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Oh hai there meg--HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR THUMB?

It's caused by breast cancer, silly kids.

You kids do realize the outside is merely a painting, right?

Every Billy Mays commercial ever made.

And of course, who could forget this?

It's probably as good as sit-coms get.

At 9/24/09 06:25 PM, KingExodus wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:27 PM, Piss wrote: shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

This.

double this.

Triple this.

Quadriple this.

Really, it's just common fucking sense.

At 9/21/09 07:35 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 8/31/09 12:02 AM, SatanHam wrote: killin neo.

This. ^
But done decently.
Now comment on my photoshop. NO-one has commented on ANY of my phosohops in this thread so far.

Well, make it more original than Matrix and it'd get more attention.

What'd you take? One of those google ads for ''IQ tests''?

While Poozy is indeed a awesome legend, Ron has always just been some egotistical attention whoring fag.

At 9/13/09 07:49 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 9/13/09 07:46 AM, MrPaPeRBoX wrote: and another one.

Do you know what isn't hot?

Poor Photoshop base pictures.

What are you going to do with that picture?

Except Photoshop you riding a horse.

You sir, have a lacking imagination.

They do it for attention whoring, and a increased post count.

I thought gamer was actually pretty fucking awesome. Much better then the shit you get in District 9.
9 the movie is awesome, though.

Newgrounds is pointless. Seriously, how could people be enjoying it? You do the same thing everytime. Just come in and vote 5 times, then post in a board full of retards.

The answer is simple. She sleeps with the male teachers.

Hitler would be ashamed that there are egotistical douchebag faggots around like this, calling themselves Nazis so they could void their feelings of low-self esteem.

The same we say for TheSouthernTower: ''Just because you were the first to do it doesn't mean it wouldn't have happened without you.''

You know, you can't just pull out 24/7 worth of original and new shows out of mid air, especially in this shitty economy. Though the thing that sucks about their movie segments is that they literally cut out entire parts of movies just so they can show some more commercial and make a extra buck.

They do make the occasional epic win, though.

Actually, microsoft made some great skins for their operating systems, which make them into great eyecandy.

Zune Theme (Orange and Black. Looks kickass.)

You're supposed to choose ''More Questions'', and after his 3rd try failing, you can actually win.

So it took you this long realize the concept of common attention whoring?

Too bad I can't get dickneck to show up on there...

Doesn't take a fucking genius to start the computer in safe mode and then remove the password.

My area's chinese restaurant only includes like 3 brocolli in each lunch special, and they make the food GODLIKE.

This has been posted before. Many times.

This is most likely some attention whoring scheme.
Though the facebook page is epic fail.

If it's something real, then it'd be pretty cool. Hopefully we get to the bottom of this.

I am underly astounded by the fact that we went a whole page of a newgrounds thread without someone saying something along the lines of ''Fuck Her.''.

Anyways, quit being a unnapreciative prick. If you're just a troll, go outside and get some fucking sun.

At 8/18/09 05:42 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote:

At 8/18/09 05:30 PM, metalguy777 wrote: I got chainsawed by Dad. Instant fucking win.

It's because you're on spikes.
Normally he makes you go fast.

Well no shit, sherlock.

Also, if you want working achievements that don't do a fucking thing, then go on kongregate.
You don't need to QQ OMG ON XBOX 360 IT'S WORKING.

At 8/3/09 05:16 PM, Caraboo wrote:

At 8/3/09 05:04 PM, STEM wrote: GOD DAMMIT I hate playing video games and NOT GETTING AN ICON TO PROVE I DID IT!

Then go ahead and sign the petition! =)

He couldn't even see the sarcasm, lawlz.
Anyways, making Medals isn't as easy as you think it is, so you go ahead and fix it yourself instead of being a fucking critic who thinks everything he says is important.
You could just get some real life acomplishment, but you really don't need a icon to prove you played a game.

European hiphop is actually pretty good.
Though American rap and hip hop is total bullshit. The rap is just pure terrible, just egotistical faggots singing poems.
The hip hop is even worse. I can't believe the children actually like that shit.
It's impossible to describe how shitty it is.