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At 9/2/12 11:12 PM, T3XT wrote: Scenario: you and your partner have to make love in cosplay.

What cosplays would you most enjoy doing it in?

I think of the strangest threads

her as punie tanaka and myself as paya-tan from "dai mahou touge," or gnomes.

At 12/27/10 06:58 PM, CalvinGodly wrote:

At 12/27/10 06:35 PM, liger91 wrote: Howdy, maf*ckas! I'm back!

Stopping you right there, read the Forum rules.

What do they do to first-time offenders?

Howdy, maf*ckas! I'm back! I know it's been a good while since I made a post, so here it is: who else doesn't like "Glee" without having seen even one episode, at least from start to finish? I mean, it just doesn't seem like that much of a show to me. There's a good satire of it in a recent issue of "MAD" that sums it all up for me: a run-of-the-mill teen/tween dramedy with a bunch of stereotypical token characters, like the slave-driver teacher that needs to get laid, but who's so anal, she couldn't relax long enough to actually open her legs, the "overweight" black girl who can sing, but is also an outcast, the emo(s), the jocks, the cheerleaders, and the other generally "beautiful" people forming the population of this glossy world where young entertainment hopefuls sing and dance in spectacular musical numbers with better production values than any real high school in this country could ever hope to have, all while anxiously awaiting the day that they realize their dream of performing on a huge stage in front of a worldwide audience and, thusly, gaining mainstream acceptance. Sounds cliched, but with shows out there entitled " Sh*t My Dad Says," what do you expect? Your feedback will be greatly appreciated.

P.S. Technically, it's announced as "Bleep My Dad Says" in spots for it, but, y'know...

At 2/6/10 11:02 PM, ThePl0xMaker wrote: Only part of King of the Hill that I find funny is, that Connie cheats on Dale with that indian guy. IN A CAR.

That's Nancy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 5009 Egg's BAGMAN3000

At 10/12/09 05:49 PM, DeIirium wrote: Most pointless topic made today.

Well, excuse me for just trying to make conversation!

Do any of you agree that a woman in boots has the power to beat us men up? I think so. I'd like to hear your opinion.

At 10/12/09 04:40 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:14 PM, liger91 wrote:
Cyberhead. Nintenblow. Master Head. A Trip To The Headroom Kingdom. Headtroid Prime. Koopa Job. Super Mariblow '09. Xblow 360. The list goes on.

Those are pretty good, man.

Thanks!

At 10/12/09 04:15 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:14 PM, liger91 wrote: Cyberhead. Nintenblow. Master Head. A Trip To The Headroom Kingdom. Headtroid Prime. Koopa Job. Super Mariblow '09. Xblow 360. The list goes on.

Xblow 69 you mean.

I thoughta that!

At 10/12/09 03:56 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: One of my friends told me a story about this bouncer at a strip club who got a bj from one of strippers while playing halo. So my friends and are trying to think of a term when you're getting head while playing video games.

Any ideas?

Cyberhead. Nintenblow. Master Head. A Trip To The Headroom Kingdom. Headtroid Prime. Koopa Job. Super Mariblow '09. Xblow 360. The list goes on.

At 10/6/09 05:22 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 10/6/09 05:15 PM, liger91 wrote: I know this is gonna sound like a cry for help, and it is, but for anyone who can animate, but not write, I offer my services. With Mom's permission, and yours, I can e-mail you scripts. Just an idea.

Are you trying to say that you can program or write a script? I'm confused...

If you're looking for artists to do flash, you probably want to get to know people in the flash forums.

When I said script, I meant dialogue. Dialogue for a Flash, possibly one wih no sound, or for an artist wo can't come up with dialogue themselves.

I know this is gonna sound like a cry for help, and it is, but for anyone who can animate, but not write, I offer my services. With Mom's permission, and yours, I can e-mail you scripts. Just an idea.

You all probably don't think about it that much, but the FCC/networks are just too strict with regard to what can or can't be seen and heard on TV, as are movie theaters with their fare. One to protect "public interest," and the other protect its image as an "all-ages" or "family-oriented" institution. You also see paralells in the gaming industry with its policy of not marketing AO-rated games. My point here is that with this stubborn policy being enforced every day, the creative freedom of the original author(s) is taken away, and for what? Conservation of the status quo? Again, I'm sure you're all well aware of these points, but to me, it's all just another example of a government controlling its people.

At 5/11/09 06:08 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/11/09 05:59 PM, Falling-Angel wrote: GEE I DONT KNOW.

Maybe to not get a AO rating, in which the game would not be sold by major retailers?

I have yet to see an AO game, I've heard of the AO rating but I didn't think that there were any games with it.

Oh, there are, dating back to 1996, so I've read.

This may end up being interpreted as one of the most uninformed and closed-minded BBS posts you've ever seen, but I just don't understand why seemingly every other film has to be a remake. It's not that these are necessarily bad pieces of cinema (at least not the ones I've seen) but sometimes it just gets ridiculous. Is our society at such an entertainment stand-still that we feel we have to pump ourselves full of nostalgia? Are there really that many nerds out there, with all this Transformers and Star Trek and what not! Too much science-fiction!

At 9/14/09 04:57 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/14/09 04:55 PM, Gortag wrote: The southern half of America has a mexican population that is growing at an alarming rate.

i dont wanna fucking talk to them.

Be that way, bitch!

There are a few tennets of Catholicism that I find hard to believe. One is that of papal infallibility. On the surface, there's a reasonable explanation for this. Catholics seem to view the pope as a kind of "window to God," similar to the "third eye" of Hinduism. But how can a Catholic say "Nobody's perfect" when they believe that this one old man of God is, and that he holds all the answers to their problems and those of the world? Secondly, there's the Catholic veneration of saints. At least one Catholic I know prays to "Saint Anthony" to help her find things and has told other people about this supposedly "helpfful" phrase. The prayer is as follows: "Dear Saint Anthony, please come around. Something's been lost and needs to be found." You say that three times and whatever you've lost, you'll supposedly find. That's the idea. Assenine, ain't it? "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home." Bah! Lastly, there's all the dogma, which I don't know much about, but let me just say this: Babies aren't born sinners. And I think saints are dead, by the way. They may have done great things in their respective lifetimes, but they're dead now and can't help you or anyone else. What do all of you think?

At 3/28/09 12:13 PM, TomFulp wrote: At 4:55pm on March 25th, we had our baby! I'll figure out more to say later... Just wanted to pop in and let everyone know! And there is some new stuff up on the front page and I still hope to put together a list of Flash you may have missed this week, once I catch up a bit.

Congratulations, Mr. Fulp!

All of the results will be posted in my daily news po

Is this real? Do you actually hold cards somewhere, or is it a game or somethig?

At 1/25/09 12:39 AM, Piss wrote: All my days are perfect because I don't understand the concept of bad.

You faker! You're a cynic under that

facade of optimism, aren't you? That was a joke! Don't lie to us all!

For anyone who might like to know, "The Wrestler" is in theaters nationwide!

At 1/3/09 09:22 PM, Basspro55 wrote: What the hell is ''the wrestler''?

It's a movie.

At 11/11/07 02:33 AM, puddinN64 wrote: Does anyone have any tips for me on my upcoming season?

Well, puddinN64, I'm just a fan, but since you asked: Stiff! Stiff! Stiff, when you feel like it! What's your alignment? Face, heel, tweener? What's your style? If you're a high-flier, try new things! Do you have an Arabian Press in your arsenal? That's always good! Remember to innovate, whatever your style!

I've a proposition to all Newgrounders who actively submit Flash! In anticipation of the nationwide release of "The Wrestler" on January 16th, I ask you all to submit wrestling-related Flash movies and/or games! Submissions can be related to "The Wrestler", for any of you who may have attended a select-city screening. I don't care what you submit, as long as it's wrestling-related. Any style (sports entertainment, lucha libre, puroresu, etc.) is fine. Please respond! This film could give a real boost in popularity to the sport of the common man! P.S.: We could even hold a contest to determine which user's submission(s) is/are the best!

At 12/30/08 12:45 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: It can be split into people who go on the forums, and people who come here and vote.

Us, the forum users should unite and destroy the scum who dares come to newgrounds to gain higher levels with no purpose!

Newgrounders unite!

But what about the people like me, who do both, who don't care excessively about levels, and who can't manage to upload any Flash?! What about them?! I have no real skill! I haven't managed to make anything meaningful! Am I a Jew to your Hitler?! A target of your proposed cyber-holocaust?!

At 12/29/08 11:01 PM, cogli-2 wrote: oh, EVERYONE knows me, they would SURELY recognize me, and I would certainly recognize any single newgrounder I would meet, most definetly.

I don't know you. Well, I may have heard of you, but still.

At 12/29/08 01:26 PM, TJoyal wrote: If you met a newgrounds user and they asked you your username, and you told them, do you think they'd know who you are?

Personally, I would think they would. At least my name should sound familiar.

Actually, TJoyal, I'm not sure. Dou you mean, if I met them in public? Well, yeah. On second thought, I don't think they'd know me. Mybe so. IDK.

At 12/29/08 01:26 PM, TJoyal wrote: If you met a newgrounds user and they asked you your username, and you told them, do you think they'd know who you are?

Personally, I would think they would. At least my name should sound familiar.

Actually, TJoyal, I'm not sure. Dou you mean, if I met them in public? Well, yeah. On second thought, I don't think they'd know me.

The last two times (I think that's correct) I've shaved, my dad's done the work. I don't shave myself, I get shaved. I'm a jumpy f***er, too, nervous as a wet cat, so I've apparently received nicks, which I haven't even felt. I got a Norelco shaver for Christmas (as anyone who read my contribution to Mr. Fulp's "Merry Christmas" entry already knows), so I guess I'll have to warm up to that pretty soon.

I installed a thirty-day trial for Flash cs4, which I haven't done anything meaningful with. I figured I could get the trial, and then, when that ran out, at least I'd have an account. I try to make it a point to contribute a steady vote to ng in order to gain experience (I missed two days in a row.) Although, without contributing Flash, it feels like something's missing. It's like uploading Flash is the next step up. Without that, it's all a bunch of empty status. Maybe I shouldn't feel that way, as it seems quite a few of you didn't create accounts for the sole purpose of creating Flash. Not initially, at least. Anyhow, that's my deal, b***hes, take it or leave it.