At 11/25/09 02:35 AM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 11/24/09 01:51 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 11/24/09 01:45 PM, lifeofmystery wrote: i dont mean YOU, i mean in general, most people herewould most likely tear out my guts, and then
grind them into steak like shapes and then feed them too hungry dogs or orphans or somthing. but
thank you, atleast somone here dont hate me, now then \.... i dont know how to make this post on
topic..... how very lovely (sarcasm).......

I don't hate you either. I agree with SlipperyMooseCakes though - just put more thought into what you post.

I, on the other hand, do hate you. If I ever see you in public I'm going to punch you in the face, hard.

that much, is one very easily assumed fact. i now you hate me.bow then, anyone here know a good bling combo for the LSW on modern warfare 2? cant find a good combination that works for the LSW.

At 11/24/09 10:46 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 11/24/09 10:28 AM, lifeofmystery wrote:

At 11/24/09 03:31 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 11/23/09 08:01 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I got Left 4 Dead 2. It's no fun playing alone so if anybody has it I will be up for playing it.

Come back to MW2. Daddy needs his son back.

I was playing last night. Zombie said he was getting on at around 9:45 and didn't end up contacting me until 12:15

...

Typical Zombie. Wadolf was on though.

i got modern warfare, and im up for a mtach or two, send me a frind request and ill join... but ill doubt yoll do that, cause you all hate me.... and i am only level 21 after all...... nevermind for get about this post.

I don't hate you, I just wish you would put more time and thought into what you post.

*I have Modern Warfare 2, and I'm up for a match or two. Send me a friend request and I will except. I doubt you will do that because you all hate me, not to mention I'm only level 21. Never mind, forget about this post.

i dont mean YOU, i mean in general, most people herewould most likely tear out my guts, and then grind them into steak like shapes and then feed them too hungry dogs or orphans or somthing. but thank you, atleast somone here dont hate me, now then \.... i dont know how to make this post on topic..... how very lovely (sarcasm).......

At 11/24/09 03:31 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 11/23/09 08:01 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I got Left 4 Dead 2. It's no fun playing alone so if anybody has it I will be up for playing it.

Come back to MW2. Daddy needs his son back.

I was playing last night. Zombie said he was getting on at around 9:45 and didn't end up contacting me until 12:15

...

Typical Zombie. Wadolf was on though.

i got modern warfare, and im up for a mtach or two, send me a frind request and ill join... but ill doubt yoll do that, cause you all hate me.... and i am only level 21 after all...... nevermind for get about this post.

At 11/22/09 02:32 AM, 36Holla wrote: Halo fanboys (and Pat) rejoice! I give to you a link to new Halo mini movie. It's actually pretty entertaining and interesting as a backstory for the Elites right before they joined the Covenant. Not to mention, they live in a sweet looking samurai culture.

i didnt see the video cause it will probbly wake eveyrone else in th ehouse up, but samurai? thats whats up son..... no wonder they have the energy swords..... anyone else thought those were a bit out of place in a futuristic alien race with long range guns, medium range carbines, and short range weapons like maulers?

What does everybody want for Christmas!

hard alcohol, and a shotgun for the carolers. lol

dragon age origins

custom built gaming laptop

L4D2

the orange box.

anyone know if this new update cdes all of florida for the update region? no update for facebook, last fm, or zune yet, and im still waitin for it. if it is not an exluded zone then why am i not getting this damnded update yet?!

At 11/15/09 12:41 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 11/15/09 06:48 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 11/14/09 05:09 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I made one cry today! I feel fantastic! Beer for everybody!

What!? You win at life. Here's your beer!

Beer! Beer for Everybody!

Come on Odyssic, don't be shy!

*inhales*
please tell me thats not your fridge.......... where did you get all that wine?
*exhales*

At 11/14/09 05:09 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 11/14/09 04:59 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: Plus, 9 times out of 10, you'll get a pre-pubescent little kid squealing at you.

I made one cry today! I feel fantastic! Beer for everybody!

Rule of the club, Tears = Beer.

yes, just yesterday the entire enemy team in matchmakingwas a bunch of little 4 year olds, after the match they thought we were "glitching" and "haxxing" and "killing them too much" it got annoying, so i told them they were all adopted.

also went over to my uncles house to help move furniture, i finished and played MWII (he has the PS3 version) over there............... so... many.... upgrades for weapons............ i cant wait to get my own copy on wednesday.

No problem. It's a good game, but if you ask me, it won't be what you're expecting. The campaign is short, though very good. The online isn't bad, but it feels less special now in comparison to MW. This is my opinion on it though - you could find yourself thinking the online is perfect.

short campaign?.............. i thought the first one had a short campaign, is it generally short... or short compared to the first one?

And if the online is good, then thats all i need, thats almost all i care about in the game... but its a shame there are no XBL parties, i cant talk to bonejangles while hes playing oblivion, or ilikepie while he shooting zombies in halo3.... that was one of MS's most jackass move ever thought of.. no parties for MWII............

At 11/12/09 03:29 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 11/11/09 08:12 PM, lifeofmystery wrote: also whats with that perk leveling thing i hear of? like perks leveling up as you use them, and becoming better? is that true?

also what are the perks now? and any multiplayer vehicles?

There are no vehicles online. Well, there are, but you can't drive them - same as Call of Duty 4. There aren't as many perks now, as the unused ones have been removed. I can't remember all the perks that are in the game though. I recommend you Google search that one.

Perks level up as you use them, until you unlock a 'Pro' version of that perk. For Stopping Power, you might need to, say, kill 50 people using Stopping Power. You then unlock Stopping Power Pro. Pro versions of a perk have another advantage. For example, Stopping Power might give you extra damage against helicopters or something.

thanks for the info, it will come in handy for when i get my dman copy of that darn game! but ill dream on till i get the copy (speaking of which thats a good song, im listening to it rght now but anyways.)), and its highly doubtful ill be able to get a copy for a long time.

father sonholy spirit.

OH my gracious lord god! i beg your great wisdom and omniscience (goodness right?), as i beg thy. Please et me have a copy of Modern Warfare 2, even though it may be sinful, or even if tis not, please give me a copy.

Ahmen.

i have to pray to GOD tat i can get enoguh money from my parents to buy MW2. Cause i only got B's on my report card sadly.

also whats with that perk leveling thing i hear of? like perks leveling up as you use them, and becoming better? is that true?

also what are the perks now? and any multiplayer vehicles?

At 11/10/09 02:22 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: For some reason a thought came into my head, what if when my boyfriend and I live together I walked in on him jerking off?

That seems like it'd be awkward.

I think all you can do is get over it at this point. You can't really say anything that would change it but you should recommend locks on your doors.

...... your boyfriend would jackoff when he LIVES with his girlfriend??? thats REALLY REALLY sad. he must like his hands better than yours.

At 11/8/09 04:54 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 11/8/09 02:40 AM, randompedestrian wrote: Sorry for double post, but the Oblivion game with no xpansions has 80 hours of straight play through gametime, I think shivering Isles adds on 10 and KOTN adds 5, all the XBL downloads are like 10-30 minutes.

Well, that seems somewhere around right. Some of the downloads are longer. The Orrery is meant to be one of the longer ones, due to the fact it can glitch up. Mehrune's Razor is meant to be fairly long as well. Damn, this is making me want to play Oblivion now..

....same...... ihavent played my copy in a year.......... i think there was still 2 quests left, and i had ALL the special 1 drop items locked in my chest, i also had EVERY expansion , orrery, the mage place, mehrunes razor, shivering isles, knights of thenine, horse armor pack......... E.V.E.R.T.H.I.N.G....... i should go back to playing it soon............

but dang..... 90 hours????? jesus......... thats gotta be the longest game in history.... anyone know if theres a world record for the longest minimum playtime on a game ever?

At 11/4/09 10:09 PM, 36Holla wrote: People describe Dragon Age as having about 60 hours of game play per playthough and that's if you don't do sidequests. I find it hard to believe that they are achieving that without there being level grinding or something else involved that draws out the hours. I still want to get it, but it's something I'd much rather get for Christmas than now. By then it'll be lower in price and I'll probably have a lot more free time to play it.

? how much was oblivions? my play time in side quests was about 2 days , so its possibbley more than oblivion??? holy crap thats big.

At 11/4/09 05:52 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 11/3/09 10:39 PM, cornbin wrote: Truth be told I've really wanted Dragon Age:Origins. Just can't invest that kind of time right now...

In all my years of video game playing, I've discovered one simple truth.

You don't need to play a game from start to finish as soon as you buy it.

Hes got A point i never finished oblivions main plot, yet im done with it, done everything else, it sure was fun! *irish accent* Yah never haf ta finish A games plot, ya cun stop half way through! *irish accent end*

Oh and i may be leavng soon, the only reason i go on NG now is this place, and im forgetting it too, as i have slowly beome addicted to kongregate, and its chat that are with every game. so soon I shall part, A party is somthing you all may throw soon.

At 11/1/09 09:39 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-12218 -Providence-Video-Game-Examiner~y2009m11 d1-MS-forcefully-removes-party-chat-for-
upcoming-titles

Looks like they are finally going to have a fix for people using party chat to cheat there way out of multiplayer games.

thisis why we shouldnt let monkeys fool around in a microSHITE office, theyll make huge deals with companies to remove the things we love from gaming! down with the new feature!!!!!!

so that means, my girlfriend dindt break up with me and turn me emotionally dead, im quite sane, and im mentally retarded? wow this sucks.

At 10/30/09 01:08 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 10/29/09 01:55 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Oh yay! Serious Sam HD; should come out tommorow! So should Doom 2.

oh no wait lol.

It feels like a Serious Sam Forever...

dont worry griffon! its not gonna be like duke nukemm forever! trust me maaan! you know what took forever? spore! alsmot 5 damn years! trust me , serious sam will come out!

At 10/26/09 09:25 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:06 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: The Barrett 50. is confirmed in MW2 i think. It's been redone a bit. As for the MP44, I don't think it made the cut.

Yeah, I read about the Barrett. It's meant to be the first sniper you get, I think. The MP44 should return. As it stands, it's the only gun that has appeared in every Call of Duty game.

....... the first?..... are you telling me........ that the barrt could pssibbly be the WEAKEST sniper? and doesnt the MP44 suck? i ever find it on dead bodies, i assumed it sucks.

the world will end when all traces of literature and science dissapear from the world, which is when time will be dark and evil.

i had pair of pants with a pair of cheap sneakers attached to where the leg joint thing is.

i go up the stairs by doing the moon walk...... BACKWARDS.

my fears of not going to my own expectations set by myself, i am 13, and i planned to have had atleast 3 girlfriends by now, and my first broke up with me last wednesday,

i also planned, to have a steady friendship set with a set of differently skilled and oriented people, i know a guy i nicknamed texas toast cause he likes toast and has a wierd accent, a satanic worshipper, a fatass who plays world of warcraft, and a half gay guy, half straight guy (not bisexual.) who says "oohohoh" every time i say "snake", man in a box", "or thick, sticky, white liquids." not too many different people.

and i also expected to be able to read about 500 pages an hour by now, my top is 510 pages in 4 hours, with small letterring. dream not yet met sadly.

all i want to do in life is be happy, have a good lover, be nice to everyone, gain the knowledge of the universe, have lots of friends, and be able to support a family, all atleast before age 25. by the way my life is going currently, this is all highly unlikely, only one of those dreams is in, and thats be nice to everyone i can. its saddening as i look at my collected dreams......... damn, and notice how they may never come true....

the worst fear? the fear of not living up to expectations, it can branch into many different fears if one small goal isnt met....... so sad. i hate my fear.i hate it with every fber and hair of my body.

At 10/21/09 12:06 PM, GodsBitch wrote:

At 10/21/09 09:46 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: M.A.G. looks like a cool game and all but it is by the same guys that do the S.O.C.O.M. series and I'm not really a big fan of their style or direction with their games. The game is certainly impressive on scale but once you get past that it just seems like another shooter that only a small elite amount of people will follow. Much like Killzone 2.

I think this game is going to be more of an achievement than a huge game. I mean if they can successfully pull of 256 player multiplayer on a console, then I can't wait to see some of the games in the near future. To be able to play with that many people in a single match will make the whole war environment a lot more realistic than most games today are achieving. I mean how many wars consist of 8 on 8? I've always found that to be the downfall of most games, so I'm hoping the new server structure used in M.A.G. will be incorporated into other games.

Indeed, im sure if the servers werent good, mag would be an unplayable mess of lag, and lag switch's constantly. Unplayable and terrible, but lets hope the servers work though shouldnt we?

Man i havent been on Xbox in over 2 weeks.... Time sure flies when... Nevermind. so anything major happen while i was out of the world for those couple weeks?

At 10/20/09 05:34 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

Bethesda

...beth? thats all the i need to know it good. so an rpg shooter? god i hope its not like fallout 3.

all hail the great and powerful bethesda, king of gaming companies.

question.

border ands, god or bad, cause im debating buying it with all that im hearing in reviews. the custom weapons isnt somtin ive heard of yet, and i wouold like to know how good it is.

At 10/19/09 06:05 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: I'm banging a cheap whore I picked up at the saloon.

puddin64's mother, whos also his wife?

At 10/19/09 04:56 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: My accomplishments:

* Won 100$ in an essay contest
* Jacked off 7 times in one day once
* Lost virginity
* Beaten TLoZ: OoT a few times

Yeah, you're right, I'm actually pretty sure I do suck.

only seven? my record was 16 times, but i had to stop cause i was afraid of injury of the hand.

so i saw the borderlands commercial... .. what does it mean by "about a bajillion guns."? like, custom weapons? and whats the games story?

... how is dead rising? dont say that its amazing, or give me one word descriptions like epic or awsome or somthing, i want to know bad, cause i know a few peeps on live who play it and they say it is, and i quote "the most absolutely, positively smexiest gameever." they have odd tastes though so id like to know how it is.