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At 6/21/09 11:17 PM, XanadeadUzumaki wrote: its sad, i found some more. there two seperate ones i cropped and screenshotted together. this is really sad. [srry if there small, if they get bigger they get all pixilated

Sorry to burst your wanna-be-genius bubble, but those are barely sexual. There's nothing sexual in the top one, but the bottom one does have a little bit of sexual. There's a 11 year old girl pictured with a tit sticking out of her bra >_>

At 5/22/09 02:12 AM, killer0ed wrote: A better example of this.

Lawl, the tits are totally sticking out.

Not too long ago, wikipedia put 4chan as it's article of the day, and that certainly brought in a shitload of newfags.

At 6/23/09 09:53 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: My sister just told me that the girl with the tattoos has finally confessed to having been awake the whole time, and that she made up the crap about being asleep having regretted the tattoo afterwards.

Not that she was fooling anyone, anyway.

Seriously, how can you get a tattoo on your face thinking that it would be a good idea? I don't want a tattoo anyway but if I did I'd get it somewhere where at least if it went completely wrong, I wouldn't have to look at it or show it off to everyone.

This is true, actually.
She admitted it. a few days ago.

I actually enjoy chocolate skittles. They're pretty good.
I absolutely despise licorice, however.

Fail at trolling.

Now that's what I call a casual drink.

Attention Horny, to describe all the attention whorey children out there.

At 5/18/09 09:03 PM, jamesbondman wrote:

At 5/18/09 06:59 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Sorry about that, here's the link. Killing Floor.

Just another Steam game, nothing exciting...

Actually, this game is pretty fucking awesome. It's only $20 bucks, and after playing it, I'd buy it for $50. It also comes with SDK. Though they can't be compared, I enjoyed Killing Floor more then L4D.
I fucking hate how people keep comparing them. They are two totally different games.

This really has nothing to fucking do with wii fit. They just incorporated the fact so that the story could get attention.

At 6/1/08 09:26 PM, Redface wrote: Another moronic thread about "The Glory Days of Cartoons".

I hardly watch t.v. anymore, so hopefully you can excuse any perceived eliteism when I say JUST FUCKING MOVE ON ALREADY

THINK ABOUT THE CORRUPTED CHILDREN MINDS!

CN did die a long time ago, and it's really taking a toll on the little kids. I swear, they're fucking stupid.

I wouldn't use the word zombies. First of all, zombie-like behavior does not mean just wandering aimlessly. Second, they aren't eating other ants..

Dude, steal all the stuff in his locker, or screw it up, like putting a stink bomb in there.

At 5/12/09 10:43 PM, satanist-kitty wrote: You officially have no balls, and a tiny cock.

This man speaks the truth.

At 5/11/09 08:34 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Then, they announced the winner of the costume contest, which was a fucking 2 year old dressed in Mario's clothes. The moral is: dress your infant up and bring it to any costume contest and you're honestly sure to win.

God, I fucking hate it when that happens. They aren't even that cute. You see all these people in epic clothes when a little kid in crappy clothes wins a costume contest. Plus, It spoils them.

At 5/13/09 07:26 PM, Imacow wrote: So yesterday we had a substitute teacher in art.

After he took attendance and what not, he asked if anyone in the room had any experience with Flash, so I said that I did.

Than he started talking about how he was getting into the program and he said that he could offer me a job

When I read the thread title, I thought this was about
A) Some story about a talking sub sandwich offering you a hand/blow job.
B) Your hot female substitute teacher offered you a hand/blow job.

And up until finishing that quote, I thought
A) He was going to pay you in ducks.
B) A male teacher offering you a hand/blow job.

Am I the only one who thought something along the lines of that?

Yeah, rap was never good.
Teens and older people (20+) listen to all the ''hip'' music because it makes them feel younger.
It's bull shit.

At 5/11/09 01:42 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: sliced cheese and sliced ham

TO PUT ON MAH SLICED BREADS

Sliced cheese... sliced ham.... and sliced bread.
GOOD SIR, I THINK YOU INVENTED THE GREATEZT THING EVERZ!

I'd say Jump Him. Or tell the police.
Either one of those options, unless you want a slit throat.

Kick your dads ass. You need to be more angry.
But yeah, GET PACKING.

I'm fine with the current one, but a new one would be nice. But they'd have to do it right and not screw it up

At 5/4/09 05:33 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: I am enjoying this thread. Here's my attempt.

Epic. Lolgasms.

This is one of the most creative photoshops threads I've seen in a long time, a majority of them are ''meh'' but the good photoshops in here are GOOD.

Hey, internet bullying helps you become a man. I used to be a internet noob, and now I HATE internet noobs.

At 4/19/09 04:08 PM, RandomExploit wrote: Pfft, the pear of anguish actually might be ineffective. The device broke before it could break a wine glass. But still, human muscle might be easier than glass.

I bet it must be one of the worst pains in the world to have it in a vagina.

Chocolate just kind boring for me.
They used to serve strawberry milk in my old school, and it owned.
I just take White Milk these days.

At 4/15/09 05:39 PM, Rig wrote: Now what would your reaction be if it were a male robber and a male hairdresser?

Hmmmm?

Fix'd.

The only male hairdressers I know are gay.

Mah Rubber Band ball. So it good be big enough to wreck anything down...

The movie was pretty touching. I liked everything except the gay sex parts.

At 4/13/09 06:57 PM, Somepurson wrote: I'd stick my dick in that

Looks like somebody already did.
Look at the stache.
Oh, by the way. I just proved the ''slut'' point.

At 4/5/09 05:33 PM, pointydagger wrote:

At 4/5/09 03:59 PM, jokerscard wrote: HEY GUISE I'M BILLY MAYES TOO!

Not caps.

WOAH! BILLY MAYES!

What are you selling this time?!?!?!?!?

I sure hope he has some Kaboom! left!

BTW, OP is a attention whore.