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Ahhh, typical fucktarded american you are.
Maybe try to look through the views of other people, and not just think everything you say is right?

There are plenty of pine cones that look like dicks. It's not a big deal, and not really worth a entire thread.

At 8/1/09 10:20 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: your afraid someone might steal them from you, but yet you don't care about the fact that you stole them from the general, how do you the the general felt when he found his prized coin collection missing? Return them, that's the right thing to do.

Umm, they've been stolen for quite some time, sir.
I'm pretty sure the general isn't around anymore.

</fail thread> indeed.
And yes, major attention whores.
Damnit, what's with all the underage fucktards on NG lately?

At 8/1/09 07:48 PM, Richkid410 wrote: Have you ever been dared to kiss a girl that you like or not,I kissed 2 girls that I dont like

It's pretty funny that he couldn't do better then two ugly chicks.

Meh, it's got ''Funny Fake Story'' potential, but it didn't really do it for me.

At 7/31/09 07:23 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/31/09 07:21 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Link a Dink

So what do you think?

Greatest way to get back at an ex-girlfriend EVER?

or

"...absolute insult to women that this has been invented."

a woman probably invented it

[ im gonna get that bitch, that, that bitch! ]

If you bothered to read the article he linked to, you would notice that a woman definatively did not invent it.

Anyway, this would be a cool trick. And if there was a male bathing suit that dissolved in the water, this would be the perfect setup:
1. Give a dissolvable bathing suit to yourself and your girlfriend.
2. Go in a pool.
3. Get laid within the next 5 minutes.
4. ???
5. Profit.

It's a NEWGROUNDS game. 95% of then consist of kittens and penises flying everywere and random colors flashing in the background.
What the fuck did you expect?

At 7/29/09 10:54 PM, IoIwut wrote: It remins me of this for some reason.

They have nothing to do eachother, and post a NSFW with it next time.
Anyways, what kind of sick bastard doesn't bother to wash his sex toy and keeps jizz-stained underwear under his bed?

I'm sorry, but this is just a epic fail.

At 7/29/09 01:51 PM, igott wrote: A fucking Wizard Staff.

Yard Sales FTW. I just got it two weeks ago but never got my hands on batteries for the camera.

Post your awesome shit here.

It's just a polished stick with some plastic shit on the top of it...

At 7/29/09 01:53 PM, WackyAnimation wrote: im pretty sure thats at least the 3rd time this has happened. crazy people need to get more original with the sick things they do.

Well, you could take the fetus and shove it in the woman's mouth. Now THAT would be creepy.
Or just brutally murder it.

Now it all makes sense...

I'm going to assume it's clown sperm.

Anyways, I'd man-up and drink it.

At 7/29/09 01:09 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Just a minute.

Someone just got banned.
Though Poozy usually hands it in a funny way and cruel way.

Not really worthy of an entire thread, and they have lactose pills which you can take before eating/drinking dairy things, which basically removed the allergy for a amount of time.
They also have lactone-tolerant stuff, which you can drink/eat. So please research the topic before acting like a batshit retarded 8 year old who is addicted to ice cream.

At 7/13/09 06:22 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Shameless cash in. There was never any video game until his death.

Regular musicians just have a compilation of their music. MJ was so big a star there can be all sorts of media released.

Know what your saying before you try to act like a smartass.

link.

Apparently Micheal Jackson had been working on a new game recently, and despite his death, it's set to release this holiday season. Any predictions on how this could turn out?

/discuss.

Call me weird, but that hamburger looks DELICIOUS. I might try that sometime..

Well, a few years back at 6-7 summer school, a asian kid walked up to the teacher and ripped her shirt open and pulled her bra off, then proceeded to put his hands on her breasts. He ended up getting in a shitload of trouble, but he didn't feel guilty. It was pretty hawt.

And once in 7th grade a 6th grader pulled a girl's skirt and panties down, and the girl punched him in the face when he tried to thrust his fingers into her privates. He got suspended for 5 days, which I think is pretty short for it.

Oh yeah, and once someone changed all the internet homepages to the rickrolling website, portsnap.com. Another time, a kid also changed all the homepages to meatspin.com.
I did the rickrolling one. 5+ originality.

A lot of other sexual messed up shit has happened at my schools too, though I won't bother to list them.

At 6/28/09 11:38 AM, WadeFulp wrote: They are dropping like flies! According to Fox News, we have lost Informercial King, Billy Mays!

He's not just the king, he's the Emperor.

This is wonderful. We no longer have to deal with epic fails coming from egotistical snobs..

At 6/27/09 06:52 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

This man speaks the truth.

Seconded.

At 6/25/09 10:38 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 6/25/09 10:36 PM, Tacoon395 wrote: Wrong forum...?

No.

Also, this is an old easter egg, even considering how young the Art Portal is... Meaning many people have noticed it before.

Yeah, but nobody ever bothered to talk about it.

At 6/25/09 10:50 PM, LDAF wrote: That's a picture of God.

Chuck Norris?.... It can't be....

Whenever the word ''free'' is included, I just never click it. It's even worse when they say 100% FREE.
Free is just another word for ''Note: 99% of the game will not be free unless you pay 15 dollars a month'' or ''You'll need to pay real money to get equipment that doesn't suck''
I'm not saying games should actually be 100 percent free. It's just when they shove it in your face and tell you it's free when it's not, I get annoyed. I click ads sometimes if it doesn't include the word free.

At 6/25/09 10:39 PM, zmanrulez wrote: Dude...

Its Tron Rob.

I think we're on to something...

At 6/25/09 10:31 PM, Cryoma wrote: I noticed that as well, obviously mindchamber.

Yeah, prolly Mind Chamber.
Hopefully some photoshopper will find the time to stop photoshopping Micheal Jackson pictures and shuffle this into a complete picture.

At 6/25/09 10:27 PM, Dogmeat wrote:

At 6/25/09 08:36 PM, commander22 wrote: why do they even make it???

Black people.

Everybody knows Black People love their grape pop!

The art portal has a ratings filter, but if you turn all of the filters off, you get a whole page of what seems to be one big shuffled picture. It looks like some sort of red and black newgrounds robot or something...
Anybody think they can un-shuffle it?
Art Portal