cuts across the board in federal government.

Yep.

Disregard this post. I just thought it over and slightly revised my choices, here!

I didn't cap Medi-care, and I preferred large spending cuts across the board in federal government.

Yep.

At 11/16/10 09:59 PM, zammy727 wrote: how am i supposed to know its youtube link?

If you have a browser like Google Chrome, Firefox, or Internet Explorer, and you hover your mouse over the link, it'll show you at the bottom where the link heads to.

Helpful post is helpful.

Beating your meat.

At 11/16/10 02:14 AM, Painted-Gorilla wrote: close your eyes at a right time or normal time i know it can be difficult but be patient and fall asleep

it once took me 3 hours to fall asleep while closing my eyes

Wow, that must've fucking sucked. I tried doing that once, and i think I lasted for about 10 minutes for screaming in anger out of frustration.

Not to post in this thread like an asshole, but have you tried googling a solution to your problem?

At 11/16/10 02:02 AM, LaniLETHAL wrote:
SO Newgrounds, do you sleep with your feet/toes under a blanket, or out in the cold?

I prefer to keep my feet covered, but I guess it really doesn't matter for me, as I don't get cold very easily.